The Harem Protagonist Aura Ruined My Life

Also known as: ‘The Harem Magnet Aura Ruined My Life,’ ‘After Transmigrating into a Book, a Thousand Extras Pursued Me and I Had to Beg the Male Lead for Help Every Day,’ and ‘I Thought the Male Lead Was My Friend, but He Wants to F*** Me’ He Liangshui transmigrated into an unfinished novel. The male lead, Chu Guyi, stayed single until the very end, much to the readers’ frustration. So He Liangshui’s mission was to help Chu Guyi find someone. To make the mission easier, the System gave him a golden finger: an irresistible charm aura. He Liangshui had planned to use it on Chu Guyi, but Chu Guyi “force-kissed” him in front of everyone, causing the aura to backfire and affect He Liangshui instead. Then everything went wrong Other people’s irresistible charm: A few premium love interests are devoted to the protagonist. He Liangshui’s irresistible charm: A thousand extras want to do all sorts of things to him. System: Of course a thousand people have to fall for you for it to count as irresistible charm! That’s how powerful our golden finger is~ He Liangshui: What the hell? This isn’t an irresistible charm aura, it’s a “ride me, everyone” aura! Ever since the aura activated, a crowd of people chased after He Liangshui every day. Whenever He Liangshui found himself in danger, he could only call on Chu Guyi to save him. It was enough to make him cry. To get along with Chu Guyi, he arbitrarily started calling him little brother and decided they should share a bed. He Liangshui thought he was building a friendship. Besides, the irresistible charm aura didn’t work on the male lead. That was until he discovered Chu Guyi always stole a kiss while he was asleep. He Liangshui: … Before meeting He Liangshui, Chu Guyi was a leading figure of the Daoist sects and knew nothing of love. After meeting He Liangshui, Chu Guyi Mr. He is always praising me. Mr. He says he can’t sleep without me. Mr. He is so weak, yet he’s always protecting me. Mr. He’s lips look delicious. It doesn’t matter that Mr. He is a demonic cultivator. … I only want him. [Calm, upright, powerful, naturally flirtatious younger top × a charming bottom who is clever but also a bit of a goof] The bottom transmigrates into a villain’s body, but he isn’t really a villain. The top is three years younger than the bottom. One-on-one, happy ending. ● Upcoming novel: ‘Rescuing My Goofy, Beloved Consort’ Rock musician Qu Yan transmigrates into the body of the emperor’s male consort. In the original novel, the emperor is a workaholic who abstains from desire and cares only about governing well. He often works until midnight and eventually dies from overwork. Not long after his death, his nephew takes the throne and has all the consorts in the harem buried with him. Qu Yan: …I think I can still save this situation. At the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet, the imperial relatives, nobles, and palace beauties gather together. With smoky eye makeup and studded boots, Qu Yan hugs a pipa and shocks the entire hall with a traditional-style rock performance. Qu Yan: My baby Emperor, you need to balance work and rest. Get hyped! Yeah, yeah, yeah Zhou Qihuan: … To cheer Zhou Qihuan up, Qu Yan holds a solo concert in the palace. To get Zhou Qihuan out and about, Qu Yan rolls around and begs at his feet. To keep Zhou Qihuan from overworking, Qu Yan scolds every useless minister and earns a reputation as a devastating beauty who brings ruin to the country. To help Zhou Qihuan live to a hundred, Qu Yan personally develops a miraculous tonic with obvious aphrodisiac effects. To get Zhou Qihuan to bed earlier, Qu Yan prepares a wooden club, planning to knock him out… Zhou Qihuan confiscates Qu Yan’s club. “I already have one. There’s no need to prepare it.” Qu Yan: …I thought you were supposed to be an abstinent type? Zhou Qihuan was born crown prince, a heaven-blessed child with a cool and distant temperament. After ascending the throne, he became as cold as an iceberg, one that never melted. No one dared to warm him. Until Qu Yan arrived. Not only did he dare to sing and dance in front of Zhou Qihuan, he also dared to set the palace in order and lecture the emperor on affairs of state. Everyone thought Consort Qu had gone from being a fool to being a lunatic. How could anyone be allowed to defy the dignity of the emperor? A month passed, then a year… Qu Yan grew bolder and bolder, pampered beyond belief. Qu Yan’s feet get cold in winter, and he doesn’t like using charcoal. So Zhou Qihuan reviews memorials while carefully warming Qu Yan’s feet against his chest. Qu Yan can’t sit still and kicks around in his arms, brushing against places he shouldn’t. The once heartless emperor sets down his brush, and spring blossoms on the iceberg. [Cold emperor top × cheerful male consort bottom] The dynasty is fictional, and the whole story is made up. The harem consorts are just for show. The top has never touched them. One-on-one in body and heart. Theme: My fate is mine to decide, and I love whom I choose.