Have I Harassed My Boss Today?

- Silly comedy / Toru gets bullied / Happiness is all that matters / Nonsensical rambling Because he was hopelessly useless, Sanada Shunya was assigned to the National Police Agency after graduating and sent undercover into the Organization. Boss: With physical abilities as pathetic as yours, no one would ever suspect you're a NOC! After spending six months under Vermouth, he mastered eating, drinking, and having fun. Sanada Shunya gave himself over to doing absolutely nothing, thinking only that this life was far too enjoyable. Unfortunately, the good times didn't last. Six months later, Sanada Shunya was dumped back in Japan. Gin: From today on, you'll be working with Bourbon. He's in the Intelligence Division, just like you. Sanada Shunya couldn't refuse. Fine, he just hoped his new boss would be a good person. But Bourbon was stingy and loved making Sanada Shunya run errands and do all the heavy lifting. Bourbon: You're coming to the banquet in women's clothes. Bourbon: We're out of water at home. Go buy some. Bourbon: Pay for the gift yourself. I'll reimburse you when we get back. Bourbon: How did a loser like you even get into the Organization? Sanada Shunya: QAQ Sanada Shunya's dream of going undercover in the Black Organization shattered: Damn you, Bourbon! One day, I'll arrest you and make you kneel down and repeat every time you ordered me around!!! Then, in an effort to win Bourbon over, Sanada Shunya learned how to flirt from his senior, Scotland, and how to call someone "big brother" from his senior, Rye. But Bourbon remained unmoved, still pulling his gun and firing three shots in a row, until the two of them came to face an event that would mean a great deal to both. Back then, Sanada Shunya staked out the place day and night, hoping to catch Bourbon slipping so he could take his place. Now, Sanada Shunya looks at their identical Zero Division files: HI? So you're the workaholic from the department next door? Here, you can witness a clueless NOC and his boss, who has to stop himself from blowing his top every day.JPG - - Nonsensical silly comedy! OOC! - If it's not your thing, don't force yourself to read it! - Hagi survives. Let's just say he took a good-dad class in Hawaii, w - Set four years before the year Conan begins. Kei is still a NOC in the Organization, and Akai has just received his codename and is a newcomer. - Content warning: the story will take digs at Blue Can cola. - Here's a recommendation for an original work in my collection, now open for preorders: The Exciting Daily Life of a Merch Collector The Exciting Daily Life of a Merch Collector What is it like to be a tool who goes by the title of "the group's favorite"? Thanks for asking. Every day, I curse myself for becoming such a sucker. To get merch of his hugely popular favorite, Xiao Fu tried joining other group orders and failed. After getting ripped off 99 times, he finally decided to start his own group order. That's when he learned that "Don't start a group order, or you'll be miserable" wasn't just an idle saying. As the group leader, Xiao Fu has to deal not only with backstabbing from unscrupulous organizers, but also with the torment inflicted by his fellow merch collectors. Quick, help me post this! This person in my group who claims to be the mom of every ○○ says she's a big star and doesn't need the money from my merch, but still insists I front her kidney money first. She also says she'll give me a sea-view place featuring my fave later. Can I trust this? And this other person, ○○'s number-one mom, disappears for a month every time. When they missed the DLL deadline, they said they'd just slept in and hadn't checked their phone. Does that make any sense?! Reply 1: Can't trust them, makes no sense, run! Reply 2: They even want you to front kidney money?? Run!! Reply 3: Why stick around in a group like that? Are you saving it for New Year's or what?! Looking at all the replies telling him to run, but already at an in-person exchange surrounded by a bunch of big shots, Xiao Fu Li thought: But I've already... I can't get away now, 1551. As the big-eating leader of a group from an idol project, Xiao Fu Li never expected that, as an ordinary college student, he'd end up with a group of merch collectors whose identities were downright terrifying. For example: a celebrity? A Taoist priest? An old lady? A vampire?! Dragged into a fan chase and forced to face a bat swarm in the middle of the night, Xiao Fu Li was rescued by Group Member A and hid inside a mobile cross-shaped coffin. In the end, he couldn't hold back the fluffy tail at the base of his spine. Give it a squeeze, and it squeaks. Damn it, has the power of the fictional world really gotten this strong? But no matter how weird you are, hand over the kidney money before the deadline, you idiots! Here, you can see all kinds of merch collectors, a strange life, and poor Xiao Fu getting bullied XD Theme: Those who do bad things will eventually be brought to justice.