The Tool Man Does Whatever He Wants [Quick Transmigration]

[Blurb]: Xie Wujiu gets bound to a Best Tool Person System. To earn energy, the System earnestly explains everything to him: 1. Our mission is to devote ourselves diligently to the protagonist. 2. Our goal is to worship the protagonist at every opportunity. 3. Most importantly, we absolutely must not stray from the plot! Don't cause trouble! Xie Wujiu answers with a perfectly serious expression, "No problem. I get it. I'm the best at following the plot." As for causing trouble... There's no way I'm not going to cause trouble. Tentative worlds: 1. A director in the entertainment industry who showers the female lead with money and resources He toils tirelessly, doing everything he can to make the female lead a Best Actress, only to end up scorned by everyone and burdened with a terrible reputation. #First he gives the female lead a white-lotus role to play herself# #Then he provides evidence that leaves the male lead with a broken leg# #A fine upstanding citizen of our socialist society, that's me# 2. The eldest brother in an imperial examination story who works himself to death supporting his younger brother's studies He works hard without complaint, laboring in the fields day and night to support his younger brother's exam preparations. But just before his brother passes the exams, he drops dead in the fields from sheer exhaustion. #Working myself to death? Not a chance# #I'm just an emotionless, lazy fish# [Reading Guide]: #The male lead is crazy, completely unhinged, and only knows how to cause trouble# #The author's logic is a mess. It's a face-slapping power fantasy, so just enjoy the ride!# Upcoming novel: "The Cannon Fodder Lives to a Ripe Old Age [Quick Transmigration]" Blurb: To turn villains into cruel, crazy, ruthless people who stop at nothing, their loved ones are always sacrificed early, leaving them with miserable childhoods. Shi Yu was supposed to retire, but accidentally got bound to a Child-Raising System and became the guardian of one cannon fodder after another, all destined to die young: ... It's fine. Good people don't live long, but calamities last a thousand years. He can manage. Tentative worlds: 1. The twin sisters from a tale of a cat being switched for the crown prince After she returns, her father dies of anger, her brother falls to his death, and her birth mother sees her as a bringer of bad luck. She ends up a plaything in the political arena, bullied by everyone. #Did the frail young nobleman fall to his death?# #Shi Yu: Not only did he survive, he also confined his wicked stepmother to the back courtyard and kicked the fake "crown prince" out of the house# 2. The delinquent boy from a school story His birth mother died young, and his birth father only cares about the company. To get his father's attention, he skips class, gets into fights, and bullies others. #Did the cold-hearted CEO fake his death after a car crash?# #Shi Yu: Not only did he survive, he also bought ten sets of exam prep books# 3. The wicked female supporting character in a lucky koi story No one cared for her or loved her as a child. Poisoned by the idea that boys are more valuable than girls, she lost all her dignity and eagerly groveled before the so-called male lead. #Did her chain-smoking father drink himself to death?# #Shi Yu: Not only did he survive, he also took his daughter along to learn what real luck and an easy win look like# 4. The crown prince feared by those around him in a political intrigue story Shi Yu: At an age when I should be retiring, why not become the retired emperor? Sounds great. To be continued... [Reading Guide]: 1. Taking down scum and raising kids: this is a story of redemption through family love. 2. The male lead's golden finger is super powerful. The original characters aren't necessarily good people! 3. The author's logic is a mess. It's a brainless power fantasy from start to finish, so don't think too hard while reading. If you don't like it, please don't flame the author. A little promotion: "The Villain Returns in Triumph [Quick Transmigration]" "The Cannon Fodder Lives to a Ripe Old Age [Quick Transmigration]" "The Big Shot Tears Up the Female Supporting Character's Script [Quick Transmigration]" There are completed no-romance novels on my homepage too. If you're interested, go take a look! Theme: Be the best version of yourself in every life.