There's No Way My Secret Identity Could Be Exposed

[Happy birthday, A Jiao! Celebrating with a giveaway. The winner will be announced on the 31st, my birthday.] [The second installment is in my profile: Today I Still Haven't Blown My Cover. My next book, When the Tiger Shifter Finds a Terrible Fanfic Script, is now open for preorders. Please add it to your reading list!] After getting tricked by Them, A Jiao has to travel to different worlds and play a person from each one without revealing his secret identity. And so... A Jiao as Ango: Even though I've lost my memory, there's no way I'm a fake. You're the fake one! Ango: ... Dark-Era Dazai: I hope another Osamu Dazai shows up too. Preferably a girl! A Jiao as Chuuya: I may only be eight, but I'm really not your son. Chuuya: Come drink your milk! Boss Dazai: Your son is so cute. A Jiao as Gin: Everyone believes I'm the real deal, but I'm actually a bottle of fake booze. Gin: Anyone could be fake! I'm definitely the real deal! I am! Little Detective Death God: I know what you're going through. Coming Soon 1 When the Tiger Shifter Finds a Terrible Fanfic Script Blurb 1 Young Atsushi finds a book and learns that one day he'll have a lover. They'll be deeply in love, and their life together will be full of sweetness and affection. At fourteen, the lonely orphan boy gathers his courage and decides to go find his future lover ahead of time. He doesn't know who his lover is, only that they're called Lop-Eared Rabbit Akutagawa and live in a city called Yokohama. Come to think of it, is Lop-Eared Rabbit their surname? That's a pretty strange surname! Lop-Eared Rabbit Akutagawa: ... Blurb 2 Akutagawa encounters a strange boy on a mission. The boy stares at him for a while, then suddenly calls out excitedly, “Akutagawa! Lop-Eared Rabbit Akutagawa!” “I finally found you!” “I'm your fiancé!” The subordinate beside him immediately turns to look. Akutagawa, furious: “You little bastard, you're asking to die!” Rashomon Blurb 3 A popular writer on a message board writes a steamy, slice-of-life fic about Akutagawa and Atsushi. It's extremely explicit, the characters are wildly out of character, and the plot is outrageous and painful to read. She even draws a cover for it, but on the very day she finishes, the message board swallows the book. In another world... An orphanage boy in solitary confinement finds a book and learns about his “future.” Years later, a kind Russian finally steals the legendary “Book” from the weretiger. He opens it and is instantly scandalized. Dostoevsky: This was a perfectly good book, and you used it to write this crap? Coming Soon 2 Who Am I in Mythology Today? After Xi Qiao dies, he gets a chance to be reborn. In exchange, he has to take on the secret identities of mythical figures from time to time to complete missions. And so... The passengers on yesterday's crashed plane see the Great Sage, wearing a purple-gold crown and armor, catch them with his somersault cloud and bring them safely to the ground. The day before yesterday, a coastal tsunami is captured by satellite as a little kid in a red bellyband uses a red sash to force the waves back. The day before that, torrential rain suddenly pours down over a high-temperature wildfire. When firefighters arrive, the blaze is already out, and they find a single scale at its center. Xi Qiao: That's right, all those secret identities are me! A little extra: Before Xi Qiao finishes his mission, nobody can discover the identities he's taken on. But one day, while wearing the Great Sage's guise, he runs into his childhood friend, who recognizes him at a glance. Xi Qiao: I'm doomed! I'm doomed! System: Don't panic. It's fine. Xi Qiao: I've blown my cover! System: You're only not allowed to let people discover your secret identity. Your childhood friend isn't human! Xi Qiao: ??? Includes the Little Wild Dog, the Little Detective Death God, the Monster Boy, and others. There may be a half-breed dog and a clam later on. [Reader's Guide] 1. A secret-identity story. No covers are blown throughout. Any out-of-character behavior is on me. Feel-good wish fulfillment, no angst, no romance. 2. I might hurt anyone but the protagonist. When the script fanatics hurt themselves, that doesn't count as me hurting them. 3. No upcoming works for now. I post less often every day before the book makes the charts. 4. If you drop the story, there's no need to tell me. Thanks _(:зゝ∠)_ Theme: Treat the world with kindness, and make up for every regret and sorrow