I Got the Wrong Script as a Cool and Detached Immortal Lord

[Announcement: The main story is complete~] Chu Xuyun, an immortal lord of the Taiqing Sect, was kidnapped by the Demon Lord, Yu Cheng. Rumor had it that the immortal lord had once forced Yu Cheng to kneel and humiliated him. Yu Cheng hated Chu Xuyun to the core, and now that he had kidnapped him, he would surely repay that humiliation a hundredfold. Others said Yu Cheng had used the cruelest methods to cripple Chu Xuyun's cultivation, then made him his plaything in bed. Everyone lamented the tragedy. * On the soft couch in the Demon Palace. Yu Cheng gazed coldly at Chu Xuyun, pinning him beneath him. “Do you hate me? Chu Xuyun, what is it about me that displeases you? Why won't you look at me, of all people?” Chu Xuyun, who was supposedly being tortured until he was unrecognizable and in unbearable agony, lay on the bed with flushed cheeks and burning ears, staring blankly into space. Yu Cheng forced him to look up by gripping his chin. This feels so good. I love it. And Yu Cheng is so handsome. “Still thinking about someone else?” Yu Cheng's eyes darkened as he pulled Chu Xuyun into his arms, his heart aching. “Your disciple? Your friend, the Sword Immortal? Or that beast from the demon race?” Chu Xuyun blinked. Actually… he was thinking about what to have for dinner. He hoped the food in the Demon Palace was better than the Taiqing Sect's. It would be even better if there were no celery. *This story is also known as: The Demon Lord's One-Man War () A demon lord who has loved him for years, finally getting his wish, but not quite x An apparently aloof immortal lord who is actually a silly beauty The bottom cultivates the Wordless Dao. He avoids speaking whenever he can. He's also a little face-blind, so everyone thinks he's a cold, heartless immortal lord, when in reality he's a bit slow and oblivious. The top has had a crush on the bottom for years. He always thought the bottom looked down on him for being a demonic cultivator, and his insecure, pitiful puppy side turned dark as he tried to take the bottom by force. But his beloved was so cooperative that the abduction failed, and he eventually became a doting husband with no sense of reason. [Please note: The top and bottom are not master and disciple!!!] [Second note: Don't insult the protagonist by calling him stupid. This is a story about a silly, beautiful protagonist. If you can't accept that he's very stupid, please go read something you like instead, dear.] A practice piece, probably a sweet little story of around 150,000 words. I'll start writing it when I have time. [Synopsis captured on 2022.4.14] Coming soon: “The Proud Dragon Junior Brother Is a Humanoid AI” Synopsis: Shen Yimian transmigrates into the world of an immortal sect as a low-ranking disciple, and he's a fox demon to boot. One day, he suddenly learns that he's the villain, destined to steal the proud dragon male lead's fiancée and be castrated before being killed. Shen Yimian resolves to clear his name. On the day his master takes on disciples, the proud dragon really does stand out from the crowd. He looks like trouble. Shen Yimian shudders three times and approaches to curry favor. “Junior Brother, what's your name?” The proud dragon lowers his eyes and glances at him, his gaze as still and emotionless as stagnant water. “ChatGPT, DeepSeek, Doubao, Xiaodu, Siri…” “Or Xie Lu.” Shen Yimian: “?” * So transmigrating into people and following the plot isn't in fashion anymore. AI is more efficient. Xie Lu has an unfathomably deep database. He's the strongest proud dragon in the story, with top-tier intelligence and physical prowess. The only thing he lacks is emotion. If he can't be beaten, he can be avoided. Shen Yimian swears he won't take anything from Xie Lu, and the two reach a friendly mutual aid agreement. The terms of the agreement (an unequal treaty): Xie Lu gives him magic treasures and opportunities, does his laundry and cooks for him, and takes him out to fight monsters and level up. Shen Yimian teaches him how to have human emotions and helps him complete the original plot. * The story grows more and more uplifting, except that Xie Lu never seems to catch on, no matter how much Shen Yimian teaches him. When Shen Yimian holds his hand, Xie Lu says sweaty palms can cause a short circuit. When Shen Yimian hugs him, Xie Lu says getting too close interferes with heat dissipation. When Shen Yimian kisses him, Xie Lu says he doesn't like the taste of human saliva. Until one day, Shen Yimian starts dating a handsome junior disciple. Just as he's about to make things official, the door is kicked open. Xie Lu runs his fingers over his frosty sword, his lashes shadowed by an unshakable gloom, resentment seemingly coming from nowhere. “Senior Brother, you won't teach me, but you'll teach my fiancée?” Shen Yimian: “? How many fiancées do you have?” “Sorry. Whoever you like becomes my fiancée.” Shen Yimian couldn't believe it. His evil side came out, and he grabbed Xie Lu, pinning him onto the soft couch. “I like you now.” “Can your glitchy little program handle that?” Xie Lu's eyes darkened as he gripped Shen Yimian's waist. * Shen Yimian was nearly devoured down to the bone, but he pretended he was fine. But then, On the second day, Xie Lu learned cosplay. On the third day, Xie Lu learned to split into three bodies for a threesome. On the fourth day, Xie Lu learned about doing it outdoors. At last, Shen Yimian remembered one thing: AI keeps learning on its own. Shen Yimian wanted to cry. “Where the hell did you learn that?” Xie Lu: “There was a censored-free story in the database with a thousand chapters.” There was no end to what he could learn. He'd never be done learning. * A silly, beautiful fox bottom x a high-IQ, top-student machine top Theme: Heal every heart.