What Could a Zombie King Possibly Want?

[Revising the full text~] Ye Lanxun, the strongest healer. To save more people and build a better tomorrow, he gave everything he had every day after the apocalypse began. But in the end, his friends betrayed him and his boyfriend sold him out. As the only healer, he was locked up by a research institute and studied day after day, until he met a tragic end. When he woke again, Ye Lanxun had returned to the day before the apocalypse. This time, he wasn't playing along. The apocalypse arrived as expected. Ye Lanxun went next door right away, dipped a knife in his zombie neighbor's saliva, and lightly cut his own arm. To keep himself from turning into a zombie and hurting innocent people, Ye Lanxun chained himself to a chair while he was still lucid. Day One: His wound itched terribly, his fever wouldn't break, and his mind was hazy. Day Two: Ye Lanxun was weak all over, his teeth itched, and he wanted to bite someone. Day Three: Ye Lanxun was ravenous. He wanted meat. He was so hungry... Day Ten: Ye Lanxun finally regained full consciousness, becoming a zombie with his mind intact. His zombie form wasn't scary at all. Only his pupils had turned slightly white, and Ye Lanxun was quite pleased with that. He had no interest in zombie infighting and even less desire to help survivors expand their territory. Ye Lanxun dragged over a chair and sat in the middle of a horde of zombies to sun himself every day at noon. He thought life would carry on just as peacefully and uneventfully, but one day a group of zombies knelt before him, murmuring, "Our King has arrived. We welcome our Lord." Ye Lanxun: "?" From then on, people at the human base started having a run of bad luck. Whenever Ye Lanxun's friend went out to scavenge supplies, zombies would chase him. Ye Lanxun's ex-boyfriend was even kidnapped by zombies and tossed into Zombie City. One zombie chased him on Monday, two on Tuesday... and so on, leaving him fighting for his life every day. Ye Lanxun: If I'm in a bad mood, I'll grab my friend. If I'm in an even worse mood, I'll grab the scumbag. On weekends, I can take a break and go grab a few people from the research institute for the zombies to chase around. Ye Lanxun: This is nice and comfortable. Warnings: 1. Blurb written on 2022/07/28. 2. A vindictive bottom x a genius, unhinged scientist. 3. Not a lie-flat story. Special abilities, leveling up, face-slapping, revenge, and scumbag retribution. 4. The setting is entirely fictional. Please don't nitpick the details. Here's a new upcoming novel of mine. If you're interested, please add it to your collection from my author page! Title: The Widowed Wife of a Big Shot in a Period Novel Article ID: 6640040 Blurb: [Rugged top x beauty bottom] Ye Junqing transmigrated into the world of a period novel as a man who could bear children. The original owner had taken his older sister's place in an arranged marriage, marrying a notorious, fearsome, shiftless small-time hoodlum from town. He also got a stepson. The original owner looked down on the hoodlum's poor background, ignored his stepson after the wedding, and spent all his time partying. In the end, he brought about his own demise. Ye Junqing opened his eyes after transmigrating. Fearsome? Small-time hoodlum? This man has the looks of an entertainment-industry top-tier star! As a face-loving beauty, Ye Junqing declared on the spot: With a husband this handsome, there's no way I'll divorce him in this life! And the stepson? I don't even have to give birth to the kid myself? What a deal! Ye Junqing happily accepted reality and began making ambitious plans to invest in his husband and stepson. But gradually, he realized something was off... His husband had already bought a stake in the Xunteng company he wanted to invest in. His husband had already invested in 1988, the company he'd had his eye on. Just as he was preparing to enter investment banking, the next day his husband handed him half the shares in a top investment bank. Only then did Ye Junqing realize his husband was the novel's most mysterious behind-the-scenes big shot! As for the stepson he'd raised by his side, years later, when the child's biological parents came to thank him, Ye Junqing learned that they were a prestigious, top-tier family from Haicheng. Ye Junqing: So all I have to do is lie back and enjoy the ride! Title: The Beloved Pet on a Variety Show Full of Monstrous Beasts Article ID: 5416817 Blurb: Panda Ye Gungun transmigrated into a beastfolk novel and was invited to appear on a "Monstrous Beast Variety Show." The online crowd all said: You know Guest A, right? He's descended from the strongest beastfolk clan in the galaxy. He can kill someone with just one look! Know Guest B? They say no one who enters his home ever comes out alive. Heard of Guest C? Blah blah blah, just looking at him is terrifying! Ye Gungun: QAQ Are all you beastfolk this vicious? Apparently, the only thing that could soothe beastfolk was something fluffy. So, to save his own skin, Ye had no choice but to lie flat and let them pet him. Gradually, Ye Gungun noticed the guests looking at him in an increasingly strange way, so he opened StarNet again. It turned out... The line about killing with one look was followed by: "His eyes are so deep and beautiful, I could swim in them!" The line about no one coming out of his home was followed by: "Everyone came out lying down #blushing#" As for the last line, the blah blah blah was censored, of course. It turned out that Ye Gungun had only just transmigrated and wasn't familiar with the galactic script. What he thought the comments meant was completely different from what the online crowd intended! Even worse, the show Ye Gungun thought was called "Monstrous Beast Variety Show" was actually titled The One Destined for Me, a wildly popular galactic dating show. Now every guest had a crush on Ye. Ye Gungun: !!! Can someone save me? QwQ! Theme: Stay true to your original self and always be kind.