After the Idle Rich Heir Turned Over His System

[Lazy bottom × goofy, flirty top. A fun, silly story. See the reading guide at the end. Please add my upcoming novel, I Turned the Dragon-Slaying Protagonist into a Goofball, to your reading list~] Yu Qi transmigrated into a book, becoming the foil to the beloved protagonist of a harem danmei novel: a vicious supporting character who had nothing going for him except his looks. Yu Qi: “.” Whatever. As long as I'm alive. System: “Dear reader! You need to fulfill the original owner's dying wish and become a top-tier star in the entertainment industry!” Yu Qi: “.” Can't be bothered. What does that have to do with me? System: “Dear reader! If you quit the entertainment industry now, you'll be erased!” Yu Qi: “?” System: “Dear reader! Don't lose heart. Complete your goal and you can get all sorts of rewards! Look, here's a permanent skin-whitening injection from the future, a beauty filter buff, background music that plays whenever you make an entrance, and a height-boosting drug with no side effects!” Yu Qi: “Do you have a brain implant? A flying car? A laser gun? A spaceship?” System: “???” Yu Qi had just entered the entertainment industry. His scum top of a fiancé looked down on him, his manager threatened to blacklist him, and even the role he'd struggled so hard to land was stolen by a fake young master. As everyone mocked him, Yu Qi lazily yawned, turned around, and headed for the Imperial Academy of Sciences. Not long after, the empire's technology advanced by leaps and bounds, making it the world's leading power! People from other factions went crazy! “Did you cheat or something?!” The empire's top officials smiled. “No cheats, but we do have a superstar.” Meanwhile, Yu Qi was thriving in the entertainment industry, getting everything he wanted, humiliating the fake young master, crushing the scumbag, and winning even while lying down. A bunch of jealous haters couldn't help but envy him. “He's just lucky!” True. When the empire is backing you, how could you not be lucky? Oh, and while solving his career problems, he also happened to find a solution to his love life. But why is this husband of his such a goofball?! A stunningly beautiful, lazy, goofy bottom who always takes the outrageous route × a goofy, shameless top Reading Guide: 1. Entirely fictional setting, where same-sex marriage is legal. Please don't compare it to real life. 2. The top and bottom only have each other from beginning to end. It's a wish-fulfillment story with no angst, and the romance is sweet, sweet, sweet! No secondary couples. 3. Overall, the story focuses more on the entertainment industry and the couple's interactions. The scope is small, and the pacing may be slow. It includes stories within the story, and there's less about technological progress early on. 4. The protagonist really is a lazy fish, a champion at winning while lying down, and the top really is ridiculously goofy. 5. The writing is elementary-school level, there are lots of cannon fodder characters, everyone's a bit dim, and the plot doesn't make much sense. It's all just for fun. 6. If you want to accuse the story of plagiarism in the comments, bring receipts. No receipts, no accusations. No baseless claims. 7. This is really not a drill. Please only read if you're okay with everything above. If it's not your thing, just close the page. I hope you find something you enjoy. Let's keep things civil online. Thank you so much, hehe. My new novel is out! Please add I Conquered the Cultivation World with Goofiness to your reading list. Yan Buye transmigrated. He became the lovesick male lead of an angst-heavy romance novel. Four scumbags take turns torturing him in body and mind. They force him to have his spiritual roots dug out, then offer up his body, and after a few chapters of an utterly damnable redemption arc, it all ends in a “sweet” happy ending! Yan Buye: “I know this plot. It's about making the scumbags pay…” System: [No. Your mission is to play out the whole story.] Yan Buye: “…” He had ten thousand curses he wanted to hurl at it! Whoever wants to follow this angst novel's script can do it. He sure won't. Yan Buye chose to be a goofball! Mission 1: Make Scumbag No. 1 hate you. Yan Buye: Three bricks to the head, and even the Jade Emperor would hate me. Mission 2: Put out Scumbag No. 2's fire with precision. Yan Buye: Hello, everyone. I'll now demonstrate how to use a fire extinguisher. First, pick up the extinguisher… Putting out a fire physically still counts as putting out a fire. Mission 3: Make Scumbag No. 3 unable to forget you. Yan Buye: I heard you failed your tribulation. Sorry, I accidentally brought a lightning rod. Mission 4: Offer your body to Scumbag No. 4 so he can revive his lost love. Yan Buye: I can offer myself, but will he be moved? Scumbag: I wouldn't dare move a muscle… System: […] Why don't you get your husband to leave you alone? Leaving isn't an option. Yan Buye earned that immortal hottie himself by opening him out of a ring! But gradually, the immortal hottie's gaze seemed to grow a little strange…? A fiercely competitive, flirty, outrageous, goofy bottom × a cool, elegant, mercurial immortal top Theme: Make the world a better place