A Dating Show, but My Straight Childhood Friend and I Transmigrate Together!

[Dating show + two straight men turning each other gay + all kinds of romantic chaos. Let it build up!] Top-tier star and all-around entertainer Qiao Yiran x elite bodyguard Lu Jin. Two utterly straight childhood friends transmigrate into a melodramatic danmei dating-show novel and become the hated contrast contestants everyone online loves to mock.

The original Qiao Yiran is a coy, scheming pretty boy who gets caught sneaking a peek at the male lead's abs and is dragged across the trending searches.

The original Lu Jin is a greasy, self-important, dad-like pursuer who aggressively flirts with the male lead and gets roasted by the entire internet.

The two look at each other for three seconds, then lie down in their tent in unison. "Everyone dies eventually, but if we can put it off, let's put it off."

The two desperate straight men, focused on survival, completely change the show's vibe.

While the protagonist is fainting delicately in a downpour, Qiao Yiran is busking on the street to earn money.

While the four love interests fight over the protagonist, Lu Jin carries back an entire wild boar for dinner.

The saccharine romance between the protagonist and the male lead next door:

"Come cuddle, big bro~" "Sweetheart, you're so sweet~"

Their no-nonsense way of showing affection:

Qiao Yiran stuffs the hard-earned bread into Lu Jin's mouth. "Taste-test it."

Lu Jin scoops Qiao Yiran up with one hand to get him away from a crocodile. "Your legs are so short. Why the hell are you running?"

The live comments flood with messages: [Thanks for asking. We're enjoying a new kind of nuclear-level romance.]

Watching their popularity plummet, the protagonist and the male lead collapse. "What's wrong with viewers these days?!"

The newly crowned fan-favorite couple stare at each other in despair. "No, buddy, you really are straight, right?!"

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Making Silly Little Games on Livestream

[Blurb]

[The mighty from countless worlds share a stress-relief fidget toy. Live every night at 9 p.m.]

"The Interdimensional Livestream Platform would like to politely ask all the mighty, beautiful-but-tragic big shots: Have you been feeling stressed?"

"Ding! Our recommended gorgeous stress-relief streamer is now live!"

After the stressed-out big shots from countless worlds log on, the gorgeous streamer says nothing and simply keeps telling them to click the bottom left corner.

That's where the mindless stress-relief games he's just made are waiting. They do cost money, though.

The Demon King, sleepless for three days: "Ugh, whatever. I'll spend 500 gold coins on a screen-clearing power-up and have some fun!"

The Immortal Venerable, plagued by inner demons: "How interesting. So I have to release my stress to ascend to immortality?"

The interstellar commander, on the verge of a breakdown with the enemy right in front of him: "I'll kill, kill, kill! I'll spend, spend, spend! Great! Who cares about war? Can that enemy commander even make it to level 99?!"

The gorgeous streamer looks at the money coming in and breathes a sigh of relief.

Once the income from Straight Guy Match-Three and If You're My Bro, Come Win Me Over comes in, and he finishes Pick Up the Soap and Kill Some Zombies, he should have enough to... escape this place, right?

Yun Ji, a gorgeous game director, wakes up one day to find himself transmigrated to a lonely planet.

There's nothing here except monsters constantly trying to eat him alive. If he wants to survive, he has to rely on tips from the Interdimensional Livestream Room.

But the other streamers are way too competitive. Yun Ji can't sing, dance, do suggestive acts, call viewers "big brother," or battle other streamers. He can only make games and trim cow hooves (not really).

And he's very good at both.

The Interdimensional Livestream Platform's new top streamer is born.

After Yun Ji completes the platform's highest-level task, he unlocks a beta feature.

The big shots can now come from their original worlds to the lonely planet, and travel back and forth freely.

The lonely planet is suddenly packed with powerful big shots, all wanting to take Yun Ji away.

They look at one another, then each falls into thought.

Yun Ji: I'm feeling a little stressed now, buddy.

The big shots: Hmm, I do know a pretty good way to relieve stress. [Mischievous.jpg]

*This novel is also known as I'm Making a Cow-Hoof-Trimming Mini-Game to Help the Big Shots Relax and The Mighty from Countless Worlds Share a Stress-Relief Fidget Toy (not really).

Theme: Be diligent and optimistic, and live life to the fullest