The Cat Can Reload, So Why Can't People Do a Backflip?

Ye Mimi is a long-haired calico cat.

Her fur is parted down the middle, her face is round, and her eyes are big and adorable.

She's the most beautiful kitty in the world!

To enjoy a carefree cat life, she finds herself a human to scoop her litter.

Her human has a luxurious three-story detached villa, stands six foot two, has a six-pack, and a devastatingly handsome face.

The only downside is that he wants to kill himself every day.

Luckily, Queen Ye Mimi can turn back time!

Her human takes medicine.

Ye Mimi: Turn back time! Turn back time! Turn back time again!

So that night, her human drinks twenty cups of bitter Chinese medicine that could make your teeth fall out.

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Her human won't eat.

Ye Mimi: Turn back time x10.

Her human watches the steaming-hot meal reappear again and again, then rubs his eyes. "I guess I'm getting worse."

He actually thinks he's caught in a loop. It must be a hallucination.

Ye Mimi is a little annoyed. What does he mean, a hallucination?

Queen Mimi is saving your life!

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But her human is really hard to handle.

When he's in a bad mood, he curls up in a corner and quietly cries.

Ye Mimi is afraid her human might suddenly decide to go kick the bucket.

After racking her brains, she comes up with an idea: don't humans especially like touching a cat's balls?

Then she'll have to sacrifice herself to make her human smile!

Ye Mimi puts her big jingle bells right in front of her human.

Go on, touch them!

Her human turns away.

Ye Mimi turns back time.

Her human turns his head away again.

Ye Mimi turns back time again.

After dozens of tries, her human finally figures it out. He stares at Ye Mimi's big bells through tear-filled eyes and murmurs, "I guess it's time to get you neutered..."

Ye Mimi: "..."

"Mewowowowow, "

What the meow!

Ye Mimi gives her human a deadly barrage of kitty punches!

She only wants to save his life, and her human wants to take her precious jewels!

Mimi's never speaking to him again!

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Her human is a movie star.

In the sixth month of his illness, while he's recovering at home, a friend worries he'll kick the bucket and forces a calico cat on him.

At first, everything is normal.

Then one time, he suddenly realizes he seems to have mopped the floor ten times?

Just as her human wonders whether his condition has worsened,

he suddenly turns around and sees Ye Mimi pause while drinking yogurt, apparently unhappy that there seems to be less of it.

In the next instant, time rewinds to before Ye Mimi drank the yogurt.

Ye Mimi slows down as she drinks this time, and finally closes her eyes in satisfaction.

Her human: ?

It seems like he's really sick.

He actually thinks a cat can control time.

Until one day, the person he hates most shows up in his room again, leaving him mentally shaken.

Ye Mimi meows furiously at heaven and earth and rewinds time again and again,

just to drive all those bastards out of the house.

Only then does her human understand.

His condition hasn't gotten worse. It's been Ye Mimi all along.

Content warnings:

1. Blurb written on 2026/03/06.

2. Adorable pet / mutual healing / everyone's favorite / lighthearted / fluffy.

3. Mimi will turn into a human later in the story.

4. A home-invading, domineering, sunshine-like cat bottom x a male top with serious mental illness who loves cats.

Theme: What the meow!