Please Avoid Getting Too Close on Camera During the Dating Show!

Coming soon: The One Who's Incredibly Hard to Win Over! Feel free to add it to your collection ~=w= The blurb has been lightly revised, but the core premise is unchanged. - Xie Yujing transmigrates into a danmei novel as a useless cannon-fodder character. The cannon fodder joins a dating reality show and is hailed by viewers as the best-looking guy on the show. But he is useless, sharp-tongued, moody, and quick-tempered. To the scheming, gentlemanly male lead, he sneers that he looks like a penniless waiter. To the arrogant young master who is the third male lead, he scoffs that money is the only thing he has. To the cold, taciturn fifth male lead, he says his muscles are disgusting. He successfully becomes the foil to the sweet and gentle protagonist bottom, and is voted off the show by furious viewers in the third episode. He doesn't mind being hated. But Xie Yujing has skin hunger and desperately needs cuddles. He simply can't stand having to go without affection on a reality show! Since he can't leave, he decides to speed things up. He'll be even sharper-tongued, more unreasonable, and more brazen than the original character. Flirting around, spreading false information, and messaging everyone to ask them on a date on the same day, then never showing up himself. A vicious tongue, endless chatter, and constant innuendo. He never runs out of ways to stir up trouble. But the contestants say “He's just putting on a tough front. He's soft-hearted, really.” “Xiaojing is actually just a child who doesn't get enough love.” And the viewers say [Sure, he's a bit bad-tempered... but that face is just too gorgeous! Even his nasty side has its own appeal.] [I love drama, so please let Xie Yujing stay on the show. I'm begging you.] Xie Yujing: “...?” * Forced to remain on the dating show, Xie Yujing's skin hunger flares up from time to time, making him so anxious he spins in place and bangs his head against the wall. But he soon finds a solution. Why not take advantage of the people right under his nose? As long as the cameras don't catch it, he's fine! And so The gentlemanly first male lead suppresses his breathing in the dead of night, his refined gold-rimmed glasses askew and disheveled. The cold and aloof fifth male lead kneels on the floor, his whole body flushed red from being rubbed against haphazardly. The gentle, refined protagonist bottom straightens his shirt and asks softly, “Next time you need help, could you come to me first?” * One day, during a game of Truth or Dare on the dating show, Xie Yujing draws a punishment that requires him to do a handstand. As his clothes slide down, the red marks along his Adonis belt are impossible to miss. The viewers are flabbergasted. Wait. No! It's a dating show, but you guys...??? [What have you been doing in the places the cameras can't see at night?!] Content warnings: 1. Everyone falls for the protagonist. The bottom is not a virgin, but the tops are. 2. The bottom is a scumbag who makes men fall hopelessly in love. He treats others as cuddle tools, does bad things, has low morals, and feels no guilt. 3. The original novel has a protagonist top and bottom, and an unfulfilled verbal engagement between them. But this is a full-on group romance. - The One Who's Incredibly Hard to Win Over! Qi Ding is obsessed with a game character. Qiao Yu is a poor, pitiful elf NPC. Gentle and kind, he enjoys teasing people from time to time. Qi Ding is completely smitten, spending money in a frenzy like the most devoted fan. Thanks to his persistence, Qiao Yu gradually begins to warm up to him. Qi Ding is hopelessly infatuated and thinks he's the only one for Qiao Yu. Until one day, he receives a System notification. [Hello, player! You only need 50 more affection points to earn the “Ordinary Friend” title. Keep it up~] Qi Ding stares at it blankly for a long time. “How many other ordinary friends like me does Qiao Yu have?” System: [Sorry, I don't know~] * Anyone who knows Qiao Yu well knows he's a straight, poor little brat. With a handsome face, he bluffs and scams his way through life. When he discovers he's a game character, Qiao Yu doesn't care. He just thinks, Great! If we're all just data, then I don't have to feel guilty about lying! The only purpose of this data is to make my life a little better! While holding hands with A, Qiao Yu says: You're my very best friend! [Player Foolish Lovesick Dog affection +100. You have received 5,200,000,000 gold coins!] While getting a hug from B, Qiao Yu says: Thank you. You're the only one who really understands me.. [Player Foolish Lovesick Dog No. 2 affection +1,000. You have received 10 rare gold items!] He opens the game interface. [You have over a hundred friends! Congratulations on earning the “Friends Everywhere” achievement!] Qiao Yu, to their faces: What is it, my friend? (A gentle gaze.) Qiao Yu, behind their backs: Ughhhh, aaagh! He breaks down and rubs his face until it's red-hot, silently cursing these disgusting gay men. He secretly thinks, Once I've milked them for money, ridden a dragon, moved into a sky castle, and become somebody important, I'll dump every last one of them! *Set in a Western fantasy game. The protagonist is a fake sweetheart, a greedy straight guy, and a beloved heartthrob both in and out of the game. Theme: Love is, at its heart, a journey of discovery