[I feel like the story went off track. I'm working hard to revise it.]
What's it like to be a tool who goes by the name of the group's beloved darling?
Thanks for asking. Every day, I curse myself for becoming such a sucker.
In order to get merch for his hot favorite character, Fu Li tried and failed to poach members. After being taken advantage of 99 times, he finally decided to start his own group. Then he understood that "Don't start a group. Starting a group will make you miserable" wasn't just an empty saying.
As the leader of a group, Fu Li has to deal with betrayal by a shameless project organizer, as well as the torment inflicted by his merch-hungry members.
Quick, help me post this!
One of the ○○ all-moms in my group claims she's a big star and doesn't need my little bit of merch money, but she insists I cover her kidney transplant first and says she'll give me a sea-view home featuring my fave later. Can I trust her? Also, one of the ○○ all-moms in my group disappears for a whole month every time, then when the deadline passes, she says she just overslept and didn't check her phone. Is that normal?!
Background: Our group is a big spender, so we only recruit all-moms. Everyone is forced to buy merch without having to queue.
Reply 1: No, that's not normal. Run!
Reply 2: You even covered her kidney transplant? Run!!
Reply 3: Why stay in a group like that? Are you saving it for the holidays?!
As the big-spending leader of a group in an idol project, Fu Li never expected that, despite being an ordinary college student, he'd end up with a bunch of members whose identities were terrifyingly impressive.
For example: a famous star? A Taoist priest? An old lady? A vampire?!
Dragged into a fan chase, and forced to face a bat attack in the middle of the night.
After meeting up in person, Fu Li started frequently entering worlds of ghost stories and the supernatural. Rescued by Member A, he hid inside a mobile cross-shaped coffin, but eventually couldn't help revealing the fluffy fur at the base of his tailbone.
Give it a squeeze, and it goes squeak.
Damn it, has the power of the fictional world really gotten this strong? Or is there an unlucky person in our group being haunted by a vengeful spirit?
But damn it, even if you're weird or unlucky, you still have to pay up before the deadline, you bastards!
Here, you'll find members with all kinds of quirks, a bizarre life, and poor Fu Li getting bullied. XD
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The idol group in this story is from an original project. Its 36 idols include both men and women. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. (Dog-head.jpg)
Don't start a group. Starting a group will make you miserable.
A chaotic stew set against the backdrop of collecting idol merch, with a dash of the paranormal (ghost stories and the supernatural).
Theme: If you can't beat them, join them.
Damn, I'm getting embarrassed, but the main character looks very rich. I thought rich mommies just bought them from the box.
Damn it, I'm getting embarrassed
Damn it, I'm getting embarrassed
Congratulations on Kaiwen! ! ! ! ! (Screaming) (distorted) (happy crawling)