The Protagonist Spits Up Three Liters of Blood Every Day

Li Xiuyuan was just standing in line to be reincarnated when, by some freak twist of fate, he took the place of an immortal lord undergoing tribulation and became Mu Rong, the protagonist of a domineering cultivation novel. It was supposed to be a face-slapping story where the protagonist was invincible, but Li Xiuyuan soon discovered the cruel truth: The protagonist's cabinet full of peerless cultivation techniques? Those came with the immortal lord. He got none. The protagonist's heaven-defying natal treasure? That came with the immortal lord too. He got none. In an age where everyone seemed to have a cheat, his only skill was spitting blood. He'd cough up a pint with every step, spit three pounds into the wind, and eventually got used to it. Luckily, his blood wasn't wasted. He successfully conned the little BOSS, Rong Yi, into sticking by his side. But why was this little BOSS, who'd originally chased the protagonist from the lower realm all the way to the Celestial Realm, only capable of digging up ginseng when he was around him? Bro, ginseng can't stop bleeding! The gong's skills: Turn the tables at death's door, take the enemy down with him, and still be able to fight ten more. The shou's skills: Play weak, escape by spitting blood, and take 365 days off every year. A tenacious, persistent gong X a calm, composed, blood-spitting shou. Lighthearted. The cover is Mu Rong's character design. Thanks to the artist @Qian Lanxue for drawing it. The author's completed works: False Demon: A story about attacking and receiving yourself after surviving a tribulation The Ghost Groom: A cold, marriage-phobic assassin gong X an eccentric ghost shou The Protagonist Makes Everyone Keep Their Distance: A chaotic transmigration-into-a-book story, with a mischievous immortal lord gong X a sensitive, catlike writer shou My Disciple Just Won't Take His Medicine: A devoted fan disciple gong X a wooden shou with an unconventional way of thinking Old Hand How Do Two Rich Guys Fall in Love? Currently serializing: Young Master Bai Please add my upcoming works to your favorites: My Potato Server Author's Weibo: @TheHotpotStorytellerUnderTheOverpass Theme: