The Literary Master's Secret Identity Got Mixed Up!

[The entire novel is complete!! Please support the official version on Jinjiang~ Many thanks to all the sweethearts who keep the author fed!] [The blurb for the upcoming novel The Literary Masters, Make Your Debut! is at the very bottom.] After Ueno Chuan Zhu dies, he signs a work contract with the Two-Dimensional Transmigration Bureau. He's responsible for correcting the plot of the parallel worlds in Bungo Stray Dogs that have gone wrong. As a result, his secret identity System is based on the literary figures in that series. But on his first day at work, Ueno Chuan Zhu realizes something is wrong. Who can tell him who this red-clad person in the mirror is, looking just like a cherry? He doesn't remember anyone like this in Bungo Stray Dogs. The System pops up to apologize: Sorry QAQ, I mixed up the secret identity pool. This one's from the neighboring Bungo and Alchemist. Since it's already been bound, it can't be changed. Ueno Chuan Zhu: Fine... They're all literary masters anyway. And so... In a world where a certain floppy-eared rabbit no longer respects Dazai, Cherry Dazai chases after Master Akutagawa with shining eyes. A now-normal floppy-eared rabbit passes behind them, his pupils shaking as he slowly collapses. "Mr. Dazai, please, you absolutely have to praise me!" In a world where a certain Dazai gets the Book but never becomes the boss, two Oda Saku talk happily in front of Dazai, while the Dazai forced to become boss hesitates to speak. "If Oda Saku was saved by another Oda Saku, why do I still have to become the boss?" In a world where Ranpo never meets the President and never establishes the Detective Agency, a prank-loving counterpart looks at Boss Mori, who raised Ranpo, and joins forces with another version of himself. "What's wrong with making parents go bald?" Ueno Chuan Zhu: Acting is so much fun. Work is such a joy. The System, repeatedly tormented by its Host's outrageous antics, has nothing to say: "..." * 1. Main world (complete) 2. Boss Dazai (complete, including the fish) 3. IF Black Ranpo (complete, including Detective Conan) 4. IF Runaway Armed Detective (complete) 5. Reversed allegiances: Armed Detective, Port Mafia, and Black Detective (complete) Other IF worlds (complete): everyone gender-swapped, I'm screaming, Military Police Mori, Black Ranpo's second run [Please note before reading] * The protagonist likes to have fun, with fun first and missions second. But he's extremely reliable, never messes up, and never gets exposed. (But the characters' intelligence is limited by the author's intelligence, so please be kind to this silly author. Muah! I'll probably write without thinking too hard.) * Regarding Bungo and Alchemist: It won't feature too many literary figures, mostly familiar characters. Their personalities are mainly based on the stage plays and anime, with some of my own interpretations based on game dialogue and real-life personalities. [My personal filter is very strong], and there are lots of original details. [Please don't connect them to the real world~] (The author wants to live, orz.) Here's an upcoming novel! The Literary Masters, Make Your Debut! (Derivative work, no romance) The Imperial Library, the Imperial Library, the Imperial Library has gone bankrupt! More than fifty literary masters in the entire library have all become unemployed after the Invasionists were wiped out! To get enough money to support an entire library as quickly as possible, the Librarian waves a hand: I can't afford to support all of you, so please make your debuts in the real world and support yourselves! This real world is a little strange. It has people with supernatural abilities, people who breathe fire, and ugly-as-sin curses, but no matter. The literary masters will just be ordinary idols! And so... A delinquent-school band featuring an adorable, sweet red-haired boy, a beautiful Osaka woman with long braided hair, a gloomy and disillusioned young man, and a Korean oppa with phenomenal cooking skills bursts onto the scene. Every concert sells out, with the venue packed to the rafters. Dazai, who happens to hear their name: Who? Who debuted? Who's singing? With the behind-the-scenes help of many friends and family, a naturally airheaded (and dark) darling of the group, a beautiful master, rises rapidly through the entertainment industry. His shows are broadcast on nearly every television in the country. Akutagawa of a certain Mafia: If I can reach that level, will Mr. Dazai be able to see me every day too?! Of course, besides idol-actors, the library also has master thieves and magicians, a journalist group controlling major media outlets, and a high-end bar and club owner... When people in the real world discover that these individuals all secretly belong to the same organization, they're shocked and go on alert, wondering what they could be after by infiltrating every walk of life. After sending people to investigate and infiltrate, and surviving what they believe was a near-death ordeal, they finally reach the heart of this dangerous organization. Then they see the organization's leader hugging gold bars in bed, sleeping with a silly smile and drooling. Librarian: Hehehe, money, so much money... Everyone: ... I recommend my friend Wu He Yu's Bungo and Alchemist story, Bungo's Cafeteria, for a good time eating and drinking! Theme: Don't let the world's malice affect you. Live happily and make yourself glad