I'm Actually a Good Person

[Original title: I'm Not That Conan. New story alert: Ever Seen a Special Grade Cursed Spirit Play Tennis? →]

My name is Conan. Ke is my surname, and Nan is my given name. I'm a science nerd.

I transmigrated.

Before I mourned for Newton, I needed to figure out how to escape my one-hundred-percent incident magnetism and change my miserable fate of always becoming a suspect.

Later, I realized that science and math were completely pointless in this world. The literary world was my only way out.

After two and a half years of training, I became a Port Mafia executive with a Stand, the ability to use shadow clones, and a sideline as a famous web novelist.

Don't ask me what happened in between.

I've loved, I have no regrets, and I haven't been involved in group sex.

Conan: Even though I'm a yakuza, hailed by the industry as a criminal mastermind, and also a member of the Akatsuki and a special grade curse, I'm actually a good person.

The Grim Reaper Elementary School Detective: He's really not a bad person. He's just a little unlucky...

[Stand: Scarlet Revelations]

[Destructive Power A, Growth D, Precision B, Persistence B, Range C, Speed A]

[Ability: Half]

"Reveal, expose, enlighten"

Touch a living being to lock on to a target, then snap your fingers to split it in two according to its growth cycle. It will return to normal after a certain number of days.

Conan: Sounds grand and chuuni? In short, it's a multiple-birth machine.

Itachi / 5T5 / Dostoevsky / Ellipsis: I let my guard down. I couldn't dodge it.

P.S. Lots of headcanons. OOC warning.

* The main story is told in third person.

* The protagonist has Shinichi Kudo's ordinary-looking face and the worst possible incident-magnet constitution.

* Timeline: The Grim Reaper Little Detective is trying to guess Bourbon; the JO Du Wang Town arc is mentioned only briefly; Naruto's Konoha is in Year 57; the Bungo Stray Dogs Beast storyline was altered and takes place four years earlier; Jujutsu Kaisen is in October 2018.

* Pairing: Uchiha Itachi (Shh, don't ask why _(:"∠)_)

* Going premium on February 2 (Tuesday).

* No anti-piracy measures when switching worlds. Exclusively published on Jinjiang. Reposting is prohibited.

Screenshot taken October 7, 2020.

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