The Fake-Pregnant Rabbit Gets Caught with a Baby Bump

[Complete!] Shen Er was most proud of being an ancient evil creature, and most ashamed of having been sealed for three lifetimes by a human named Gu Mingzhou. Calling them mortal enemies would not be an exaggeration! Fortunately, every hundred years, he got a chance to break through the seal. Another hundred years passed, and the seal weakened. This time, Shen Er decided to keep a low profile and disguise himself as a rabbit. But just after breaking through the seal, Shen Er was caught. He looked up and nearly swore aloud. Gu Mingzhou, you damn ghost, why are you still haunting me? The hand seemed quite curious, kneading and playing with the rabbit's fluffy body in every way. Before long, Shen Er was flushed all over, his eyes unfocused, and his lower belly slowly began to swell. Before passing out, he remembered something his great-grandmother had once said: Once a rabbit is touched by a human, it will get pregnant! * Gu Mingzhou finished petting the rabbit and left. The rabbit cried after being petted. The good news: Gu Mingzhou didn't recognize him. The bad news: He was pregnant. With Gu Mingzhou's child! The rabbit swore he'd make Gu Mingzhou pay! * Gu Mingzhou was a prodigy of the Immortal Sect, tasked with subduing an ancient evil creature. But as soon as he found the cave where the creature was hiding, someone grabbed him by the throat. The other man's eyes were bloodshot as he said, word by word, “You bastard, I'm pregnant with your child!” Taking a closer look, Gu Mingzhou saw that his belly really was swollen. Like he'd put on weight. Gu Mingzhou: ? A man can give birth? You're trying to scam me, aren't you? Then I'll make your fake pregnancy real. Without changing expression, he gripped Shen Er by the waist and pushed him into the dark, lightless cave. Only when the little rabbit's voice had gone hoarse from crying and his legs had grown weak did Gu Mingzhou rub the back of his neck, smiling without warmth. “In ten months, if you can't give birth, you're finished.” Ten months later, Gu Mingzhou gazed at the babbling little cub and the rabbit sound asleep on the soft couch, lost in thought. So... What was he supposed to do now that the baby had been born? #Basically a little pretend-family story# [Important content warnings!]: 1. Mpreg, and a scene where the shou disguises himself as a woman (very brief) 2. I just want to write a couple bickering and falling in love. At first, when the gong doesn't like the rabbit, he isn't gentle with the shou and enjoys picking on the rabbit. Note: the gong is very scheming and loves bullying the silly rabbit!!!! In short, this may not suit readers who are particular about gong and shou roles. Silly beauty villain shou x scheming, horny righteous-path gong [Coming soon]: Me, With the Wrong Script for a Cool, Aloof Immortal Lord, featuring a silly beauty shou Blurb: Chu Xuyun, an immortal lord of the Taiqing Sect, was kidnapped by the Demon Lord Yu Cheng. Rumor had it that the immortal lord and the Demon Lord had a grudge involving forced kneeling and humiliation. Yu Cheng hated Chu Xuyun, and now that he had kidnapped him, he was sure to repay that humiliation a hundredfold. Others said Yu Cheng had used the cruelest methods to cripple Chu Xuyun's cultivation and made him his plaything in bed. Everyone mourned his fate. * On the soft couch in the Demon Palace. Yu Cheng looked at Chu Xuyun coldly, pinning him beneath him. “Do you hate me? Chu Xuyun, what have I ever done wrong by you? Why do you never look at me?” Chu Xuyun, who was supposedly tortured beyond recognition and suffering unbearable pain, lay on the bed with flushed cheeks and burning ears, lost in thought. Yu Cheng forced him to lift his chin and look at his face. So comfortable. So wonderful. And Yu Cheng was so handsome. “Still thinking about someone else?” Yu Cheng's gaze darkened. He pulled Chu Xuyun into his arms, his heart aching. “Are you thinking about your disciple, your friend the Sword Immortal, or that beast from the demon race?” Chu Xuyun blinked. Actually... he was thinking about what to have for dinner. He hoped the food in the Demon Palace tasted better than the food at the Taiqing Sect. It would be even better if there were no celery. *Also known as: The Demon Lord's One-Man Emotional Turmoil* A Demon Lord gong whose unrequited love has come true, but not quite x A seemingly cool, aloof immortal lord shou who's actually a silly beauty The shou cultivates the Wordless Path. He's the kind of person who avoids talking whenever possible, and he's a little face-blind. Everyone thinks he's a cool, unfeeling immortal lord, but he's actually a bit dim and absent-minded. The gong has had a crush on the shou for many years. He always thought the shou looked down on him because he was a demonic cultivator. This poor, insecure puppy turns dark and tries to force the shou to be his, but because his beloved cooperates too much, his attempt at coercion fails. After that, he turns into a mindlessly doting husband. A writing exercise, probably a short story of about 150,000 Chinese characters. [Other completed story of the same type]: The Male Lead Took Off with My Ball, an mpreg story, available in the author's collection. Theme: Mutual understanding is the key to maintaining a relationship.