Stop Trying to Make Me Leave the Group!

// Coming soon: My National Team Boy Band Is Debuting! Add it to your favorites~ Synopsis He Wei, a rookie singer buried in debt, was warmly invited to join a so-called “retirement boy band” as its lead vocalist. Not one member of the group was quite right in the head. The dance specialist practiced swordsmanship relentlessly every day, his mind on nothing else; the rapper held a scroll of Buddhist scriptures and rapped with a look of boundless compassion; the stunt specialist would suddenly roar every now and then and hack furiously at thin air. Lead vocalist He Wei: “...I’m suddenly not sure what my role is supposed to be.” The cool-headed dance captain said flatly, “Just work out.” He Wei: ? It wasn’t until their manager lined them up for their first livestream variety show that an excited He Wei entered a haunted house and realized he’d been duped. It turned out their group was made up entirely of exorcists! And he’d been recruited to boost their numbers because he had the rarest ghost-attracting constitution in a thousand years!!! Staring at the terrifying scene, He Wei asked with a tremble, “A-am I going to die?” The cold-faced dance captain cleaved a demon in two with one stroke, shielding He Wei from the bloodshed as he stood in front of him and said calmly, “I’ll protect you.” The rapper, usually radiant with Buddha’s light, suddenly grew agitated and recited a spell at top speed to soothe him. “Don’t be afraid. I’m here.” The stunt specialist, who could knock out anyone with a single punch, roared furiously and spat a mouthful of fire. “You dare lay a finger on someone under my protection?!” He Wei: “...” Thanks for the offer. From now on, I’ll work out with the captain every day. The comments flooded the screen. Everyone was shipping them like crazy! With He Wei’s arrival, the retirement boy band, which had only wanted to coast along, suddenly saw its performance soar. They not only secured the top spot on the global exorcist rankings, but also became a breakout sensation. * One night, Ye Yintang told He Wei ghost stories to help him build up his courage. When he reached the part about an exceptionally powerful exorcist defeating an evil spirit, he suddenly got stuck. He Wei naturally picked up the story and carried on. ++ Ye Yintang grew puzzled. “How do you know that?” He Wei (innocently): “I saw my grandpa do that with my own eyes when I was little.” Ye Yintang fell silent for a moment, then counted back through He Wei’s generations. No, he couldn’t tell him. Otherwise, he’d be “betraying his own teacher and ancestors.” One-on-one romance within the group + no lying to fans Beloved, ghost-attracting, prodigiously gifted lead vocalist He Wei (bottom) vs. scheming, ice-cold exorcist from a hereditary exorcist family, dance captain (top) * The variety show starts with the Graveyard Wonder House. * The protagonist grows stronger as the story goes on, and pretty fast... probably? * It shouldn’t... be... too scary, right? The author is afraid of losing sleep too, QAQ. * Some of the occult lore is made up by this silly pigeon author, so please don’t scrutinize it. Coming soon My National Team Boy Band Is Debuting! [Synopsis] Qiao Huan’s internship assignment in his senior year at police academy was to go undercover at an entertainment company and gather evidence that its parent company was evading taxes, exploiting its employees, colluding with foreign forces, and more. To the outside world, he was a lazy trainee who spent every day doing nothing and had no hope of debuting. However... his roommates were even weirder than he was. Roommate Number One ran five kilometers every day with a weighted pack, getting fit rain or shine. Roommate Number Two sprang into action at the sound of reveille and folded his blanket into a shape neater than a block of tofu. Roommate Number Three coded all day, and every so often Alipay would announce, “500,000 yuan received.” Not one of them wanted to be famous. How was that normal? Only after they somehow debuted as a group did Qiao Huan discover that their band was made up entirely of undercover agents! The principal: “Well, isn’t that a coincidence? The military academy, the armed police academy, and the national defense science and technology university all sent students to intern at this company too. Hehe.” The trash company: “Ha! Do I even deserve this? I might as well just go bankrupt.” As undercover agents, they really didn’t want to become famous. On a crime-solving variety show, they used their extensive theoretical knowledge to point out loopholes in the program from every angle and share everyday safety tips. The audience: “Wow, I learned so much!” On an outdoor variety show, they deliberately stayed away from the cameras, took on all the dirty, exhausting work, and promoted the protection of wild plants and animals along the way. The audience: “This group is so wholesome and unpretentious!” On a music show, they politely declined to sing a suggestive hit and instead improvised a song about the National Anti-Fraud App. The audience: “The guys are so uplifting!” Scandals kept cropping up in the entertainment industry, but no one could find a single flaw in this boy band. Every member was said to be a model citizen, and they could never possibly fall from grace. The principals: “Thank you for your outstanding contributions to ideological and cultural development. Here are your delayed graduation certificates. Keep it up!” The band members: “We really don’t want to be famous anymore. [Tired smile.jpg]” Theme: Stay positive and live life optimistically