But He Called Me Baby!

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Qiao Liang recently started dating a rich second-generation kid.

Putting everything else aside, the guy really was dumb.

When a friend asked, Qiao Liang thought for a moment, cigarette in hand. “He’s like a cross between a husky and a golden retriever.”

He added, “A cute kid, but terrible in bed.”

His friend: “Then dump him already.”

Qiao Liang: “I tried, but it’s hard to break up.”

His friend: “?”

Qiao Liang nodded. “He’s not all there.”

Just how bad was he?

Qiao Liang found it hard to put into words.

*

Shao Le had fallen into a love that shook heaven and earth.

His boyfriend was the lead singer of a band. He sang beautifully and played guitar well. When the lights swept over him, everyone screamed. Falling in love with him was only natural.

A friend advised him, “You pay for his car, his rides, everything. What does he give you?”

Shao Le: “He calls me baby. What more do you want from him?”

His friend tried again. “Qiao Liang has had tons of boyfriends. He even has a white moonlight!”

Shao Le: “So what if he’s had boyfriends or a white moonlight? He said those were all just for fun. He’s only ever put this much effort into me.”

His friend finally snapped. “He’s just playing around with you! Are you blind? Can’t you tell?!”

Shao Le: “But he calls me baby. What’s wrong with him playing around with me?”

His friend: “…”

He was a lost cause. Truly a lost cause.

Content warnings:

* This is not a band story.

* The bottom is not a virgin, while the top is. The bottom is universally adored and has low morals. I’m not sure if that counts as a warning, but I’m putting it here anyway. Please avoid if it’s not for you!

* A pretentious scumbag bottom X a dumb, love-brained dog top who occasionally crawls around in the shadows.

* The bottom is handsome and will date other boyfriends in the story after breaking up with the main top. The so-called white moonlight is only one in other people’s eyes. The bottom doesn’t take him seriously.

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Next book: Please Avoid Getting Touchy on Camera During the Dating Show! Please add it to your collection QwQ

Xie Yujing transmigrated into a useless cannon fodder in a danmei novel.

The cannon fodder joined a dating show and was hailed by awestruck viewers as the best-looking guy on the program as soon as he appeared.

But he was useless, sharp-tongued, moody, and bad-tempered.

He mocked the scheming gentlemanly male contestant number one for dressing like a penniless waiter.

He taunted the arrogant rich young master, male contestant number three, for having nothing but money.

He told the cold, aloof, taciturn male contestant number five that his muscles were disgusting.

And so he successfully became the contrast to the gentle, likable protagonist bottom, and was voted off by an outraged audience in the third episode.

Being hated didn’t bother him.

But Xie Yujing suffered from skin hunger and desperately needed physical affection. He couldn’t bear another day of going without it on the show!

Since he couldn’t quit, he decided to speed things up.

He’d be even sharper-tongued, more unreasonable, and more brazen than the original character.

Flirting with everyone, spreading false information, and messaging every contestant to arrange dates on the same day, then not showing up himself.

He was catty, nagging, and full of insinuations, stirring up endless trouble.

Yet the contestants said

“He’s just all bark and no bite.”

“Actually, Xiao Jing is just a kid who hasn’t been loved enough.”

Yet the viewers said

[Sure, he’s a little bad-tempered… but his face is so gorgeous! It even gives his nasty side a certain charm.]

[I love drama, so please, please let Xie Yujing stay!]

Xie Yujing: “…?”

*

Forced to stay on the dating show, Xie Yujing’s skin hunger flared up at unpredictable intervals, making him so anxious he paced in circles and banged his head against the wall.

But he soon found a solution.

Why not take advantage of the people around him?

As long as the cameras didn’t catch them, it was fine!

And so

Male contestant number one, the gentleman, struggled to control his breathing in the middle of the night, his refined gold-rimmed glasses knocked askew.

Male contestant number five, the cold, aloof one, was on his knees, flushed all over from being rubbed against in a frenzy.

The gentle, composed protagonist bottom straightened his shirt and asked softly, “Next time you need help, can you come to me first?”

*

One day, during a game of Truth or Dare on the dating show, Xie Yujing drew the punishment of doing a handstand.

As his clothes slipped, the red marks on his V-line were impossible to miss.

The viewers were stunned.

Wait.

No!

This is a dating show, but you guys…?

[What have you been doing in places the cameras can’t see at night?!]

Theme: In adversity, only a strong will can hold up your spine.