Did the Demon King Attack Humanity Today?

[A cute, sweet bedtime read]

After the Demon Realm and the human world merged completely, demons formally invaded the human world. Succubi found a new purpose in life and became top-tier stars in the streaming world. Fire demons happily started selling barbecue, and the winged beasts of the Demon Realm became the mainstay of human delivery services.

Seeing his people sink into such depravity finally enraged Qiao Yin. After crushing a Mikaya bug and a white worm with his bare hands, he decided to formally launch an attack on humanity the next day.

But the next day, he found a little strawberry cake on his throne, which was encrusted with red gems and black thorns.

Qiao Yin ate the whole cake and decided to wait a while.

The next day, he found a box of fragrant, sweet cookies.

Qiao Yin ate every cookie again and decided to take a nap before doing anything else.

On the third day, there were cream puffs. On the fourth, mousse. On the fifth, donuts. On the sixth, egg tarts.

Then, on the seventh day, he found a man on his throne. The man smelled like a human and was holding a horn trimmer.

The human said, "Your Majesty, would you like me to trim your horns?"

After enjoying the human's gentle, meticulous horn-trimming service, Qiao Yin changed his mind. He decided to marry a human and make him his queen.

1. Set in a fictional world.

2. The uke is a cute demon king.

3. The seme is a beast tamer (important: not the circus kind!).

4. There are many ways to tame beasts.

Theme: Everyone should learn a practical skill.