Angst Fiction, but Everyone's Having a Breakdown

At the engagement banquet, the obsessive CEO and his white-moonlight first love gaze into each other’s tearful eyes, hand in hand, while the wronged stand-in stares at the food with shining eyes. Buddha Jumps Over the Wall! Top-grade caviar! Beef Wellington! I’m eating, eating, eating! Eating and eating and eating! The CEO shoots him a cold look. “You’re no longer useful to me. Get lost.” The wronged man: “Burp.” The snow crab is so tender! I’m gonna devour it! The aloof immortal lord stands before Soulbreak Cliff, weeping as he begs the wronged love-struck fool to cut out his golden core and save his junior brother. The wronged man abruptly turns into a monkey, grabs a vine, and swings away, screeching into the distance. Why become a Demon Lord? I quit! I’m becoming a monkey! Swinging through trees! Snatching bananas! Crashing into everyone! The immortal lord: …? The white-lotus junior brother: …?? A fake heiress barges into a wealthy family’s marriage alliance, and the family fortune and shares are about to be swindled away and divided up. The stepmother thinks she has everything under control and sneers, “What can that sickly young master possibly do? He thinks he can take me on?” The butler hesitates. “Madam, the young master has gone to sell scallion pancakes outside the university.” The stepmother’s smile freezes. “What did you just say?” The wronged man himself: Spread on the meat sauce! Sprinkle the scallions! Add the sausage! You want pork floss? I’ll stuff it full! Quick Transmigration System: Um, um… I don’t think the story was supposed to go like this!!! By day, Ke Ding is a college student enduring one hardship after another. At night, he works part-time for the System, reliably taking abuse and reliably going off the rails, switching personalities without a hitch. Until, in one world, he catches the eye of a genius scientist who was supposed to be the villain. Ke Ding: I slap people hard, spout crazy and filthy nonsense, and even turn into a monkey and crash around. Did you not see any of that? Jiang Yi: I saw it. Jiang Yi: It’s adorable as hell. Ke Ding: ? A silly, lighthearted novel. Both leads are each other’s first love, and the male lead appears starting in the third world. Just laugh your way through it, hahaha -Release Announcement- Thanks so much for loving this story! It will become a paid novel on October 9 (Monday). Ten chapters will be posted at 1 a.m. that day, after which updates will return to their regular schedule. I’ll see you every morning at six! O3O Wishing every friend who stops by all the best, no weight gain no matter how much you eat, and happiness every day~ Theme: Let it out in healthy ways and live well.