Even Evil Beika Wants to Be a Police Star

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Thread starter: Help! I mistook the Black Organization's top assassin for the culprit in a case. What do I do?

My older sister has gone missing and seems to have joined the Black Organization. What do I do? I seem to be not a poet, and I'm about to become a big boss. What do I do?!

Why are there strange red-and-black clouds of gas around both my classmates and the culprits?!

Is this world finally going to go completely crazy and turn into a faction game? Damn it!

Since the red ones are my classmates, the black ones must be suspects waiting to get thrown in jail, right?

Just as I was having a great time pointing people out, Chiya suddenly saw a strange, extremely sinister black thing that had just happened to pass by.

Chiya: Great, it's so black it must be the one. There's only one culprit, and that's you!

Conan, whose investigation had just been interrupted: ?

Rei Furuya, waiting nearby: ?

Gin, who'd been walking along the road before getting kicked and becoming the center of attention: .

Good heavens, I really did just point at him on a hunch.

Becoming a star of the police force thanks to my sixth sense is already enough to draw attention. I really don't need to become a dangerous thorn in the Black Organization's side too!

But wait a second. What did you just say? You're saying I'm the personification of Beika? My sixth sense is Beika's innate skill? And I get to play with Yokohama's ability simulator?

Takanashi Chiya, who had instantly transformed into an evil little sheep: That's wonderful! I'm going to blow your cover right now!

And so Takanashi Chiya, with a foot in both the red and black camps, began her day-after-day life of courting disaster.

For example, after using underhanded tactics to take over the Black Organization's management from the boss, Takanashi Chiya announced:

We're done with immortality. It's unrealistic. Let's do something more practical!

Starting today, we're researching... sex changes!

Everyone in the meeting room: ...Huh?

And here's the romance-focused blurb:

They say that if you make a wish beneath the cherry blossoms, it will come true.

Amuro Tooru, alone after his five-man group had fallen apart, stood beneath the cherry trees and gazed up at the branches.

A wish? A string of familiar figures flashed through Amuro Tooru's memories. If only it were possible...

Even if it's only a legend, you can't help but hope a little.

Beika, in the middle of separating itself from the city's consciousness atop a cherry tree, was involuntarily drawn to Amuro Tooru as he passed by.

There wasn't quite enough of the city's faith to complete the separation, and Yokohama, who was looking after him, had gone to gather more and hadn't returned. Then this man came along, brimming with an immense amount of love.

Ah, this must be a meeting arranged by fate. Beika sighed, unable to resist stealing some energy, briefly took human form, and jumped down from the tree.

The bright sunlight overhead was suddenly blocked by a shadow. Startled by Beika's sudden appearance in the cherry tree, Amuro Tooru quickly stepped forward to catch him.

But at the moment they touched, the sensation changed to something soft as a flower.

The person who should have landed in Amuro Tooru's arms became a large handful of cherry blossom petals.

At the same time, a warm breath suddenly brushed Amuro Tooru's ear, and someone whispered to him:

I heard your wish, and thank you for loving me, too.

By the way, you said your lover is this country. Is that true?

Highlights:

1. The pairing is Amuro.

Chiya: What's this? A wild Amuro! Give him a kiss! A wild Amuro! Give him a kiss! A wild Amuro! Give him a kiss!

2. It's a comedy, so don't overthink the logic.

3. My take on the characters may be out of character.

4. And so on.

Theme: Cherish your food, and rescue every character who's meant to die.