Yu Jingmian and He Chen have been sworn enemies since childhood.
Yu Jingmian once declared, "There's no way I'll ever get close to He Chen in this life! No way!"
Who could have guessed that the day after making that bold claim, he'd go "thump" and land right in front of his nemesis, transformed into a round, chubby... light-blue ball-shaped ghost.
Yu Jingmian: "???"
He Chen: "..."
Later, Yu Jingmian accidentally discovers that he can temporarily turn back into a human if he touches his nemesis, He Chen, in certain specific ways.
A sniff restores him for five minutes, holding hands for ten minutes, a kiss for an hour, and anything more intimate... Ahem.
To keep the people around them from noticing something strange, Yu Jingmian has no choice but to cling to He Chen.
During breaks from then on
Yu Jingmian: "He Chen, I'm not gonna make it! I'm about to die! Get over here and let me get a couple of sniffs!"
He Chen: "A couple?"
Yu Jingmian: "One's fine too QAQ"
"Three." He Chen smoothly set down his pen, then dragged Yu Jingmian into a restroom stall under the watchful eyes of the whole class.
Everyone: "!?
What outrageous talk!
Reading Guide:
* Sharp-tongued, scheming top x timid but fierce, adorable ball-shaped bottom. Childish sworn enemies, a bickering couple.
* The top has yin-yang eyes. There are supernatural elements, but it's not scary. The ghosts are all adorable, and nobody dies.
* Sweet, silly, happy ending, no angst. Both are each other's first love and only partner.
Warnings:
* A brainless, lighthearted sweet treat. An alternate-universe supernatural school story told in short episodic tales.
* [Important] The bottom is eighteen, but has the mental age of ten. He's silly, cute, childish, clingy, and a bit of an airhead. This is not a joke, so please only read if you're okay with this setup.
* The supernatural rules are all made up. Please don't apply them to real life.
* Also, writing isn't like making money. I don't expect everyone to like it. No writing advice, please, and you don't need to tell me if you drop it. I hope you find a story you love.
A cute little upcoming story, please add it to your reading list!
"The Cow Cat Transmigrates into a Tragic Romance and Takes on All of Humanity"
[System binding in progress...]
[System successfully bound.]
[Hello, Host. I am the Plot Completion System, and I'll assist you in completing your mission. You will become the real young master in a fake-versus-real young master story...]
"Meow?"
[W-why are you a cat!?]
The System was so shocked it could barely speak.
"Meow meow meow?"
It... it had actually bound itself to a cat!?
And not just any cat, but a cow cat that was always having a meltdown!?
It was supposed to become the real young master!?
At that moment, the System felt like the sky had fallen.
*
"Y-you're our son!?"
"We gave birth to a cat?!"
"What kind of joke is this!?"
"Master, Madam, the paternity test confirms it beyond a doubt: this is your biological son!"
"Meow?"
The cat-phobic older brother: "My only little brother will always be Xiao Chen... Aaaah, don't come near me! I'm sorry!!"
The wealthy family who'd just gotten their son back felt like the sky had fallen too.
*
Later...
Everyone looked at the fake young master with complicated expressions.
"You're saying it pushed you down?"
"You're saying it cheated and copied your essay?"
"It also stole your designer watch and clothes?"
"Maybe you should get your head checked."
Fake Young Master: "???"
Fake Young Master: "Can't you see!? He shoved everything off the table! He's crouching on the doorframe! He stayed up all night dancing on my bed! He bit me on the butt!"
"So what?"
What bad intentions could a kitten possibly have?
It just has the occasional meltdown!
Fake Young Master: "Aaaah!"
How could this happen!
↑ Has gone mad
P.S. The setup is that the protagonist, a cow cat, looks like an ordinary cat to some people, but looks human to the fake young master.
↑ I'm terrible at writing blurbs, so here's a short version for now. I'll add more later.
In short, it's the story of a cow cat who transmigrates into a melodramatic tragedy, has meltdowns wherever it goes, and puts everyone in their place.
The love interest is a rare male calico.
