Do Not Disturb My Ascension [Quick Transmigration]

[My next novel, Fall for Me, is coming soon. See the author’s profile for the blurb.] Si Ruochen keeps transmigrating into different worlds as a short-lived cannon-fodder character. He rises with the wind, soaring ninety thousand miles into the sky, leaving the male and female leads behind to choke on his dust... As long as I level up fast enough, the melodramatic plot can never catch me. World One: The Young Master (Urban) Everyone knows that Mr. Si, the richest man in City A, has a powerful family and a thriving business. His only son, still very young, is obsessed with having fun and is a complete good-for-nothing. Whenever someone mentions another family’s bright, studious child, Mr. Si goes as silent as a stone. Until one day, Mr. Si and several business partners run into the infamous “young master” at a golf course. “Why don’t you take a few swings? It’s fine if you can’t play. We uncles will teach you.” Everyone is very kind, eager to see just how useless the young master is, and secretly looking forward to watching Mr. Si lose his composure. The boy swings casually a few times, and every shot goes straight into the hole. Carefree and languid, he makes his dazzling appearance, then strolls away lazily. “Sorry to disappoint.” At first, everyone thinks it’s a fluke. But soon, people keep spotting him at archery ranges, racetracks, and all kinds of other places, where he outclasses everyone. Mr. Si goes from avoiding the subject to actively inviting people on outings, patiently explaining, “He hasn’t been running wild lately, so don’t worry. You won’t run into him.” Then he hears that prestigious universities nearly came to blows over a student they were fighting to recruit: the city’s top gaokao scorer, the young master who supposedly hadn’t been running wild lately. World Two: The Dragon in the Well (Modern, Spiritual Qi Revival) Plants and animals mutate, and monsters and demons descend upon the world. An old Taoist who firmly believes he can fish up an auspicious beast drops his hook into a well every day. After having his horns snagged day after day, Si Ruochen finally loses patience, grabs the fishing line, and turns the tables. World Three: The Frail White Moonlight (Cultivation, Fourth Catastrophe) To save someone, the junior uncle loses all his cultivation and is left riddled with injuries and illness. The players all think he’s just a background character. But every one of his stats is listed as [???]. Something’s clearly up with those numbers, so they decide to raise his favorability first! No matter how much they suck up to the junior uncle, all they can raise is their [Confusion]. And when [Confusion] exceeds 100, the junior uncle gives them medicine to cure their brains. Players: The junior uncle gave me medicine? How nice! I’m in! The frail junior uncle, Si Ruochen, watches the players kowtow furiously in front of him, and his Confusion level rises again. World Four: The Big-Headed Tyrant and the Tiny Prince (Body-Shrinking) Si Ruochen transmigrates into the body of a three-year-old prince. His birth mother died young, he is neglected, and he nearly dies of illness. His tyrant father is busy with state affairs, but when he hears the little prince is gravely ill, he rushes over to see him one last time. After that day, strange things begin to happen! During the day, the little prince shrinks to three inches tall. His tyrant father has no choice but to hide the little tyke in his sleeve and take him to court, worrying about him every moment. At night, it’s the tyrant father’s turn to shrink. The little prince gives him his tiny bed and tries his very best to cover for him. The other princes are so jealous they could cry: Why does Father dote on my little brother so much?! Reading Guide: ① No romance | Silly everyday antics | A universally adored protagonist | Daily updates ② An indifferent(?) male lead who shines on his own (The author’s style is always pretty silly, so he might not stay indifferent all the way through _(:菜"∠)_) ③ This is a fictional setting, and everything serves the plot. Please don’t compare it to real life. No-romance upcoming novel: My Evil God Father Luo Ning is a tiny little child with a grandfather who loves him. Before he even understood what parents were, his grandfather, Luo En, found a filthy octopus plushie in a trash can, washed it, and put it in the child’s bed. At the time, the Evil God had only just descended upon this world. Having recently eaten several humans who had offended Him, He decided to wait until this innocent human child grew a little older before eating him. However, little Luo Ning knew nothing about the octopus plushie. He grabbed one of its black tentacles, slowly brought it to his mouth, and gave it a few happy chomps. The Evil God: Is this human child being a little too disrespectful? As He hesitated over whether to eat the little snack early, a warm, soft child smelling of milk suddenly tumbled into His arms. “Daddy...” The child’s clear, black eyes were full of foolish kindness and innocent affection as he hugged the octopus toy without a trace of wariness. The Evil God decided to raise him a little longer. To that end, the tentacles slapped the man-eater crawling up through the sewers in search of human babies back where it came from; the burglar who broke in at midnight and tried to take the child away was made to stay here forever; and when Grandpa came home too late and the hungry child started crying, the octopus plushie used its tentacles to pick up the milk bottle beside the bed... * Grandpa was getting old. The only thing he couldn’t stop worrying about was his adopted grandson, Luo Ning. Ning was the best, cutest, and most considerate baby in the world. “If only your dad were home. He’d definitely take good care of you...” Grandpa thought of his missing son and sighed heavily. “Daddy, Daddy!” Little Ning picked up the octopus plushie and motioned for Grandpa to look. “This is Daddy?” Grandpa patted the child’s head. “Daddy!” Little Ning declared with absolute certainty. “Ah...” Grandpa sighed even more heavily. “Ah...” Little Ning sighed too, hugging the octopus plushie. The octopus plushie patted them both on the shoulder to comfort them. Grandpa: ??? Child: Daddy! Later, the son of the Luo family, who had been away from home for years, opened the door and came back. He found “himself” enjoying a happy family life with his son and elderly father. The Evil God: I didn’t come here to break up this family. I’ve already managed to join it! The child: Daddy may be a big, black octopus, but he’s so soft to hug, and his tentacles can do lots of things at once! When I grow up, I want to be an awesome big octopus like Daddy! The Evil God father patted his child. That might be a little difficult. But no matter. They’d find a way. *Recommended, completed boys’ love novel by a friend: I Accidentally Made My Top Alpha Mortal Enemy Fall for Me / Yitu Houfang One-line pitch: Cloning yourself is fun until you have to win your lover back. *Recommended no-romance male-lead novel by a friend, 2 million characters: Mirror Taboo / Wangsheng Que Supernatural horror, infinite loop One-line pitch: Whether you go forward or backward, it’s hell. Theme: In adversity, follow the light.