I Became the Male Lead of an Angsty Novel and Went Wild, Wrecking the Entertainment Industry

[A couple whose issues are perfectly matched!]

Jinxiao was an outstanding small-town exam ace.

Both his parents had died, but he'd worked hard to become a winner in life, finally earning promotions and raises, buying a house and a car, and securing a bright future!

Then he opened and closed his eyes, and found he'd transmigrated into a book!

He was even bound to an abuse-romance System.

It wanted him to become the tragic, lovesick bottom in an old-school melodramatic romance novel about a substitute, a beloved moonlight, blood donation, heart removal, and a couple who chase each other but can never escape, while racking up madness points.

What the hell?

He was now twenty, had dropped out of high school, and had no diploma, house, or car.

Though he was the real young master of the Jin family, his parents and older brother were all biased, and the whole family only loved the fake young master, that white lotus.

Though he had a movie-star boyfriend, the fake young master was the one in his eyes who was like a beloved moonlight.

Though he was an actor, he was dogged by scandals, mocked by the entire internet, had only a handful of fans, and a huge number of anti-fans.

Though he was halfway through a livestreamed talent show, he couldn't do a thing.

In short, he had nothing, and was about to be saddled with a huge penalty for breaking his contract.

Everything he'd worked for before was gone!

And according to the story's future, he'd also be forced to give that white lotus his blood, kidneys, and heart.

Jinxiao: ...

His vision went black, and his scalp prickled!

He quit. He was done!

After finishing this talent show, he was going home to raise pigs!

Scumbag top: Don't smile. When you smile, you don't look like him anymore.

Jinxiao: He straight-up threw a turd in the guy's face!

Scumbag top: Aaaaaah!!! (turns into a wild monkey, shrieking and hooting)

His biological father: "You brat! If you dare walk out that door today, I'll break your legs!"

Jinxiao: Crawls out of the house on the spot.

(Screams) (crawls in the shadows) (twists around) (writhes ominously) (rolls) (crawls frantically) (contorts) (howls) (writhes) (crawls) (splits apart) (writhes) (walks in a distorted fashion) (attacks indiscriminately)

Biological father: !!!

Faints from fright.

Reporter: Why are you in such a hurry to leave showbiz? Are the online rumors true that you secretly married and have an illegitimate child?

Jinxiao: Yes. I'm thirty-eight this year, just had gender reassignment surgery, and I'm now a mother of two. My eldest is twenty, my youngest is fifteen, and I need to go home and look after the kids. What do you think? You couldn't tell, could you? I look pretty good for my age, right? (smug) (flicks his hand) (haughty)

Reporter: ...

Jinxiao: This damn program should be the one to terminate the contract, right?

But the netizens said:

I'm dying!

He accurately acted out our mental state!

We've been rained on, so we're going to rip up someone else's umbrella!

We absolutely will not let Xiao Xiao leave showbiz!

One vote from you, one vote from me, and Xiao Xiao will debut tomorrow!

Then Jinxiao somehow shot to the top of the show's popularity rankings by an overwhelming margin... First place? And became a sensation across the entire internet?

And then his madness points filled up too!?

He came across a handsome guy while scrolling through Weibo.

Jinxiao reposted with his main account: What is this? My handsome husband, give me a kiss! What is this? My handsome husband, give me a kiss! What is this? My handsome husband, give me a kiss! What is this? My handsome husband, give me a kiss! What is this? My handsome husband, give me a kiss!

Gu Yan: You'd better actually come over and kiss me.

Reading guide:

1. A couple whose issues are perfectly matched, both each other's first love, happy ending.

2. A showbiz story about going absolutely crazy. It's silly and doesn't make much sense.

3. Lots of livestream content, chat comments, and internet memes.

4. The variety show includes both a talent competition and a dating show.

5. Same-sex marriage is legal in this story's world.

An upcoming adorable little story with similarly crazy antics!

The Cow Cat Transmigrates into an Abuse Novel and Wipes Out Humanity

[Binding System...]

[System successfully bound.]

[Hello, Host. I am the Plot Completion System. I will help you complete your mission. You will become the real young master in a true-versus-fake young master story...]

"Meow?"

[W-W-Why are you a cat!?]

The System was so shocked it could barely speak.

"Meow, meow, meow?"

It... it really bound a cat!?

And not just any cat, but an eccentric cow cat that loved acting crazy!?

It would become the real young master!?

At that moment, the System felt like the sky had collapsed.

*

"Y-Y-You're our son!?"

"We gave birth to a cat!?"

"What kind of joke is this!?"

"Master, Madam, the DNA test proves beyond a doubt that this is your biological son!"

"Meow?"

The cat-fearing older brother: "My only little brother will always be Xiao Chen... Aaaah, don't come any closer! I'm sorry!!"

The wealthy family had just reunited with their son, and now their whole world had fallen apart.

*

Later on

Everyone gave the fake young master a complicated look.

"You're saying it pushed you down?"

"You're saying it cheated and copied your essay?"

"It even stole your designer watch and clothes?"

"Maybe you should get your head checked."

Fake young master: ???

Fake young master: "Can't you see!? He pushed everything off the table! He's crouching on the doorframe! He's dancing on my bed in the middle of the night instead of sleeping! He bit me on the butt!"

"So what?"

What bad intentions could a little cat have?

It only goes a little crazy now and then!

Fake young master: "Aaaaaah!"

How could this happen!

↑ Now crazy.

P.S. The setting is that the protagonist, the cow cat, looks like an ordinary cat to some people, but like a human to the fake young master.

↑ I'm terrible at writing blurbs, so I could only squeeze out a short version for now. I'll add more later.

Anyway, it's a story about a cow cat transmigrating into a melodramatic abuse novel, going crazy everywhere, and taking everyone down.

The love interest is a rare male calico.

The little cow cat is completely smitten. Happily running up to him, it thinks he's a pretty young lady and cuddles up to him like crazy. Only after getting screwed does it find out that this beauty is actually a handsome top!

Theme: Stop beating yourself up!