He's So Miserable, But He's Faking It [Quick Transmigration]

[Complete] The serialized novel "The National Team Boy Group Debuts!" is now underway~ There are plenty of beautiful, talented, yet tragic people in the entertainment industry: Trainees who refuse unspoken rules, idols who refuse to get in through the back door, screenwriters who refuse to have their scripts rewritten recklessly... They have talent and integrity, but they don't fit in with the industry. As a result, scumbags suppress and ostracize them, leaving them unable to get ahead. Han Yi has traveled through hundreds of worlds. He's an A in both physical and intellectual ability, and ruthless in his methods. This time, his mission is to break through the obstacles as a beautiful, talented, yet tragic little victim and win the flowers and applause he deserves. Han Yi: Trust me, I'm really super tragic. My childhood nickname is even Han Can [resting chin.jpg] Scumbags: ? Is that why you wrote the word "tragic" on my grave? [coffin lid rattling.jpg] #PositiveEnergyStar# #AVisitToThePoliceStation# 1. The low-level screenwriter made a scapegoat by capitalists Humble screenwriter x Writes and directs our country's first major sci-fi epic √ 2. The imperial mermaid whose voice was ruined by poison from a rival A vase-like plaything taken in by a tyrant x The empire's first gravel-voiced mermaid rock superstar √ 3. The trainee frozen out by his scumbag boss A canary driven insane after being forced into a party for shady deals between money and power x The "madman" Best Actor who rose from the mud and won top awards √ 4. The stand-in whose private photos were exposed by a sleazy tabloid A bit player in low-budget films, frozen out by the TV station x The rising new Best Actor who came from the slums √ 5. The God of Entertainment A little god draped in starlight but unable to ascend x A god of integrity who revives the arts of the Huaxia people √ * A feel-good novel where the male lead shines on his own. Basically, it's about a beautiful, talented, yet tragic man transmigrating into various beautiful, talented, yet tragic characters, crushing scumbags, reaching the top, and cleaning up the entertainment industry. * The bonus chapter is a small world and can be subscribed to separately. --Serialized novel below-- "The National Team Boy Group Debuts!" Qiao Huan's internship assignment in his senior year at police academy is to go undercover at an entertainment company and gather evidence that its parent company is evading taxes, exploiting employees, and more. To the outside world, he's a lazy trainee who spends every day doing nothing, with no hope of debuting. But... his roommates are even more abnormal than he is. Roommate One runs five kilometers every day with a weighted pack, getting fit whatever the weather. Roommate Two springs out of bed like he's been injected with adrenaline at the wake-up call, and folds his blanket into a square neater than a block of tofu. Roommate Three codes every day, and every so often Alipay announces, "500,000 yuan received." It isn't until they inexplicably debut as a group that Qiao Huan realizes: Their group is made up entirely of undercover agents! As undercover agents, they really don't want to become famous. On a crime-solving variety show, they use their extensive theoretical knowledge to criticize the show's flaws from every angle. Audience: Wow, I learned so much. On an outdoor variety show, they deliberately avoid the cameras and take on all the dirty, exhausting physical work. Audience: This group is so wholesome and unpretentious! On a music variety show, they politely turn down popular songs and improvise compositions about love of country and family. Audience: The guys are so full of positive energy! Scandals and chaos are everywhere in the entertainment industry, but no matter how hard people look, they can't find a single flaw in this boy group. Everyone says the members are all upright and wholesome, and that their careers could never come crashing down. Principals: Thank you for your outstanding contributions to the cause of ideological and cultural development. Here's your delayed graduation certificate. Keep it up! Group members: We really don't want to be famous anymore [exhausted smile.jpg] Theme: Stars that fall into the mud will eventually pierce through it and shine even brighter