But He Called Me His Husband

[Complete! Extra sweet! Giveaway on Weibo: @Yanjiuyu]

[Not-quite-straight mischievous bottom × even less straight unlucky wolfdog top]

One summer vacation, Lin Qi, the young master of the Lin family, was kicked out of his home by his parents to learn how to fend for himself. He spent every last penny on a voice changer and shot to online fame with his “sweet” voice and impressive gaming skills.

That same summer, the roommate of Lin Qi’s sworn enemy, Yuan Yinzhe, paid a fortune to hire a beautiful streamer to play games with him. As it happened, that streamer was Lin Qi himself.

Everyone knew Lin Qi and Yuan Yinzhe had been fighting since they were kids.

Everyone also knew that Yuan Yinzhe was the person Lin Qi hated most in the world.

But… they were paying him way too much.

Grinding his teeth, Lin Qi thanked his lucky stars that he’d made an alternate account, then swallowed his pride and cooed at the familiar usernames: “Hello, big brothers~”

Yuan Yinzhe: ?

He casually dropped a 5,000-yuan gift in Lin Qi’s stream. “That sounded nice. Say it again.”

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Yuan Yinzhe, the campus heartthrob at Yan University, was handsome, top of his class, a bit of a delinquent but not a bad guy, and from a very wealthy family. His only flaw was that he was as straight as they came.

His roommate had once thought he’d spend his whole life with video games. Then one day, he discovered Yuan Yinzhe had somehow started flirting with his goddess, and was even playing the lovesick puppy, begging to meet in person all summer without ever getting the chance.

Roommate: ?

Yuan Yinzhe: I don’t want to get played either, but she calls me “big brother.”

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A lovesick puppy gets everything in the end.

After spending the whole summer in the streaming room, Yuan Yinzhe finally uncovered his goddess’s secret identity the day before school started.

Cornered in a small alley by the school gates, Lin Qi was close to tears. “You bastard, just hear me out!”

Yuan Yinzhe: “What good would an explanation do? At this point, even calling me ‘husband’ won’t work.”

Lin Qi: …It really won’t?

Lin Qi: …Husband?

-+ [Important: This is just for the plot. Don’t deceive people in real life!]

-+The original title was But He Calls Me Big Brother, but I changed it because family terms aren’t allowed in titles!

-+A sweet little story, no angst, and the secret identity reveal isn’t angsty either.

-+Childhood friends, sworn enemies to lovers

-+There are gaming scenes, but you can still enjoy the story if you don’t play games. The author barely plays either, so most of it is made up.

-+Cover art by @Wu Chu. My sweetheart’s novels are amazing. Everyone go read them!!!

Check out this upcoming novel, my next book: "I’m Really Not a God!"

The apocalypse arrived, and zombies ran rampant.

Chi Xinghe awakened a strange ability that let him open and control a pocket world.

The only problem was that he had the land but didn’t know what to do with it.

He could speed up or slow down the flow of time, but he couldn’t develop the place all by himself.

So the surviving humans, barely clinging to life amid the zombies, began receiving invitations signed “Baby’s Breath”:

“Would you be willing to help poor Baby’s Breath build a new home?”

“Baby’s Breath is so pitiful. How could I not help!” or “I’ll have to think about it.”

Please make your choice.

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On this new land, people began new lives.

They no longer feared the zombies, because a god would protect them and their home.

All they had to do was offer the god a few insignificant things every now and then, and the god would fulfill requests of equivalent value.

Sometimes the god would make their crops grow faster, sometimes offer advice on city planning, and sometimes help them deal with unruly newcomers.

Everything went smoothly, and everyone respected their god.

Until one day, the god suddenly flew into a rage.

Every resident received a letter full of exclamation marks:

“I’m really not a god!! Stop calling me one!!”

“Also, could you give poor Baby’s Breath some fried chicken drumsticks? This kid hasn’t had meat in days T^T!”

The people calmly put away their letters and hurried to prepare fried chicken, all thinking the same thing:

Ah! What are we supposed to do? Our god is just too cute!

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Yu Qingmeng was a top-tier alpha with an awakened Super S-Class combat ability.

One day, he accidentally picked up a little omega named Chi Xinghe.

Chi Xinghe had a tough-sounding name, but was surprisingly soft, like a sweet-filled glutinous rice ball, and his pheromones smelled amazing.

Yu Qingmeng swore he’d take good care of the wife he’d tricked into coming home with him!

But before a month had passed, his grand ambitions came crashing down when he realized Chi Xinghe didn’t need him to support him at all.

His ability was to conjure all sorts of delicious food, and he was always sneaking off to eat fried chicken drumsticks behind Yu Qingmeng’s back!

Yu Qingmeng: …

Forget everything else. Could I at least have a bite of that chicken?

Caught red-handed, Chi Xinghe didn’t panic at all. Instead, he cheerfully offered, “I’ll share a bite with you!”

Theme: You only have a chance if you work hard.