The Beloved Omega Cub

Three-year-old Ji Yinlan gets bound to a System. The System tells him that the six members of the Ji family were originally meant to live in different worlds, but those worlds accidentally merged, creating the chaotic hodgepodge of a world they live in now. Little Ji Yinlan thinks it over for a long time, then asks, "Can we leave the cilantro out of the hodgepodge?" System: ??? The little one smacks his lips. "Put in lots of meat. I love meat!" System: ...That's not the kind of hodgepodge we're talking about, silly kid. orz The System coldly refuses, then explains that on the original timeline, his father and older siblings will become super-duper villains, throwing the entire interstellar community into chaos. Meanwhile, the future Ji Yinlan will become a spoiled, domineering Omega, skilled at causing trouble and making a nuisance of himself, and the most disliked Omega in the entire interstellar community. Three-year-old Ji Yinlan is so angry that tears well in his eyes. "You're lying! Dad and my big brother and sisters are the best Alphas in the whole universe! And Lanlan is the cutest Omega in the whole universe!" Ji Yinlan immediately turns around and tells his parents about the System. Marshal Dad Ji and top scientist Mom Ji are fiercely protective of their little one. They dig out the System's consciousness and turn it into a toy robot for their kid. System: ...You can't just do this to me! The System is exhausted, but no matter how exhausted it feels, it still has to complete its mission. So it follows the little Omega around every day, nagging him: "You have to be a good kid, and tell your parents and siblings to be good people, blah blah blah." The next second, it sees Ji Yinlan driving a mini mecha and beating the Alpha kids at kindergarten until they wail. Dad Ji: My little one's amazing! Mom Ji: Are you tired, sweetheart? Want a drink of water before you keep going? Big Brother claps. "Way to go, Lanlan!" Second Sister pumps her fist. "Go, Lanlan!" Third Brother laughs out loud. "Nice work, Lanlan! Those little brats actually thought they had a chance with my Lanlan!" Ji Yinlan says in a sweet little voice, "I'll keep doing my best!" System: ... I'm exhausted. Let the world end already.jpg *Everyday child-raising fluff. The romance comes very, very late, so read with caution if that's not your thing, sweeties. Archived 2021.6.19 --[Coming Soon]-- The Beloved Little One from the Foil Group After His Thoughts Are Heard by Tang Mei Three-year-old Lin Xiaoran gets bound to a gossip System. The System tells her she's the foil character in a story about an adorable little one. The protagonist is born into a wealthy family, well-behaved and adorable, and doted on by everyone. He's a beloved little darling to the whole world. Meanwhile, she's from an orphanage, withdrawn, quiet, and clumsy. She'll bully the protagonist out of jealousy, and everyone will hate her. The System says her future will be miserable, and that the only way to change her fate is to gossip along with it. Lin Xiaoran asks innocently, "Can gossip fill your tummy?" The System feels a rush of affection. "You can eat a full Manchu-Han banquet!" Neither of them knows that an unknown bug occurred when the System bound itself to her, allowing other people to hear Lin Xiaoran's thoughts under certain circumstances. * At a variety show for little ones, the protagonist hands out candy to all the kids. Lin Xiaoran wants some, but is too shy to take it. Then she hears the System say: [He may look calm now, but he's actually super nervous! He practiced giving candy to his new friends at home a hundred times!] The protagonist's face instantly turns bright red. He stuffs a big handful of candy into Lin Xiaoran's hands, then turns and runs away. The second little one, who likes to act grown-up, looks down on Lin Xiaoran for being clumsy. Before Lin Xiaoran can even feel sad, the System fumes: [What right does he have to look down on you? He's five and still wets the bed! He still needs his mom to sing him to sleep! Isn't he embarrassed?] The second little one stares in disbelief, pouts, then bursts into tears and runs away. The third little one brags about his natural talent, saying he made a perfect fried egg on his first try. The System mercilessly exposes him: [Not true! He burned ten eggs, then ate them all so no one would find out. He spent the whole night stuck on the toilet, hahaha!] The third little one's face changes dramatically. He hurriedly uses a perfect fried