I Have Many Secret Identities

[Main story complete. Anti-piracy ratio: 50%] Next upcoming novel: The Sword Collector's Diary. Blurb at the very bottom. --Blurb for this novel-- This novel will go VIP on July 29, with 10,000 words released that day. [Warning: My writing is poor, and the characters may go out of character. They may go out of character. They may go out of character. Important things deserve to be said three times, so read at your own risk!! Please don't flame me, thanks!! Also, this is a slice-of-life novel full of daydreams. Don't think too hard. There's no plot, no plot, no plot! The characters belong to the original authors; any OOC is my doing. If you argue with me, you're right!] Sakurami Yukine is a big name in the cosplay world. They say the characters he cosplays are so lifelike that every performance leaves the audience practically crying their eyes out! His fellow club members both love and hate him, until one day, the guy who had been living life to the fullest was finally too much for Heaven to tolerate, and he transmigrated! Sakurami Yukine: Well, thank you so much! :) Cosplay list: Black Ran, with lower legs missing and confined to a wheelchair (complete) Black Dazai, with innate healing powers (complete) The tragic and beautiful Boss Dazai (complete) Black Atsushi, insecure and sensitive (complete) Chuya with social anxiety disorder (complete) Gender-swapped Oda Sakunosuke from the IF route (complete) Child Akutagawa, kept as a caged songbird (complete) Miss Fukuzawa, suffering from severe poisoning (complete) Miss Mori, half-blind (complete) Miss Hibari, the Cloud Guardian, blind (complete) The fragile and harmless Mist Guardian (complete) 27, deprived of all five senses (complete) Shiro-chan, shy and introverted (complete) Mikazuki, brainwashed into being a puppet (complete) Tsurumaru, a frightened bird terrified of other people (complete) Miss Gojo, the world's strongest cursed spirit (complete) Miss Geto, an ordinary top student in the IF route (complete) Miss Inumaki, with a cursed speech mutation (complete) Gender-swapped Itadori (complete) #Many original character settings. Don't read if that's not your thing. #Timeline is all over the place. #Severe OOC warning. #Medium-to-long novel, with a little angst. #Slice-of-life full of daydreams. Next upcoming novel: The Sword Collector's Diary Also known as: The lonely Saniwa is still out collecting swords today Ikeno Seiryu is a Saniwa with explosive combat prowess and powerful spiritual energy. Yet he doesn't have a single sword. Yes, you heard that right. He doesn't have a single one, not even a starter sword. This is ridiculous. :) One day, unable to bear the loneliness any longer, he went straight to the battlefield to try his luck, and ended up finding a sword with bone horns and a bony tail. Ikeno Seiryu was overjoyed and ran off carrying the unconscious sword. He had a sword now!! (cat's ecstatic.jpg) The unconscious sword: ??? A sword was just stolen in broad daylight! P.S. The protagonist is nonhuman, so they can be male or female. Don't read if that's not your thing. Also, all sorts of character deaths will be undone, such as the five Sakura petals in Detective Conan, Dazai's death in Bungo Stray Dogs, and everyone surviving in Jujutsu Kaisen. Reader's guide: #All the swords he collects are corrupted swords. #No complicated plot, just a slow-paced daily life. #Severe OOC warning, with many original character settings. #A chaotic timeline with heavily altered secondary settings. #All Saniwa relationships are familial. #Pairing: 270 Theme: May everyone in the world be treated gently by the world.