Reborn as the Kid in the Parenting Show's Contrast Group

[The story is complete. Please leave a five-star review!] Ye Qingqing transmigrates into the adorable child on a variety show about parents and kids. On the show, Ye Qingqing’s family of three is the contrast to another loving, wealthy couple. The wealthy couple are childhood sweethearts, they’re devoted to each other, and their clever, well-behaved child is adored by the audience and production crew. Ye Qingqing’s parents are in a marriage of convenience and are distant from each other. The original Ye Qingqing is foolish and mean, and plays petty tricks to frame the adorable child next door, earning the audience’s scorn and disgust. After the show, the whole internet mocks and hates them. His parents’ marriage falls apart, and the original Ye Qingqing gets lost because the nanny fails to look after him, meeting a tragic end. Just after transmigrating, Ye Qingqing thinks: For the sake of my bright future, the first thing I have to do is improve my parents’ relationship! On the show, his parents argue over something trivial. Ye Qingqing sighs. “My parents are such a handful!” The audience bursts out laughing. Where did you learn that such a world-weary expression? Ye Qingqing tries to get his parents back together. First, he tells his mother, “Mommy, don’t be mad. If you’re mad, hit Daddy!” Then he goes to his father: “Daddy, you have to apologize to Mommy. If she hits you, just stand still and behave!” Ye Dad: ? The audience: What a devoted son you are! Ye Qingqing also makes every effort to keep his parents from divorcing. For example: He chases away the women who admire Daddy. He steps in to fend off Mommy’s admirers. In the end, Daddy gets jealous and annoys Mommy, then takes his hand and teaches him how to do a kabedon. The tiny three-year-old stands on a stool, plants one chubby hand against the wall, and strikes a CEO-like pose as he tilts the model doll’s face up. “Wittle lady, if you talk to anofwer boy again, I’ll kiss you by force!” The audience laughs and says, “Kid, can we please not learn these cheesy lines?!” Before long, Ye Qingqing’s family becomes a huge hit on the show. Later, the adorable child from the family who serves as Ye Qingqing’s contrast learns to do a CEO-style kabedon too. The three-year-old pins Ye Qingqing against the wall, his face red as he plants a hard kiss on Ye Qingqing’s chubby cheek. “Now that I’ve kissed you, you have to marry me when we grow up!” Ye Qingqing wipes the spit from his face in disgust. “You’re three and you’re still drooling?” The adorable child bursts into tears. Later still, fifteen years after the show ends, a paparazzo catches Ye Qingqing secretly dating the adorable child who confessed to him back then. Audience: !!! The couple I shipped as kids really got together! #NotSayingWhoLostTheirMindShippingThem# Warnings: 1. Childhood friends to lovers, but they only date when they’re grown. A feel-good, pampering story with a slice-of-life focus. The protagonist is sweet on the outside, dark on the inside!!! The sort who gets even with anyone who wrongs him! 2. The main storyline is the kid growing up, and that won’t change, so don’t worry. 3. The parents are first-time parents too. When they make mistakes, they’ll take them seriously and do better. 4. The love interests meet when they’re both three. The variety show only makes up the first half; the second half includes some school and adult-life storylines. 5. Please don’t compare this to real life. The story is entirely fictional and has no real-life inspiration. Here’s my upcoming story. Please add it to your favorites! "The Emperor Wins by Lying Flat After Switching Bodies with His Steely Consort" Story ID: 7463512. Or add it to your favorites in my profile! Synopsis: Modern-day overworked corporate slave Ye Mubai transmigrates into a book and becomes the puppet child emperor controlled by the regent. The regent schemes at every turn to seize the throne. He first removes the trusted ministers the late emperor left to support the young emperor, then ignores the ministers’ objections and forces the most promising young statesman in the court into the young emperor’s harem. The day Ye Mubai transmigrates is, by chance, the night the young emperor and the consort are to consummate their marriage. Ye Mubai lies down and takes the consort’s hand. “Consort, there’s nothing I can do. If you want to hate someone, hate the regent.” Who could have guessed that when Ye Mubai wakes up the next morning, he and the consort have switched bodies? Ye Mubai is overjoyed. Even better, now he can lie flat! The consort can handle keeping the regent in check. The consort is great at debating the ministers. The consort is the best at making the country prosperous and keeping it stable! Even when Ye Mubai is bullied by the other consorts, his consort comes to his rescue and stands up for him. Ye Mubai gratefully clings to the consort’s arm. “You’re the most dependable consort ever!” Xie Congyi: “…” He’s trying to save his own body! Later, the regent’s faction is thrown into prison. The smaller states that had been bullying Great Zhou submit, the people of Great Zhou live in peace, and the whole court flourishes. Ye Mubai: Hmm, I think I’ve won by lying flat? - Xie Congyi has been a prodigy since childhood. He passed the provincial exam at thirteen and was appointed top scholar by the late emperor at sixteen, entering the court as an official. Unfortunately, his good fortune didn’t last. The late emperor died unexpectedly, and the young emperor was unfit to rule. At court, the regent held power; beyond the borders, small neighboring states coveted Great Zhou’s land and invaded time and again. The country was beset by troubles at home and abroad. Xie Congyi was full of ambition, but kept hitting obstacles and had no chance to put it into practice. At this critical moment, the regent framed him and forced him into the palace. Before entering the palace, Xie Congyi had already made up his mind. If the emperor was incompetent and Great Zhou had fallen into such a state, then he might as well take the blame for committing the ultimate crime of regicide. Who would have thought that after waking up, he would have switched bodies with the young emperor, who hadn’t even touched him the night before? While governing the country for the young emperor, Xie Congyi finally gets the chance to put his grand ambitions into practice. But what gives him the biggest headache is “Your Majesty, the Consort has gained five taels today.” Xie Congyi can no longer suppress his fury. Through gritted teeth, he says, “Your Majesty, if you keep eating, I’ll be left with just one block of abs!” The young emperor apologizes timidly. “Then… then I’ll make it up to you?” Xie Congyi scoffs. “What are you going to use to make it up to me?” The young emperor says, “My body’s already in your hands. You can have it as compensation.” Xie Congyi: “...That might not be enough.” The young emperor: “?” Xie Congyi: “You’ll have to give me yourself too, all of you.” The young emperor: “?” Theme: Companionship and listening are the best remedies in an intimate relationship.