The Bottom's Life Is All Romance and Beauty 受儿的一生是风花雪月

1. 1 穿 Arriving Just as the Villain Falls into Ruin 穿到反派落魄时 Yi Cong Yin一丛音Danmei (BL)649k WordsCompleted In The Tale of Changfeng, the villain takes revenge for every slight. After being betrayed by his subordinate and gravely injured, he falls into the hands of a twisted minor character who captures him as a human medicine vessel and draws his blood daily to make medicinal concoctions. Humiliated beyond measure, the villain grows even more sinister. After escaping, he grinds his enemies’ bones to dust. Lian Xuehe transmigrates into the role of the “twisted minor character” who torments the down-a 115.3kFavorites80.2kClicks/ch317.1kGifts

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   This protagonist is sickly yet arrogant, and he can even piece himself back together from pieces, creating a charming contrast. He's stubborn but actually quite fragile and delicate. A perfectly logical, universally adored character, he wins everyone's favor purely through his personality; his beauty is only a small part. The early plot was very enjoyable; Xuehe was the perfect model of "romantic bliss," but the later parts, which focused on introducing the male lead, became tiring to read, and even the sections depicting Xuehe's sickly nature were reduced. Furthermore, the author seems to be creating a product; the mutual attraction between the two is too obvious, and the protagonist's lack of reciprocation feels like a high-and-mighty flower stuck in dog poop.

2. 2 职 Professional Bad Ending Master 职业BE大师 Wei Huo危火Danmei (BL)1.3M WordsOngoing [Main story complete, bonus chapters updating] [Please don't spoil things for anyone rereading!] _ Yu Lian is a master scriptwriter in the Fate Bureau of the Three Thousand Divine Realms, specializing in melodramatic tragic endings. Angsty romances, replacement love, the white moonlight and vermilion mole tropes, “I love you, but you love him, and he loves me...” He can summon countless classic angst tropes at will. They've become an innate talent of his soul. Before retiring, Yu Lian picked an 49.8kFavorites34.1kClicks/ch267.1kGifts

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   The A-level book list is now B-level because I didn't finish ordering this one. I really didn't want to include it, but the second volume is just too good. It features a sickly, overly matured uke that I absolutely adore, and even includes a fake pregnancy and a fake rag. The rest of the content and characters exude a bizarrely stupidity, so I'm not really into it. If you're like me and just want to appreciate the story of a spoiled brat whose wings have been broken and whose life is tragically beautiful, then listen to my synopsis, and start reading around the chapter about the heart-stealing scene. You can finish reading until the fake pregnancy and miscarriage stop, and you won't waste your money or time. The synopsis is as follows: The protagonist is Little Lotus, who loves his master, but his master is cursed and cannot reciprocate Lotus's love. Instead, he wants to steal Lotus's heart to save someone. In the early stages, Little Lotus is a spoiled brat with many admirers, including those who would die for him, and even a breast-chaser. However, the Little Lotus they love is kidnapped by a villainous demon lord called Snake. This villain is a die-hard fan of Lotus and was born from Lotus's little house.

3. 3 当21+ After the Song Soldier A from the Martial World Became a Great Beauty 当穿到武林的宋兵甲变成大美人后 Knife Dropped, Hanged Upside Down, Beaten Backward, Carved an Eagle刀掉倒吊倒打雕Danmei (BL)454k WordsCompleted 13.3kFavorites7.3kClicks/ch10.9kGifts

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   I gave it 5 stars because it's the only one I can give it. The martial arts world is missing this Min. What would happen to all these problem children without Min, Min, Min, and Min, Min? Click to see countless stories of forced love, depressing, lethal doses of clay sculpture, beautiful but weak and tragic, and the journey of a young wife from naivety to maturity... Ahem, I won't go into details. A proper book review would spoil a lot. The author's writing style is excellent. The emotional growth of Min and her good match (although it's a time-travel story where they have to accept their fate) made me cry.

4. 4 被 The Abandoned Inferior Omega 被弃养的劣等O Asking the Dust on the Ninth Day问尘九日Danmei (BL)413k WordsCompleted [AO, male pregnancy, running away with the baby] Lu Tinghe's father changed lovers more often than the seasons. Just as the new school year of tenth grade began, his father brought home yet another new lover, one wearing heavy makeup. The woman wore cheap clothes and carried a fake designer bag. Behind her trailed a short, bratty kid. In his eyes, the woman was nothing but a gold-digging whore, and the kid following her was clearly a little whore in the making. Oh, and he'd heard the kid was 22kFavorites15kClicks/ch13.9kGifts

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   Contains: ABO, forced, conceived through birth, and "it's actually pretty good" (or "it's actually good") elements. Like a pro version of the neighboring couple's "Unsubscribe," I really enjoyed watching the protagonist struggle to survive in dire straits; it gave me a "struggle, my angel, the more you suffer, the more I love you" feeling. What really resonated with me was the protagonist's reluctance to give his heart easily, yet winning his heart was actually quite simple, but everyone gave the wrong answer. However, I felt that all the characters except the protagonist were annoying… The pacing became poor and the narrative quite chaotic towards the end of the novel.

5. 5 拜 Bye-Bye [Book Transmigration] 拜拜[穿书] Xi Xite西西特Danmei (BL)753k WordsCompleted One day, on his way home, Jiaobai passed a little bookstore. His feet took a turn and carried him inside, where the owner recommended a batch of new releases with a fatherly smile. They were all danmei comics. He happily headed home, but a car hit him at an intersection right outside his place. When he opened his eyes, he was inside a melodramatic, bad-ending danmei comic full of scum and toxic relationships. Heh heh heh. Jiaobai lay peacefully on a big white bed, hands folded over his stomach. 191.2kFavorites289.5kClicks/ch392.5kGifts

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   Contains: For love's sake, a perverse path, an irretrievable crematorium, becoming a madman's unforgettable white moonlight and cinnabar mole. Water chestnut is like a wild rose with incredible resilience! It belongs to no one, it belongs only to itself! Finding a sanctuary amidst a sea of ​​madmen is difficult, but water chestnut has achieved it.

