The Male Lead Ran Off with My Ball

Shen Tanqi transmigrated into a cultivation novel as the cannon-fodder senior brother. Jealous of the male lead's opportunities in the original story, he thwarted him at every turn, only to reap what he sowed and die after the male lead stabbed him with a sword at the foot of Blood Silence Cliff. Only by completing the plot could he return to the modern world. When Shen Tanqi transmigrated into the book, the male lead had just left the mountain to travel. With no male lead around and no tasks to do, Shen Tanqi happily settled into a lazy life. But fate had other plans. Shen Tanqi went out to pick a spirit herb, fell off Blood Silence Cliff, and was poisoned. He was forced to spend a night of passion with a strange, masked demon cultivator. From that day on, Shen Tanqi was shocked to find his belly growing bigger by the day. They say transmigrating into a book is risky, but nobody told him men could give birth too! After ten months of pregnancy, Shen Tanqi laid an egg at the bottom of the cliff. Yes, an egg. On the day the egg was laid, a demon cultivator practicing at the bottom of the cliff picked it up, tucked it against his chest, and carried it away, saying coolly, "You can't raise it. I will." Shen Tanqi: ... Sure thing, buddy. I'll leave it to you. He didn't want to nurse a baby anyway, so this suited him perfectly. Shen Tanqi left without a care in the world and was gone for three years. With only one plot point left to complete before he could return to his modern home, he happily went to invite the handsome junior brother he'd had his eye on for ages to share drinks and bare their hearts to each other. He had just gotten the junior brother into his room, both of them hazy with drink, when someone kicked the door open and caught them in the act. The intruder's eyes were red, and he held the hands of two adorable three-year-old children, as white as jade and snow, with a pair of dragon horns on his head. "Shen Tanqi, you've been quite the playboy all these years." "Where do you think that leaves me and the children?" Shen Tanqi: ?? Who are you? The junior brother beside him cried out, "Senior Brother Yu Ce! You're back from your travels?" That name sounded familiar. Yu Ce. Yu Ce was... Wasn't that the male lead of this book?! #What do I do when the male lead comes back after painstakingly raising two kids, only to catch me hitting on someone?# #Does it hurt to get stabbed with a sword?# #Can I still make a run for it? QAQ# A cool, beautiful seme who inexplicably slept with me and came back with two kids x A carefree, silly shou who ran off after sleeping with him and got caught The junior brother has nothing to do with it. The cover art was gifted by the lovely artist BS. It's gorgeous. I could lick it all day. Here's a recommendation for my upcoming story, which you can find in my author page: Title: My Proud Heavenly Dragon Junior Brother Is a Human-Shaped AI Blurb: Shen Yimian transmigrated into an immortal sect as a low-ranking disciple, and he was also a fox demon. One day, he suddenly learned that he was a villain. He'd steal the proud Heavenly Dragon male lead's fiancée, then get castrated and killed. Shen Yimian resolved to clear his name. On the day his master took on a new disciple, the Heavenly Dragon really did stand out from the crowd. He looked like someone you shouldn't mess with. Shen Yimian shuddered three times, then went up to suck up to him. "Junior Brother, what's your name?" The Heavenly Dragon glanced down at him, his eyes as emotionless as stagnant water. "ChatGPT, DeepSeek, Doubao, Xiaodu, Siri..." "Or Xie Lu." Shen Yimian: "?" * Apparently, transmigrating into a person to follow a plot was no longer in fashion. It wasn't as efficient as AI. Xie Lu had an unfathomably deep database. He was the strongest Heavenly Dragon in the story, top-tier in both intelligence and physical ability, but lacking in emotions. If you can't fight them, avoid them. Shen Yimian swore he wouldn't take anything from Xie Lu. The two struck a friendly mutual-aid agreement. The terms of the agreement (an unfair contract): Xie Lu would give him magical treasures and opportunities, do his laundry and cook for him, and help him level up by fighting monsters. Shen Yimian would teach him how to feel human emotions and help him finish the original plot. * The story grew happier and more uplifting, except that no matter how much Shen Yimian taught him, Xie Lu just didn't get it. When they held hands, Xie Lu said sweaty palms could cause a short circuit. When they hugged, Xie Lu said being too close affected heat dissipation. When they kissed, Xie Lu said he didn't like the taste of human saliva. Until one day, Shen Yimian started dating a handsome junior brother. Just as they were about to make things official, the door was kicked open. Xie Lu ran his fingers over his cold sword. A gloomy, inexplicable resentment lingered beneath his lashes. "Senior Brother, you won't teach me, but you'll teach my fiancée?" Shen Yimian: "? How many fiancées do you have?" "Sorry. Whoever you like is my fiancée." Shen Yimian couldn't believe it. His courage fueled by a wicked impulse, he grabbed Xie Lu and pinned him onto the soft couch. "I like you now." "Can your glitchy little program handle that?" Xie Lu's eyes darkened as he gripped Shen Yimian by the waist. * Shen Yimian was nearly devoured down to the bone, but pretended he was fine. However, The next day, Xie Lu learned to cosplay. The third day, Xie Lu learned to make a three-person clone. The fourth day, Xie Lu learned to do it outdoors. At last, Shen Yimian remembered one thing: AI keeps learning on its own. Shen Yimian was on the verge of tears. "Where the hell did you learn all that?" Xie Lu: "There was a Garden City story in the database that hadn't been banned. A thousand chapters." It never ends. There's no way to learn it all. * Silly, beautiful fox shou x super-intelligent scholar-machine seme If you like it, please add it to your favorites~ Theme: The warmth of family is an indispensable force in life.