I Went Wildly Goofy in a Tragic Novel [Book Transmigration]

[Complete! Happy May 1st, everyone! And please leave a five-star review, mwah~] Yan Buye transmigrated. He landed in a tragic romance set in a cultivation world, as the love-struck male lead. Four scumbags took turns torturing him, body and soul. They forcibly dug out his spiritual root, carved out half his heart, and took his body. Then, after a few perfunctory chapters of “romantic” groveling, they got their “sweet (damn it) happy ending”! Yan Buye: “I know this plot. It’s just about taking down scumbags…” System: [No. Your mission is to play out the whole story.] Yan Buye: “…” He had a thousand curses he wanted to unleash! Whoever wants to follow this tragic-romance script can do it. He certainly won’t. Yan Buye decides to embrace the absurd! Mission 1: Make Scumbag No. 1 hate you. Yan Buye: Three bricks to the floor, and even the Jade Emperor would hate me. Mission 2: Help Scumbag No. 2 put out the fire. Precisely. Yan Buye: Hello, everyone. Today I’ll demonstrate how to use a fire extinguisher. First, pick up the extinguisher… Putting out a fire with brute force still counts as putting out a fire. Mission 3: Make Scumbag No. 3 unable to forget you. Yan Buye: Heard you failed your tribulation? Sorry, I happened to bring a lightning rod. Mission 4: Give your body to Scumbag No. 4 so he can revive his one true love. Yan Buye: I can make the sacrifice, but will he be moved? Scumbag: I wouldn’t dare, I wouldn’t dare… System: […] If you’re so capable, why not make your gong leave? Making him leave is out of the question. Yan Buye pulled this immortal hunk out of a ring fair and square! This immortal hunk is cold, ruthless, and merciless. At first, just to stay alive, Yan Buye had to shower him with extravagant praise. “Oh my god! I’m shook! What kind of unbelievably handsome man are you!?” “I’m done for. I’m crying over my brother’s peerless beauty! Even a god descending to earth couldn’t compare! Missing out on your good looks will haunt me for the rest of my life!” “I swear to the blue sky, the white clouds, and the flowers that I’ll be your fan and yours alone for the rest of my life. I’m already nailed to your fan wall!” “Is that so?” The immortal hunk narrowed his eyes and chuckled. “You could be nailed somewhere else, too.” Yan Buye: “…” He wanted off this ride! This wasn’t a bus headed for kindergarten! Also known as: #Science Beats Magic# #Nothing Can Prepare You for These Unhinged Shenanigans# A determined, shameless, chaotic, mischievous bottom x a slightly sharp-tongued but indulgent immortal hunk of a top Reader’s guide: 1. A happy, chaotic comedy written after recovering from COVID and letting loose. This is my take on cultivation, with plenty of original worldbuilding. The style isn’t very classical, the plot is absurd, and there’s a lot of nonsense, so please don’t scrutinize the details. 2. One-on-one romance. The top and bottom only have eyes for each other from beginning to end. No secondary couples. 3. The plot is pure, brainless wish fulfillment. Villains and cannon fodder lose brain cells. This isn’t a power-leveling story, and the protagonist’s golden finger may show up whenever it feels like it. There’s no logic to it. Please add my upcoming novel to your collection: "The Hated Male Supporting Character Becomes the Savior of the Infinite, Mysterious World" Could anyone be more unlucky than Jin Xiao? First, he’s accused of plagiarism, rejected by his own father, and catches his boyfriend on a date with his one true love. Then he’s dragged into an eerie, indescribable world. The people around him either go insane or turn into terrifying monsters covered in black tentacles! His sanity plummets! Jin Xiao narrowly escapes with his life. After emerging from the mysterious gate, he learns two things. First, there’s a reason he spent six years being Shen Chen’s devoted doormat. He pursued him desperately for four years, then came running whenever he was called for the next two, letting himself be summoned and dismissed at will. Even knowing there was someone else in Shen Chen’s heart, he was happy to do it. It was because he was living inside a novel about a man loved by everyone. He wasn’t the male lead. He was the universally hated cannon-fodder character, the perfect male lead’s foil. The vicious cannon-fodder who, unable to accept being abandoned by his boyfriend, turns evil and targets the male lead at every turn. Jin Xiao: “Heh…” After catching the scumbag on a date with his one true love, he stopped running from the truth and fooling himself. He walked up and punched the scumbag hard. He left his vain family behind and moved into a mansion with his mistreated mother and younger sister. With a completely fresh start, he aced his interview and became the country’s most famous fashion designer, crushing everyone who had bullied him or stolen his work. The second thing: The novel he was in was merging with another novel called "The Mysterious World", and that indescribable, terrifying world was slowly invading his own. If the evil gods descended, everything would be destroyed. The world was nearing its end. And he might be the key to saving it. So he was recruited by the authorities. Then Jin Xiao discovered… His slick-talking male coworker, who spouted nonsense and filthy jokes nonstop, was actually the world’s top male model, someone no amount of money could persuade to work? His gentle female coworker, who was so kind to animals she was inseparable from her dog and an incredible cook, was a wealthy heiress? His stern-looking female boss, who was fiercely protective of her people, was the chairwoman of a global top-100 investment firm? Even the quiet man he’d rescued turned out to be a business tycoon worth hundreds of millions? Jin Xiao: “.” Thanks, but I don’t need a job anymore! As he grew more and more handsome and irresistible, his ex-boyfriend, who had once wanted to dump him, came crawling back to beg for reconciliation. Seeing him attend one high-end banquet after another and mingle as an equal with powerful figures, the father who had looked down on him regretted it so much his guts turned green. The whole Huolong Kingdom treasured him like a national treasure. [This isn’t a traditional Infinite Flow story. The real-world plot and instance plots take up roughly equal space.] Theme: Happiness matters most!