The World After Waking Up Is So Hard

Shi Xi is a ginseng fruit tree. After his entire clan was eaten, he timidly found a divine artifact called Shadow Escape and went to sleep. When he opened his eyes again, ten thousand years had passed. The outside world had endured all kinds of pollution, and spiritual energy had become incredibly scarce. As a natural tonic, Shi Xi instantly became a favorite among the demons. After all, one bite could grant a thousand years of cultivation. Some greedy demons waited for their chance to strike, only to find Shi Xi with his eyes squeezed shut, knocking them down one by one, then two at a time. Shi Xi: "This world is so scary. I can't survive here!" The demons lying injured on the ground: "..." Little brother, what are you playing at, acting all helpless? Later, Shi Xi heard that a mighty divine beast was now the leader of the demon realm. He seemed to have found a way to survive. Divine beast = lives as long as heaven and earth = doesn't need to replenish its strength with him = won't eat him! Shi Xi swayed the fruit on his head. "Here! Take my fruit, and you'll be my boss! You have to protect me!" Later still, Shi Xi lay in bed, shedding tears of regret. "Sob! He still ate me!" A seemingly frail, soft, and adorable bottom who thinks he's weak VS a fiercely protective, stingy top The following story is in the works. Please add it to your collection, I beg you~ Your author is rolling around on the floor here... "Seriously Sick, You're the Only One Who Can Save Me" Shi Yu was frail and sickly for over a decade. Then he transmigrated into a book, only to remain... frail and sickly. Shi Yu clutched his heart, which had nearly stopped, and uttered the name of a plant... Damn it!!! As he sent the heavens a full-circle, indiscriminate curse on their entire family, a little thing appeared. System: "See him? That's your target. Win him over, and you'll live to ninety-nine!" Shi Yu's eyes instantly sparkled. A new dad! Please save your little brother's life! Little Scene 1: Their First Meeting System: "This is a male-lead novel. One day, he'll be even richer than your dad." Transmigrated as the son of the richest man, Shi Yu didn't quite get it, but his eyes clearly said, "Amazing!" So he blurted out three words to his new deskmate: "Dad, it's you!" The other students: "???" The new student wasn't just in poor health, he seemed to have something seriously wrong with his head, too. Little Scene 2: Tutoring Qi Sui: "Odd functions change, even functions don't; check the quadrant for the sign." Shi Yu opened the book: "Odd functions change, even functions don't; check the quadrant for the sign." He closed the book: "Take a walk after meals and live to ninety-nine." Qi Sui: "..." Shi Yu looked innocent. "You might not believe me, but my brain just stopped working." Little Scene 3: A Fight Qi Sui looked at the battered group, a hint of anger on his stern face. "I'll go buy medicine." Shi Yu grabbed him, giving him an ingratiating look. "Why would I need medicine when I have you~" His equally battered friends: "???" Love makes you see a beauty in your beloved. What does a deskmate see... a pharmacist? Their titanium-alloy dog eyes were about to go blind from all the sweetness! A frail, sickly, carefree, lively bottom VS a cold and aloof, warm-hearted, secretly flirtatious top Theme: Life may be long, but every day is worth looking forward to