Professional Bad Ending Master

[Main story complete, bonus chapters updating] [If you're rereading, please don't spoil anything~] _ Yu Lian is a professional writer of melodramatic tragic-love scripts for the Office of Fate in the Three Thousand Divine Realms. Forbidden love, substitute lovers, white moons and cinnabar moles, I love you but you love him, and he loves me... He can pull out endless tropes from old-school angst novels, and they've become a talent of his very soul. Before retiring, Yu Lian picked a high-risk world where several novels had fused together, hoping to secure the highest tier of retirement benefits. Scum Love Interest One: the supreme immortal of the sect. Yu Lian is the immortal's sole direct disciple: a prodigy whose brilliance outshines everyone. Yet he desperately suppresses his forbidden love for his master, struggling in anguish until a heart demon begins to take hold. His master treats him very well. Well enough to suffer a grievous injury for him. His master also treats him terribly. Badly enough to deceive him about his feelings, then rip out his heart just as Yu Lian gives him his own, all for someone else. It turns out Yu Lian was merely being raised as medicine for another person. Later, the usually heartless master, drenched in blood, returns the heart to him with utmost care. His eyes redden as he says, “A-Lian, I've given your heart back. Could you still love me...?” But, Master, how can a heart that's been cut out ever be put back? And how can someone without a heart love anyone? Scum Love Interest Two: the supreme immortal's sworn enemy, Lord of the Underworld. The Lord of the Underworld grips his chin. “Yu Lian, you love him so much you've lost everything. I'll make you forget him. Once you've fallen for me, I'll restore your memories. I bet you'll look beautiful when you break down.” Yu Lian really does fall in love with him. The Lord of the Underworld doesn't know how to love, so Yu Lian teaches him, little by little. He gives him so, so much love. So when every beautiful illusion is torn to shreds, the tragic beauty born of pain and despair is enough to chill anyone to the bone. At last, the Lord of the Underworld learns how to love. But he'll never find the person who taught him again. … Yu Lian opens their profile pages and watches their steadily rising Fate Repair scores, thoroughly pleased. Reader's guide: 1. I wrote this blurb around 2022, and it looks painfully awkward now, but it does a good job conveying the story's style and taste, so I'm leaving it as is o.o The story has different one-on-one pairings at different stages. Each love interest is emotionally and physically devoted to the protagonist. The story is full of melodramatic love triangles where you love me and I love him. There are too many potential triggers to list. The main story has a BE ending, and the ending has no pairing. After the main story concludes, the bonus chapters include alternate HE or TE routes with different love interests. They're optional and won't affect your subscription rate. 2. There are rivalries, groveling, fake deaths, and scenes where the protagonist pretends to go mad, fake pregnancy, and miscarriage. No actual children are born; it's all an act. If that's not your thing, run now. 3. The two love interests mentioned in the blurb have a lot of page time, but many other characters also harbor one-sided feelings for the protagonist. 4. Please read the blurb carefully. This is not quick transmigration. The story starts slowly, with the protagonist firmly at its center and a small ensemble cast. 5. The protagonist has genuine relationships with the two love interests mentioned in the blurb. The other characters who have unrequited feelings for him don't all get a response. This story isn't for readers who only want to read about one pairing. 6. 80% anti-piracy setting: purchases are disabled. Theme: You can't always go back and undo your regrets.