egg to plug Lin Xiaoran's mouth, afraid she'll spill the secret. * Later, when the protagonist is sulking because of his dad, The System says: [The cookies his dad ate were the ones he was going to give you. They weren't just any cookies!] The protagonist's dad suddenly understands and looks teasingly at his own kid. When the second little one's dad is in a bad mood, The System says: [His wife asked what day it was, and he couldn't answer. She said if he couldn't figure it out, he'd be sleeping on the sofa tonight.] Lin Xiaoran asks curiously: [So what day is it?] The System says: [It's the 6,666th anniversary of the day they met!] The second little one's dad's eyes light up. He picks up Lin Xiaoran and gives her a big kiss. The third little one's mom looks gloomy. The System says: [She can't find the jade bangle she gave him. It's worth over ten million!] Lin Xiaoran asks: [So where is it?] The System says: [Their big golden retriever dragged it into its doghouse and hid it there!] The third little one's mom goes home and gives the dog a good thrashing, then turns around and buys Lin Xiaoran a whole truckload of doll dresses. * Much later, Lin Xiaoran discovers that the System really wasn't lying. Not only does she get to eat her fill and feast on a full Manchu-Han banquet, she's also adopted by new parents, gets a new home, and becomes the happiest little one in the world! --[Coming Soon 2]-- The Little One Keeps Trying to Be a Villain by Tang Mei Five-year-old Su Xiaoli gets bound to a System and learns that the world she lives in is a cultivation ensemble novel called The Long Road. There are six members of the protagonist group: a sword cultivator who says, "You can touch me, but don't touch my sword"; a beast cultivator whose heart belongs only to fluffy animals; an alchemy cultivator who dares anyone to compete at taking pills; a demon cultivator who must keep her tail hidden; a talisman cultivator who throws talismans around as if they cost nothing; and a ghost cultivator who writes down names in a little notebook to curse people with bad luck. The System says the world's plot has gone off track, and many of the villains who were supposed to drive the story have disappeared. But this world can't do without villains, so five-year-old Su Xiaoli is forced to take the job. System: "See that sword cultivator up ahead? Steal his wife... I mean, steal his life-bound sword!" Su Xiaoli rushes over full of confidence, grabs the hilt, and successfully hangs from a giant sword that won't budge. The sword cultivator turns around just in time. "...?" Su Xiaoli swings in the wind. "I-I thought your sword was missing a decorative tassel. qwq" System: "See that demon cultivator up ahead? Go cut off her tail!" Su Xiaoli sprints a hundred meters with a pair of scissors, but trips over the demon cultivator's fluffy tail and lands face-first in a mouthful of demon fur. The demon cultivator turns around. "?" Su Xiaoli shakily holds up the scissors. "M-may I offer you a fur-trimming service?" System: "See that beast cultivator up ahead? Ambush his contracted beast!" Su Xiaoli searches all over herself and finds only a round little cloth pouch. The enormous contracted beast's nose itches. It looks down, sees a giant tomato roll out of the pouch, and gobbles it up in one bite. System: "...I told you to ambush it, not feed it!" Su Xiaoli: "qaq I really was trying to ambush it!" * Much later, Su Xiaoli says, "I'm going to fight!" The sword cultivator holds her head in place. "A decorative tassel has to hang properly. Leave the rest to the sword." The beast cultivator picks her up and puts her on his mount. "You're still little. All you need to do is play with the kitties." The alchemy cultivator pulls out a handful of pills and stuffs them into her hands. "Come on, Lili, have some candy. Little ones all love this stuff~" The demon cultivator covers her with her big fluffy tail. "What fighting? You're just a kid. Hurry up and go to sleep, and keep your blanket on so you don't catch a chill!" The talisman cultivator pulls out a stack of talismans. "Look, do you think this one I drew is pretty? If you do, you can take them all with you." The ghost cultivator pulls out a little notebook. "Lili, tell your big brother who bullied you. Can you write his name down?" System: I gave her a villain's script. How did it turn into a beloved little darling script??? [One billion confused faces.jpg] [I'm exhausted.jpg] [Fine, I'll lie flat.jpg] [Just lying here.jpg] Theme: Growing up happily