I Cracked After Becoming a System

Everyone else who was picked up by the quick transmigration bureau became an excellent mission agent. Yan Xia, on the other hand... became a System. Without the five senses, life as a System was utterly dull. After completing two missions with his partner, the bureau finally began developing a feature that would give Systems human forms. Desperate to be human again, Yan Xia dragged his partner along and jumped right in, ignoring the staff's warning that the feature was still unstable. World One: The Entertainment Industry On a family variety show, the other kids were playing and making mud pies in the morning. Yan Xia, whose simulated form was a child, was doing nonstop 360-degree backflips, spins, and leaps in a corner of the courtyard. The audience and the other guests: "!!!" What kind of martial arts prodigy is this?! Meanwhile, Yan Xia was screaming internally: Help me! Help me! Help me... I can't freaking stop! His partner, who'd gotten up late: "..." World Two: The Cultivation World In a cave, Yan Xia, simulated as a strapping man, was unleashing one powerful move after another at a berserk beast. At the crucial moment... His head fell off! Still intent on unleashing his big moves, Yan Xia picked up his head, stuck it back on, and immediately continued. Then... The berserk beast ran away. As it fled, it shouted, "Mom, there's a monster here!" World Three: The Seventies On a country road, Yan Xia was riding a tractor with seeds for new crops on his way to the city for research, enjoying the gentle breeze. Then... All his hair suddenly blew away, leaving a bald head brighter than the sun. The villagers traveling with him: "..." This kid... seems pretty clever too. A lighthearted slice-of-life story with little in the way of logic. Upcoming novel: Back to the Millennium: Starting Out as a Child Star. Check it out in my author profile! Cheng Yao graduated from an acting academy and was handsome. His classmates and teachers all said he'd surely become a star one day. In reality, he'd spent ten years in the industry without even reaching a hundred thousand followers. He was constantly thwarted by one twist of fate after another. Including, but not limited to... A major production came to his school to cast roles, but he missed the audition because of an injury. He filmed a pretty good drama, but its release was postponed. By the time it was finally scheduled, the lead actor had become a disgraced celebrity embroiled in legal trouble. Things like that had happened so often that Cheng Yao had grown numb to them. His friend said he was always one step behind on the road to stardom. Cheng Yao thought that wasn't entirely true, because being one step behind had also brought his life to an abrupt end. Who could have guessed that he would step on a broken manhole cover while chasing a bus? He missed the bus and fell into the hole, dying from the fall. When Cheng Yao opened his eyes again, he found himself back in his childhood. So young that he was only two years old. Cheng Yao looked down at his toddler's body. After a moment of bewilderment, he felt nothing but satisfaction. Great, his little legs can already walk. He'd start walking right now. This time, he wouldn't keep falling one step behind! In the new millennium, the entertainment industry developed rapidly. Cheng Yao kept pace with the times, going from small theaters to the big screen, and step by step, he made his own way to stardom. Theme: Work hard at being a person.