I Really Just Want to Enjoy My Retirement

Check out my profile for upcoming works: After Becoming a System, I Cracked Up and Something's Not Right About This Entertainment Industry. Blurb: When Fu Zishan discovered that he'd landed in a pigsty, he realized things had gotten serious. He had finally completed his last mission in the quick transmigration worlds. He shouldn't have, but he handed the task of choosing his retirement destination to that unreliable System. Fu Zishan: "So this is the life of eating and sleeping you told me about?" The System fidgeted nervously. "I... I mean, doesn't it count?" "Heh." It's getting cold. Let's kill a System for warmth. While filming in the countryside, a production crew captured a strange sight. A young man was sitting in the courtyard, eating steak with a fork in his left hand and a knife in his right, and drinking red wine. In the corner, a golden retriever was standing on a washboard... doing laundry??? After the show aired, it sparked widespread discussion. Fu Zishan looked at the trending topics, then at the dog. "You're famous. Go out and make money to support me." System: "???" I'm really not a dog, and you really are heartless!!! Later, the man and the System made their way further and further through the entertainment industry. A video of Fu Zishan being interviewed went viral. Host: "What direction are you planning to take your career in next?" Fu Zishan: "I'm planning to retire and enjoy my golden years." Fans: "!!!" No! We won't allow it! We beg you, big brother, please give us more content!!! Fu Zishan: "..." He really just wanted to retire and enjoy his golden years. Check out my profile for upcoming works! Something's Not Right About This Entertainment Industry The ten generals and hundred thousand ghost soldiers who served beneath the Ghost Kings of past eras commanded the power to swallow mountains and rivers and destroy the world with a wave of their hands. When Shi Luo woke up, he looked at the empty mountaintop and the vanished soldiers and generals... ??? Something was wrong. He must have woken up in the wrong position! After going back to sleep and waking again, Shi Luo discovered that even the empty mountaintop was gone! Instead, he had possessed a minor character in a story. - The minor character had made his debut with a tragic backstory, only to squander a great hand and create trouble until even his company was ready to give up on him. Shi Luo possessed him just as rumors about the original body were flying everywhere. ??? This wasn't the mountaintop he wanted! After some time, Shi Luo realized that although his mountaintop was gone, his ghost generals were still around!! - Netizens noticed that the young artist, who had recently loved courting disaster, had stopped doing so. Meanwhile, the entertainment industry's direction was gradually becoming strange... Why were two top-tier stars clinging to Shi Luo's leg and sobbing their hearts out? Why was the usually cold-hearted business tycoon smiling benevolently at Shi Luo? Why was an elderly couple of artists, childless for many years, declaring that they wanted to adopt Shi Luo as their godson? Worried netizens: Have you all been cursed? Get a grip! Is there no master around to perform an exorcism? Something's wrong with the entertainment industry! At that moment, the masters of metaphysics were huddled together, trembling and kneeling before their ancestral shrines. "Please, ancestors, give us guidance. Give us a way out! Why does a human being have such a terrifying aura?!" Ancestors: "We're already in the ground. Don't drag us into this!" A heartwarming story about goofing around in the entertainment industry and collecting little ghosts along the way. Theme: Gold shines wherever it is.