The little cow cat is completely smitten. Happily, it snuggles up to him, thinking he's a pretty girl, and clings to him like crazy. It only realizes he's a handsome top after getting topped!
Theme: Be brave, little ball. Don't fear difficulties!
I will really cry QAQ Our class teacher is also very strict, just like Teacher Xu in the article. Except that he will not keep students after school, he takes care of everything else. He is an information technology teacher, but he has to teach physics in every computer class. He also likes to yell at people when criticizing, and almost half of the class has been yelled at by him. He also drags on in class, and everyone in our class finds him annoying. But sometimes I really feel that he is also very gentle. He is not only concerned about our grades, he will tell us to pay attention to safety after school every day, not to run around during the epidemic, and sometimes he will chat with us calmly. He will talk to us about how to set goals, how to study, and encourage us to pursue our dreams. I can't deny that he has a very upright outlook on things. If he does something wrong, he does something wrong. But as long as it doesn't break the law, he can just change it. He doesn't dare to be who he is: he dares to loudly criticize classmates who don't listen in his public classes. If there is bullying in the class, he will pursue it to the end and will not bow down because of the other person's identity. Our class has indeed gradually developed in a good direction since he became our class teacher. He is rational and strict, but sometimes he still has the tenderness that is unique to science men. I don't like his character very much, but I am grateful to him and respect him. All responsible teachers in the world deserve respect and admiration.
So sweet, so sweet, so sweet, woo woo, it's all over
It's so sweet to me. It's so sweet to me.
It's so sweet to heaven and earth
Finished reading. Leave a comment and mark it.
Ahhhhh! You're so good at it! They knelt down on one knee right in the hall, it was so sweet, the two of them locked in each other, and it was all over, little cutie Mianmian~
The Cow Cat Penetrated into the Sadistic Novel and Went Crazy and Caused All Mankind to Fly
Dressed as a Male Protagonist in a Sadistic Novel, Going Crazy and Creating a Career in the Entertainment Industry
The Villain Demon Lord Was Turned into a Sand Sculpture by Me [Puishu]
Shocking! The Underworld's Big Boss Is Actually a Cute Little Baozi-Faced Sweetheart
Reborn as a Max-Level Newbie [Infinite]
The Tyrannical Dragon's Fussy Omega Wife
Horror Recruitment [Infinite]
Your Substitute Grandpa Is Back
What Do I Do? The Scum Bottom Is So Cute
What Should I Do? The Scum Gong Is So Cute
After the Idle Rich Heir Turned Over His System
I will really cry QAQ Our class teacher is also very strict, just like Teacher Xu in the article. Except that he will not keep students after school, he takes care of everything else. He is an information technology teacher, but he has to teach physics in every computer class. He also likes to yell at people when criticizing, and almost half of the class has been yelled at by him. He also drags on in class, and everyone in our class finds him annoying. But sometimes I really feel that he is also very gentle. He is not only concerned about our grades, he will tell us to pay attention to safety after school every day, not to run around during the epidemic, and sometimes he will chat with us calmly. He will talk to us about how to set goals, how to study, and encourage us to pursue our dreams. I can't deny that he has a very upright outlook on things. If he does something wrong, he does something wrong. But as long as it doesn't break the law, he can just change it. He doesn't dare to be who he is: he dares to loudly criticize classmates who don't listen in his public classes. If there is bullying in the class, he will pursue it to the end and will not bow down because of the other person's identity. Our class has indeed gradually developed in a good direction since he became our class teacher. He is rational and strict, but sometimes he still has the tenderness that is unique to science men. I don't like his character very much, but I am grateful to him and respect him. All responsible teachers in the world deserve respect and admiration.
So sweet, so sweet, so sweet, woo woo, it's all over
It's so sweet to me. It's so sweet to me.
It's so sweet to heaven and earth
Finished reading. Leave a comment and mark it.
Ahhhhh! You're so good at it! They knelt down on one knee right in the hall, it was so sweet, the two of them locked in each other, and it was all over, little cutie Mianmian~
Throw flowers! The story never ends
Throw flowers! The story never ends
After reading it, leave it as a souvenir.
So pretty, so sweet?