I’m a Villager, and I’m Still Better Suited to Farming

[Honk!]

["Goose Tales," a goose's good times!]

[Leave the hustle and bustle of the city behind and return to life's simple beginnings.]

["Goose Tales" is waiting for you!]

After returning to his maternal grandmother's hometown, Ke Shile activated a real-world farming game called [Goose Tales].

He immediately resolved to become an outstanding villager of Goose Village and promote farming as a way of life, making it bigger and better!

And so...

Planting crops, fishing, chopping trees, mining...

His "relaxing and peaceful" farming life began here.

# [Question]: If you had the choice between a farming game and an adventure game, which would you pick? #

Ke Shile sat in the courtyard, looking at the thriving vegetable patch and the chickens running around everywhere, and thinking of the third level of the mine he still hadn't cleared.

He replied below:

"Thanks for asking. I'm in the fields, having just finished planting vegetables. Compared to an AVG, I'm more suited to farming, you know!"

Note: Inspired by a few farming games.

Just some silly stuff. Enjoy it if you find it fun.

Also updating: Who Even Keeps a Diary?!

--Previews below--

Preview 1: How to Turn Your Terrible Start Around and Change Your Life (working title)

You were born in a remote European town. Your father is unknown, your mother is Mary, the town's famous dancer, your brother is intellectually disabled, and your sister was born with an antisocial personality.

And you, a future great artist and serial killer.

At 0, you were born, but your mother forgot you on the cold floor and you nearly froze to death.

At 1 month, your mother left home, and without breast milk, you nearly starved to death.

At 3 months, a cat carried you away, but a neighbor found and rescued you.

At 6 months, the hardships of life forced you to learn to crawl quickly.

At 8 months, you learned to walk.

At 10 months, your mother came back. Knowing you were small and powerless, you learned to talk and tried your best to win the adults' affection.

At 1 year, you succeeded. Your mother loved you dearly and no longer left.

Life seemed to improve. You no longer had to worry about having enough to eat.

Your mother became the finest dancer in town, and strange men came to your house every day.

At 5, you had grown a little. Your brother was 15 that year. He looked a lot like your mother and was very handsome. You loved him.

But you weren't the only one who loved your brother.

At 6, a neighbor's house accidentally caught fire. A person and a cat died.

At 7, one of your mother's lovers coveted the money in the house and tried to murder her for it. Your mother was furious and buried his body beneath the roses in the yard.

At 8, your brother came of age. He grew rough and strong, with far more strength than most people.

At 9, your mother stopped dancing. She brought home a man and a little girl, and told you they were your father and sister.

Your "sister" was strange too, and seemed to abuse small animals. Your "father" was strange as well, always looking at you with a peculiar expression.

Life went on. You got a new father, and your mother took you to a new place. Your sister and brother were both there.

A new life began.

Preview 2: I Could Never Be the White Moonlight in the Game

HR Company launched a series of horror games to pave the way for its full-dive technology.

They were intended to promote the upcoming full-dive technology, but the games became a worldwide sensation as soon as they were released.

Countless people became obsessed with their content and characters, and being horror games did nothing to diminish their popularity.

Among these games, many players became infatuated with an NPC named Arno. Though arrogant, affected, and vicious, he still drove them wild with desire.

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[The Madwoman in the Town]

"Go to the little cabin at the edge of town, and bring the clock pendant. There's a beautiful lady inside. Shh... she doesn't recognize her own child."

[The Missing Wife]

"My wife vanished into the nighttime fog, leaving behind a letter just two lines long."

[The Cannibal's Lamb]

"That child... One look at her, and hunger surged through me."

Theme: Working people are the most glorious!