Kiss Me Once and Live to Be a Hundred

As a thousand-year-old ginseng spirit, no matter how long he lives, Cen An can't escape the fate of people coveting his body and wanting to eat it. After all, one kiss can extend your life, and one bite can greatly boost your cultivation. Cen An is basically a walking experience bar. He escaped all manner of schemes to keep him, lure him, and hunt him down by demons and monsters, then followed the strongest demonic aura to Dr. Ye's office at Central Hospital. Trembling, he asked, "H-hello, could I be a potted plant on your desk?" "Y-you could live a hundred years longer just by taking a bite out of me. I'm really not lying to you QAQ" The doctor pushed up his glasses. "First, my name isn't H-hello, y-you." "Second, as a vampire, I'm already immortal." "If you haven't made an appointment, get out. Next." *Bonus: It wasn't until a long, long time later that Cen An noticed something. "Dr. Ye, why do you have a fox tail QAAAAAQ!!!" △ Fox-vampire doctor top X thousand-year-old ginseng potted-plant bottom △ The bottom's new dream is to qualify as a licensed doctor and become a ginseng winner √ [Time for a recommendation from a good friend OVO △ Campus comedy, upcoming: "No More Fighting!" by Sanqian Dameng Xu Pingsheng: Two true school bullies, with IQs of 24,000, try hard to behave and pull a partner home. △ Rebirth, upcoming: "I Want to Be a Little Pushover" by Meng. Qianhang: Being a big shot for too long is really boring. [Next up~~Please show some love and pre-save it, mwah!] WAP link: "The boy band and the crown" Desktop link: "The boy band and the crown" "If you make the wrong move here, you'll end up with nothing but a middle school diploma, Huo Ren!" "Didn't you get recommended to No. 1 High School already? And with your cheat-code memory, getting into Tsinghua or Peking University would be no problem. You really want to become a trainee at an entertainment company? Why?!" The boy lowered his head and said nothing. After a long while, he smiled. When he smiled, his clear, bright eyes seemed to shimmer. He was so handsome it was impossible to look away. "Because I'm broke." Cover: @Juaner Art Shop, Electric Lamp Author's Weibo: @Who Holds the Spring Law for the East Lord <INPUT TYPE=IMAGE SRC=http://tva1.sinaimg.cn/large/0060lm7Tly1g5nw4lbg7ig30dw05kn0e.gif ***> For other questions, suggestions, or complaints, feel free to press CTRL+W to open the mysterious portal and share your good mood with the author online =3=. Theme: