After Going on a Variety Show with the Hilarious Actor Top, We Ascended

1. When Xia Xun was young, he offended someone powerful. Though he was fair-skinned, beautiful, and talented, after years in the industry he was still an obscure nobody. Fortunately, he learned to play both sides, sweet-talking everyone while keeping his heart cold. His reputation in the industry became: "Wild and promiscuous, anyone can get a date with him." One day, a drunk Xia Xun spent a wild night with someone. Good news: His partner was a handsome newly crowned movie star with a six-pack. Bad news: His partner was a college guy with a huge... well, a huge one, but absolutely no technique. When he saw the other man's obvious displeasure and cold expression after recognizing him, Xia Xun, nursing his battered body, decided to deliver one last blow. "Young Master Huo, you should be the ninety-ninth person I've slept with. That's industry custom, so we should celebrate with a banquet. I'll make it up to you another day." The atmosphere in bed immediately turned even colder. 2. Huo Jingxing had been famous for his stunning looks since childhood, and won the Best Actor crown soon after reaching adulthood. At his nineteenth birthday party, he slept with a gorgeous man who was amazing in every way. Unfortunately, he was born with a distant, cold face, so when he said nothing, he looked displeased. Just as he was about to check on his first-time bed partner, the guy boasted about giving him a hundred-person celebration gift and left him with a malicious taunt. "A college guy with diamond-grade equipment? Not all that impressive." Huo Jingxing clutched the blanket and fell into deep thought. Was he really the worst of the ninety-nine?! Impossible. Absolutely impossible! 3. Xia Xun had insulted Huo Jingxing, who came from a powerful family, on a whim. He was braced for brutal revenge, but instead found himself with a huge belly. The baby's coming! And at the time, his company had put him on ice. He couldn't even scrape together enough money to give birth, never mind buy diapers. Fortunately, a survival-style dating show called "When Love Ends" came knocking. As it happened, Huo Jingxing was also joining the show, while Xia Xun's role was to be the cannon fodder who relentlessly pursued the show's up-and-coming female star. On the show, when Xia Xun gently comforted the newcomer, he felt a sharp gaze fixed on him. When he laughed and put an arm around a male actor, a cold snort came from behind him... Later, Xia Xun could no longer stand Huo Jingxing's relentless pursuit day and night and decided to put an end to things. Unexpectedly, Huo Jingxing looked cold and said something absurdly innocent. "I refuse to believe I was the worst of the hundred." "I request a do-over." Already suffering from morning sickness, Xia Xun lost his temper and slapped the test results against Huo Jingxing's face. "Do-over my ass!" Huo Jingxing was about to say he didn't have a sister, when he noticed a result way above the normal range. I have a baby?! 4. Everyone noticed that the dating show's direction was getting more and more bizarre. Was the movie star who was supposed to be happily single really the one anxiously chasing the cannon fodder with a thermos, afraid he'd get hurt and constantly telling him to drink more water? At first, they dug up Xia Xun's dirt and mocked him nonstop. But then they saw Xia Xun, gorgeous, sassy, and clear-eyed, growing more and more pampered and delicate; Xia Xun sleeping peacefully on Huo Jingxing's lap like a child; and Xia Xun being publicly praised by the Huo Corporation's president as a man untouched by the muck, someone he wanted to take in as his godson... Everyone: "All right, that's enough. Let's go, keep an eye on our 3,000-yuan paychecks and stop worrying about him. He's already married into a rich family." Later, someone took the opportunity to ask Huo Jingxing what he planned to do next. He replied, "I want to sign up for a class." "Got a new hobby?" "Yes. Cooking and childcare." Everyone: "?" You're only nineteen and already planning to be a stay-at-home dad? Cold, aloof wolf-dog top x beautiful, resilient, flirtatious bottom Content warnings: Entire story is set in a fictional world; same-sex marriage is legal later on. 1. Younger top, four years younger. Both leads have no prior sexual experience. 2. Dating show in the first half, parenting show in the second. 3. Writing is hard, so all content is protected against piracy. Theme: Be sincere in love