Mind Reading Reveals My Husband Is a Ridiculous Incubus

□ Show proof of a full subscription on Weibo (Not Fang Cheng) to claim free merch! □ A goofy, sweet 1v1 romance. The cover features the top (wearing an undershirt). The bottom and the top's original design are on Weibo (same ID as the pen name). ╥╥ ╥╥ ╥╥ [Story Description] A model of virtue A real demon king of an incubus top, with a deep voice, a V-shaped physique, and everything his wife likes X Flirt all you want A cool, workaholic, seductive CEO bottom who even writes proposals in bed Jiang Yushuang always thought his arranged-marriage partner gave him the cold shoulder at home and had lovers everywhere outside. He figured the man must hate their marriage. Until he died unexpectedly. When he woke again, he had been reborn three years earlier, shortly after their wedding, and had gained the ability to read minds. Sitting at the dinner table, he heard Xie Qianye say with a blank expression: “Shuangshuang must have stayed up working again. He's got dark circles... But he still looks good with dark circles. My wife is so handsome, hehe.” Jiang Yushuang frowns. “What did you say?” Xie Qianye doesn't even look at him. “Don't talk while eating.” Then Xie Qianye's voice rings out: “September 3, 2121, 6:34 a.m. My wife spoke to me first thing in the morning for the first time. My wife's voice is so nice.” Yet Xie Qianye's mouth hasn't moved at all. Jiang Yushuang gradually begins to feel like the world has turned surreal. He discovers that the three meals a day supposedly made by their housekeeper... Were all cooked by Xie Qianye. And his ornamental husband Xie Qianye, who seems distant in both body and spirit... Has been secretly in love with him for a hundred years, counting both past and present lives. He calls himself a top-tier incubus, a living heartthrob who can make anyone fall for him within ten sentences and go through fire and water for him after one night. His supposed aloofness toward Jiang Yushuang was all an effort to suppress the influence of his bloodline, because he wanted to earn Jiang Yushuang's most genuine love. Jiang Yushuang: ...This is ridiculous. At a banquet, He hears Xie Qianye, surrounded by men and women, shouting in his thoughts: “Get lost, you annoying admirers! I! Don't! Need! You! I have a wife!” Jiang Yushuang turns around, trying not to laugh. Xie Qianye lowers his eyes, his voice slightly hoarse. “You've left me behind ninety-nine times... Shuangshuang, I gave you chances, but you didn't treasure them.” Jiang Yushuang: ? That night, Xie Qianye puts his deep voice to work, but Jiang Yushuang tells him to be quiet because he's working. After his shower, Xie Qianye wears a barely-there bathrobe, but Jiang Yushuang only has eyes for the proposal. Xie Qianye grits his teeth and lies naked on the big bed, but Jiang Yushuang... Jiang Yushuang goes to the office to work overtime. All night, Xie Qianye sits on the bed, biting the corner of the blanket and questioning the meaning of his existence. Meanwhile, locked in his office, Jiang Yushuang finally releases his clenched jaw. His breath is hot, and the tips of his ears are red. Damn... I underestimated the incubus. [Bonus Scene] Late-night broadcast, in progress Xie Qianye: Shuangbao, do you love me? Jiang Yushuang, trembling: I do... Xie Qianye stops moving. “No. You love my money, my face, my deep voice, my V-shaped physique, and my skills... You don't love me at all.” Jiang Yushuang: ? Reader's Guide: 0. The top's demon-king side can get a little unhinged at times, but he's still a goofy, unhinged guy who graduated from the Chastity and Virtue Training Course. Let's give him a round of applause. 1. I haven't thought of anything yet, but where there's a 0, there has to be a 1. □ My self-indulgent upcoming novel is below. Click my author page to see it, and please add it to your library! My Cool Wife Lost Her Memory Younger puppy-like man x cool, delicate, sickly beauty. A puppy who's a little sister when she loses her memory, and an older-sister/younger-man romance after she recovers. Ning Zhihai is a singer-songwriter, as cool and distant as his voice, and a famous untouchable beauty in the industry. Three years ago, news that he was marrying top-tier star and actor Ji An set the internet ablaze. But after the wedding, they became the first couple in the industry who looked distant and felt even more distant. They hadn't appeared together once in three years of marriage, and their schedules were always arranged to keep them apart. After they decide to divorce, their manager books them on a divorce reality show centered on the aesthetics of tragic endings. During the pre-show interview, when asked why they got married, Ning Zhihai answers without hesitation, his tone cool. “It was necessary for work.” Ji An turns his head and scoffs. On the way back from the interview, they get into a car accident. Ning Zhihai loses his memory. When Ji An rushes into the hospital room, Ning Zhihai is sitting on the edge of the bed, his handsome brows slightly furrowed as he turns to look at him. His voice is soft. “Are we... getting a divorce?” Ji An shakes his head instinctively. “Then let's go home.” Ning Zhihai taps his bare toes against the floor and tilts his head toward the stunned Ji An, his cool voice sounding damp and vulnerable. “It's cold. Aren't you going to carry me?” I'm taking advantage of him, Ji An thinks. But he can't refuse this little bit of stolen time together. - The contract's already signed, so they still have to film the show. While the other couples arrive separately, two people step out of one van. Ji An looks back every few steps, fixing Ning Zhihai's coat collar every five seconds. While the other couples compete fiercely in the games, Ning Zhihai coughs twice and just calls out, “Ji An.” Ji An takes over his task too. While the other couples accuse each other through a gauzy curtain, Ji An rests his palm against it and says, “Liaoliao, put your head here. Let me see if you still have a fever.” Then Ning Zhihai teases him through the curtain with a gentle, warm kiss. While the other couples pour their hearts out to the ocean, Ji An lets Ning Zhihai sit on his shoulders and reach for the moon, shouting a hundred times, “Actually, I've liked you for a long time.” [You call this a divorce reality show?] [Aaaah, Ji An, give me my sweet wife back!] [Did you two come up with this because you never appeared together and couldn't get booked on a dating show?] [The aesthetics of tragic endings? More like the aesthetics of boys' love!] - Ning Zhihai had never been in a relationship. At twenty-eight, when Ji An, his former collaborator, proposed to him, he inexplicably said yes. I like him, Ning Zhihai thinks. But I'm five years older. So when Ji An turns down work for his concert, Ning Zhihai has to reject him coldly. So when he falls from a wire, he has to handle it alone. So when Ji An's name appears instinctively in his new song, he has to secretly cross it out. Until, amid his hazy, overwhelming love, he hears Ji An's hoarse voice. “Liaoliao-gege, you're so cute.” Theme: Treat others honestly, and you'll find a better future together.