6. 6 地 A Quick Guide to Becoming a Great Demon of Hell 地狱大恶魔速成法则 Have a Bite, A Ci吃口阿辞Danmei (BL)298k WordsCompleted [Complete] The entire novel costs less than 7 yuan to subscribe to! Enoch is a wicked little demon in the Western Hell. He heard that to become a Great Demon of Hell, he would have to commit sins more heinous than those of the Seven Demon Lords. So Enoch decided to take a risk and steal the treasures and provisions of Hell's evil dragon, starting with greed and gluttony. But while he was helping himself to the provisions, the evil dragon caught him and forced a collar around his neck. He was to 42.4kFavorites35.6kClicks/ch52.6kGifts

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   Enoch, a baby with both divine and demonic traits... Click to read about the world's most greedy, cowardly, lazy, and manipulative shou (bottom), yet also the most hardworking, kind, pure, and adorable shou. The gong (top) is a demon with almost supernatural abilities, while the shou (bottom) gradually becomes better (though not very well in the early stages). Perhaps our Enoch is a natural at hooking people. There are many foreshadowing elements, and I cried for a long time when each one was revealed.

7. 7 天 Natural Scum 天然渣 The Rabbit Who Pulls Cotton Candy拉棉花糖的兔子Danmei (BL)46k WordsCompleted Important note up front: This is a goofy story about a naturally scummy uke. He’s scummy through and through, so read at your own risk. Feel free to leave comments or gifts, and leave whenever you like. Emperor penguins will overcome every obstacle to pursue their mate and remain faithful to them. But the following year, when mating season comes around again, they’ll overcome every obstacle once more, including their former mate, to pursue that year’s partner... As an emperor penguin spirit, 117.5kFavorites554.6kClicks/ch36.1kGifts

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   He wasn't heartless; he simply loved everyone equally. The emperor penguin chicks, as they grew up, mastered the art of stealing hearts without any instruction.

8. 8 猫 The Cat and Dog Game 猫狗游戏 Stop Answering停止作答Danmei (BL)231k WordsCompleted When Li Yue was six, he and Yin Zhishao became neighbors. Li Yue's mother brought him over for a visit and said, "You should be good friends with Xiao Zhi." So Li Yue came over to play with Yin Zhishao every day, annoying him so much that Yin Zhishao wanted to tell him that you could have more than one good friend. Yin Zhishao was getting tired of being attached to Li Yue all the time. Li Yue was too guileless and honest, and sometimes a little foolish. Yin Zhishao, meanwhile, was cold, distant, 2.2kFavorites2kClicks/ch1.8kGifts

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   I feel like this book is mostly told from the perspective of the seme (top) about a bittersweet unrequited love. From his point of view, the uke (bottom) is such an adorable puppy-like character, a helpful, warm, and cheerful young man. It's definitely worth reading; it's a very well-written puppy-like story. The only downside is that because the seme's unrequited love is so painful, his unpredictable mood swings sometimes make the uke a bit sensitive, which isn't great. But watching the uke's bewildered expression is still quite enjoyable.

9. 9 万 The Gloomy Bottom Everyone Despised Has Been Reborn 万人嫌阴郁受重生了 Dongshi Niang东施娘Danmei (BL)511k WordsCompleted [First person] [Published in simplified Chinese. For details, see @Dongshiniang] It wasn't until he was thirteen that Chun Di learned their lives had been switched. He wasn't the son of a gambler. He was the son of the richest family in Gusu, the Lin family. He returned home, both excited and nervous, only to be met with the whole family's disdain. His father thought he was lazy and uneducated. His mother thought he had no refinement. His older brother said he was crooked in character. Even the 275.9kFavorites343.3kClicks/ch179.2kGifts

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   Click to see how the naive Xiao Di, after experiencing the hardships of life, transforms into a clever and cool cat. Later, when she's shot with an arrow but remains remarkably calm, escaping with a crucial item, it's truly remarkable how the once naive and easily manipulated Xiao Di has become a […] (yes, in various senses, including the topic of power and sex). Her dog-training scenes later on are incredibly sexy.

10. 10 破 Breaking Through the Clouds 2: Swallowing the Sea 破云2吞海 Huai Shang淮上Danmei (BL)855k WordsCompleted Those prying tendrils lurk in the waves of the internet, everywhere and ever-growing, gradually flooding every corner of modern society to the very top. “Hidden in the abyss is a vast, complex, deeply entrenched criminal network. The ‘Mariana Trench’ is far deeper than the police know, yet it’s right behind you and me…” Wu Yu, the newest arrival at the Jin Hai Public Security Bureau, is mild-mannered, timid, and taciturn. He doesn’t care about the hassles imposed by his strict superior. He jus 1.7MFavorites1.9MClicks/ch3.1MGifts

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    Click to see a cat with old, scarred skin, pale skin, PTSD, unable to eat red meat, and constantly self-destructive, violently attacking a criminal. I've watched it so many times, and even bought the audio drama. Actually, I only watched *Swallowing the Sea* because I watched *Breaking Through the Clouds 1* first. The cat is the greatest cat in the world; he lived through death in hell. Yeah, pairing him with the seme is like a giant truck bouncing around a kitten.

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