[Jiangnan Shizun Top X Self-Assured Disciple Bottom (Master and Disciple, Older Top)]
Jiang Lan is the only top in Huatang City, the hope of the entire village.
After carefully picking and choosing, he finally found a bottom who suited him and prepared for their first dual cultivation.
Jiang Lan thought that whoever was on top was the top, so he went for a ride. Shen Biezhi couldn't refuse, and topped Jiang Lan.
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When he woke up, Jiang Lan discovered that Shen Biezhi, who had spent every day entangled with him, had disappeared.
He also discovered that he'd taken the wrong manual and used the dual cultivation method meant for bottoms. His cultivation had gone completely off course, and the only top in the whole city had just like that... become a bottom. Even his thing was now two to one...
To avenge this utterly humiliating disgrace, he did everything he could to chase Shen Biezhi to Jinjiang.
He swore he would top Shen Biezhi and wipe away his shame!
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He joined the sect under Shen Biezhi's disciple and became Shen Biezhi's grand-disciple.
He thought Shen Biezhi had lost his memories, had long since forgotten what had happened between them, and didn't recognize him.
He used every trick he had, shamelessly seducing him.
Who could have guessed...
His revenge failed, and he got topped again TAT (How embarrassing!)
-- A story about someone who, in order to become a top, crosses between two literary platforms and travels a thousand miles to find his husband. He thinks he's the hunter, but he's actually the prey, happily delivering himself right into the hunter's mouth.
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"Anything Going On in the Three Realms?"
[Possessive Top with Multiple Splits X The Three Realms Incarnate, a Working Stiff Bottom]
Yun Xizhuo transmigrated into the Three Realms, the living embodiment of three worlds, and became the shared Three Realms.
Because the worlds fused, all the "white moons" who were crucial to the protagonists in the three worlds disappeared!
The protagonists became especially unhinged.
A bunch of lunatics kept saying:
Protect the Three Realms, for the Three Realms, preserve the Three Realms.
Rule the Three Realms, wreak havoc in the Three Realms, destroy the Three Realms.
Yun Xizhuo became a diligent working stiff, cosplaying as the protagonists' white moon, cinnabar mole, grain of rice, mosquito blood, and so on every day...
Yun Xizhuo: I only ask that the three big shots stop losing it for no reason, follow the plot like good little boys, and let me, the Three Realms, stay safe and retire early.
[Classic Xianxia Novel]
The aloof, emotionless Daoist Immortal Venerable, who treats the "Three Realms" as his wife, finds his feelings changing. As he lies on the brink of death, he leans against Yun Xizhuo, disguised as his disciple, and delivers a deathbed speech that could fill half a TV episode: "The person I can't bear to leave behind the most is you."
The shizun in his arms refuses to die properly or let go, while Yun Xizhuo's next client is already on the way...
[Upgrade-Flow Male-Oriented Novel]
The arrogant dragon protagonist arrives at the sect where Yun Xizhuo has found shelter, his face flushed and burning. "I didn't come here for revenge or to ask for a sword. I'm not here to fight. I'm here to ask Elder Yun to marry me."
Yun Xizhuo, fresh from playing the old man in a bracelet: Seriously? Kid, you've got some pretty extreme tastes. You won't even spare an old man? Go build a career! Build a career! Isn't building a career great?
[Female-Oriented Romance Novel]
The tragic, abusive-love-story Demon Lord, who can't have the heroine he loves: "If you dare hurt even a hair on her head, I'll make the Three Realms join her in death!"
Yun Xizhuo, who just finished the male-oriented plot, changed into women's clothes, and hurried to the new set: ???
I can't take this anymore!!
"If you dare touch the Three Realms, I'll make you die first!"
The Demon Lord, watching his wife tear off her women's clothes and hold a cleaver to his own neck, ovo: "..."
Yun Xizhuo: ??? Damn it! Why are you blushing?!
The lunatics finally realized that Yun Xizhuo wasn't just their shared wife, but also their shared Three Realms.
Yun Xizhuo, with every secret identity exposed, was passed back and forth among this crowd of lunatics, practically squeezed dry.
Until one day, the male leads from all three worlds showed up together.
The Jinjiang-leaning male-oriented shizun: Here to find my disciple.
The pure-love warrior, the arrogant dragon: Here to find my grandpa.
The romance male lead who accidentally got bent by his own doing: Here to find my wife.
At that very moment, Yun Xizhuo was pinned against a wall by a man who was kissing and licking him, acting wild and utterly lacking in virtue!
The three male leads' pupils shook, and they spoke in unison: I'm here to join this family.
Yun Xizhuo: ...
If only they'd hide the forty-meter cleavers behind their backs, he might actually believe them.
Yun Xizhuo looked at the harmonious scene in his little courtyard.
The aloof shizun appeared to be washing his hands and making soup for him, but had secretly laid a deadly Immortal-Slaying formation.
The arrogant dragon from the male-oriented novel appeared to be sweeping the floor for him, but had a sword hanging over the heads of the other three.
The Demon Lord appeared to be weaving, embroidering, and making clothes for him, but secretly infused a needle with spirit power, hiding a deadly intent.
And the shameless Heavenly Dao was fretting over how to kill someone without letting bloodstains dirty the courtyard...
Zhan Yiwei, who claimed to be the original body of the Heavenly Dao and had come to find the Three Realms, his wife: Fear not, my beloved. Let your husband destroy the world and wipe out everyone who covets you.
This one seems even crazier. H-help...!!
Note: The top is split into multiple versions, and he gets jealous of himself. A large-scale battle royale is coming.
Theme: Those who work hard are never failed by Heaven; where there's a will, there's a way.
So the Great Protector was the Demon Lord, and then he gave birth to A Lan, and the city lord traveled through time and space?
Don't you really want to do a side story? I always feel that A Lan and Bie Zhi have finally overcome all the difficulties and dangers and can finally stay together, but the result is that they are gone??? There are also extra chapters about the city lord and the great protector, Sixteen and Nineteen. . .
I have an idea. If the Great Protector is the author of Flower Market, then the author of Dianjia has some super powerful control over the characters. Then when the city lord and the Great Protector have a minor quarrel, they will be forced to meet. After the explanation, they will just say hey hey, or hey hey hey while explaining 😏
I think there's still a little extra left 😭
I blindly guessed that Shen felt that Alan had kicked him 🧋
Hahahahahahahaha I'm going to die laughing
Finished with flowers scattered like this,
Hello, madam, do you still have a vest called a coffin? The vicious cannon fodder serialized by Coffin is very interesting, but it has been discontinued for a year, and I really really really want to know the follow-up. If so, I would like to ask my wife if she has thought about moving it to Jinjiang after deletion and revision. Because you have not updated for a long time, I am sorry to contact you in this way. If not, I'm sorry to bother you, you can delete my comment after seeing it (if possible)
This is my first book to be fully ordered. I'll record it.
Indeed, I want a side story, yeah, yeah