The Bug Clan's Scumbag Attacker, but He Took the Wrong Script

As a professional scumbag-top roleplay department under the Time and Space Administration, the employees have plenty of experience playing scumbag tops. Whether it’s a pretty boy living off his partner, an overbearing CEO who forces love, an emotionless immortal revered as a Venerable, or a man who climbs the social ladder after leaving a mountain village, they can handle it all with ease. But one day, the scumbag tops landed in the right worlds and got the wrong scripts. * Scumbag Top No. 1 got the kept-man script. You’re a splendid pretty boy. You’re handsome, have a great figure, and dress impeccably. Unfortunately, aside from your face and figure, you’re good for nothing. You never work. You’re a lazy parasite, entirely dependent on your wife to support you, and you spend his money as you please. So when the empire’s youngest major general fell from grace and was forcibly matched with a low-ranking male insect from an enemy family, every insect expected the male to suppress the major general, devour his family and fortune, gradually take away his work, and eventually clip his wings and lock him up at home. The kept pretty boy: “A husband’s looks are his wife’s glory.” With a flawless, handsome face from every angle and the figure of a male model, the male insect followed the pretty-boy code to the letter. Every day, he and the major general put on a loving display, and he often brought home-cooked meals to visit him at military headquarters. But he had no interest whatsoever in telling the major general how to do his job. As if! Why should a pretty boy care about work? As for squandering his fortune… The scumbag top eyed the gems at an auction, leaned close to the major general’s ear, and gazed at him expectantly. “That gem would look amazing on you. Buy it and let me see you wear it, okay?” The major general looked away, flustered. “…Buy it, buy it. Buy them all.” * Scumbag Top No. 2 got the ABO forced-love tyrannical CEO script. You’re the tyrannical CEO in an ABO novel. You must disregard your wife’s wishes, forcibly mark his gland, and make him submit to you again and again until he gets pregnant with your child. So, at the end of his life, a prince whose rank was too high, whose mental sea was out of control, and who was on the verge of turning into a berserk insect, with no one able to soothe or mark him, applied to go alone to a barren planet. Then suddenly, another insect grabbed him and dragged him into a cave. The male insect bit and gnawed at his gland, inhaling his pheromones until he was dizzy, then marked him again and again. When the prince realized the male insect was many years younger than him and said, conflicted, that he didn’t need to take responsibility, the male insect gave a cold, disgruntled laugh. “What, is being my female consort beneath you? Too bad. You’re going to be my consort whether you like it or not.” “You dislike my pheromones that much? I’ve already filed for a forced match. We’ve already made it official, so you’d better learn to like me!” The prince: “…” As for forcing him to have children… When the prince tactfully explained that high-ranking insects had difficulty reproducing, that he was no longer young, and that if the male insect insisted on having him, they might never have an egg, the male insect’s expression turned downright awful. He continued his assault, furious. “Hah, do you hate me that much? You’d even use that as an excuse to reject me? I don’t care! I’m having an egg with you!” The prince stared blankly at the ceiling. “…Have one, have them all.” * Scumbag Top No. 3 got the emotionless Daoist Demon Venerable script. Scumbag Top No. 4 got the script of a man who climbs the social ladder after leaving his village. … At the year-end performance review, the baffled Administration asked, “Huh? Where did all those scumbag tops I sent out go?” They’re! Gone! *This is a fictional setting unrelated to reality. Please don’t apply it to real life. *Not suitable for readers deeply devoted to either the top or the bottom. Fan wars will be deleted. Theme: Treat others kindly. Love needs to be sincere.