My Exes Are Everywhere

Coming soon: But He Called Me Baby! and He’s So Hard to Win Over! Jiang Sheng is a rich kid whose specialty is dating. He’s a truly awful person! He never backs down in a relationship, and his ideas are bizarre. He’s even worse after a breakup: he doesn’t care about old flames and will even make things difficult for an ex for the sake of a new lover. Plenty of people loathe Jiang Sheng. “He’ll get what’s coming to him!” Their words came true. The Jiang family is on the brink of bankruptcy. A video of Jiang Sheng wandering the streets in the rain like a pitiful stray has spread across the internet, and everyone is delighted. Meanwhile, his rumored ex-boyfriends have made their fortunes. They could crush the little bug that is Jiang Sheng with a single finger. Netizens are waiting for the show. After being tormented so many times by that nasty young master, don’t you want revenge? But as it turns out: They don’t want revenge at all. In fact, they still can’t forget him. The aloof, award-winning director: @Jiang Sheng, you’re welcome to come stay at my place if you have nowhere to go. Netizens: ? Aren’t you a germaphobe who forbids anyone from entering your personal space? The bad-tempered singer known as a genius: @Jiang Sheng, you poor thing. Serves you right! [Link attached: Gu Mang and Jiang Sheng will perform together next Tuesday. Stay tuned.] Netizens: Why are you insulting him while lining up work for him?! Your words and feelings are way too obviously at odds, man! The playboy movie star from a wealthy family: @Jiang Sheng, one hundred million to get back together. Breathe if you agree, and if you don’t, then marry me. Netizens: ...Say that amount again? * Jiang Sheng really loves dating. But there’s a downside to having so many relationships: your exes are everywhere. He’s only gone on a dating reality show. Someone sits to his left: his beautiful first love, who comes from a poor family. Someone immediately takes the seat to his right: his long-lost old flame. As he passes the room next door, the rich kid he once dumped glares at him through sunglasses, gritting his teeth. That rich kid’s younger brother, eager to stir up trouble, winks at him and blows him a kiss from the corner. Netizens: This is thrilling. I’m into it. Jiang Sheng: This is thrilling. I want to die. At last... After being shoved against the wall for the fifth time, eyes red, and hearing “I’d give my life for you,” Jiang Sheng finally couldn’t take it anymore. He crushed his soda can and offered a heartfelt suggestion: “Get lost!” - *Getting ready to wrap up and fix bugs. Some paragraph comments may appear out of place, and I’m deeply sorry if that disrupts your reading experience. (slides away) Reader's guide: * The top is experienced, the bottom is inexperienced. A crowd of love interests, with one-on-one pairings in different stages. No couple in the ending. See Chapter One for specific content warnings. * The entertainment industry is fictional, and everything serves the main characters. No real-life inspirations. * A character’s values do not represent the author’s. Please don’t conflate the two. ** Coming soon: But He Called Me Baby! Please add it to your favorites! Qiao Liang recently started dating a rich kid. Putting everything else aside, the guy is really stupid. When a friend asked about him, Qiao Liang thought for a moment, cigarette in hand. “He’s like a cross between a husky and a golden retriever.” He added, “He’s a cute kid, but he’s terrible in bed.” His friend said, “Then hurry up and break up.” Qiao Liang replied, “I’ve tried, but he won’t let me.” His friend: “?” Qiao Liang nodded toward his head. “There’s something wrong up here.” How bad is it? Qiao Liang found it hard to put into words. * Shao Le had a love affair that shook the heavens and earth. His partner was a band’s lead singer, with a beautiful voice and incredible guitar skills. When the lights swept over him, everyone would scream. Falling in love with him was only natural. His friend tried to talk sense into him: “You give him money, a car, and rides everywhere. What does he give you?” Shao Le said, “He’s willing to call me baby. What more do you want from him?” His friend tried again: “Qiao Liang has had plenty of boyfriends, and he even has a first love he can’t forget!” Shao Le said, “So what if he’s had boyfriends? So what if he has a first love? He said his past relationships were just for fun, and that he’s only this serious with me.” His friend finally lost patience: “He’s only playing around with you! Are you blind? Can’t you tell?!” Shao Le said, “But he calls me baby. So what if he’s playing around with me!” His friend: “...” There was no saving him. He was truly beyond saving. Theme: Don’t lose heart. Even if you’ve lost everything, you still have the future.