[Main story complete. 50% anti-theft rate.]
Next up: a new novel coming soon, Gender-Swapped Secret Identities in Progress. Its blurb is at the very bottom.
---Blurb---
[This novel will be published on April 3, with a 10,000-character update on release day.]
Also known as: The Lonely Auntie Is Still Out Picking Up Swords Today
Ikeno Kiyokiyo is an auntie with explosive combat power and immense spiritual strength.
And yet, he doesn't have a single sword.
That's right, you heard correctly: he doesn't have a single sword, not even a starter sword.
It's completely ridiculous. :)
One day, unable to stand being alone anymore, he went straight to the battlefield to try his luck, and ended up finding a sword with bone horns and a bone tail.
Ikeno Kiyokiyo was overjoyed and ran off carrying the unconscious sword.
He has a sword now!! (catlike joy.jpg)
The unconscious sword: ???
A blade has been snatched in broad daylight!
P.S. The protagonist's true form isn't human, so they can be male or female. Don't read if that's not your thing.
Also, I'm kicking out all sorts of character deaths, such as the five cherry blossoms from Detective Conan, Yatogami Tohsuke from Bungo Stray Dogs, and the entire Jujutsu Kaisen cast surviving.
A few things to know before reading:
# Slow burn, not fast-paced
# All the swords he picks up are corrupted swords
# No convoluted plot, just a gentle, everyday story that unfolds gradually
# The protagonist's combat strength is off the charts, and their golden finger is ridiculously powerful
# Treat this as light entertainment, please don't take it seriously
# My writing is limited, so feel free to drop the story without telling me if you can't get into it
# Severe OOC warning, with lots of personal headcanons
# The timeline is a complete mishmash, with heavily altered secondary settings
# Everyone's relationship is familial
# The pairing is 270
Next up: a new novel coming soon, Gender-Swapped Secret Identities in Progress
Jiye Youyu is an ordinary space-time temp worker. One day, she is accidentally chosen by the Main God and forcibly bound to System 001. She is sent to worlds everywhere to play all kinds of gender-swapped roles and collect fragments. The only downside is that people tend to read too much into things, because every move she makes gives off an aura of [beautiful, powerful, and tragic]... and most of all, [tragic].
Everyone imagining things: She's so tragic! So pitiful!
Jiye Youyu, the person they're imagining things about, lights a cigarette with a world-weary look: I'm tired. Let's just destroy everything.
Here is the list of secret identities:
Miss Dazai, with Tomie-like powers
Miss Nakahara
Miss Atsushi
Miss Ranpo
Miss Akutagawa
Miss Tomioka
Miss Rengoku
Miss Uzui
Miss Yuichiro
Miss Tanjiro
Miss Hyakkimaru
Rainbow Child Tsunahime
Miss Sada, imprisoned and modified
The shortened short sword Tsuruhime
Miss Lambo
Miss Gojo
Miss Geto
Miss Itadori
Miss Fushiguro
Miss Inumaki
Miss Okkotsu
Miss Naruto
Blond Sweetheart Robin Jay (in progress)
# Gacha-style roleplaying
# Appearance order is undecided
# Severe OOC warning
# Secret identities are never exposed
# No romance
Theme: Stay strong and keep striving, even in adversity.
Pre-collection of the next book "Sex Transformation Vest in Progress"
Yukino Yuu, an ordinary time and space worker. One day, she was inadvertently selected by the Lord God, and was forcibly bound to System 001. She went around the world to play various gender-transformed characters to collect fragments. The only bad thing was that she was easily fooled, because every move she made exuded the aura of "beautiful, strong and miserable"... The most important thing was "miserable".
Everyone was thinking: She is so miserable! So pitiful!
The person involved in the brainstorming, Yu Yu Yu, lit up his cigarette: I'm tired, let's destroy it.
The following is the list of vests:
Ms. Dazai with Tomie physique
Miss Chuya
Miss Dun
Miss Ranpo
Miss Akutagawa
Miss Tomioka
Miss Purgatory
Miss Yusui
There is Miss Ichiro
Miss Tanjiro
Miss Hyakkimaru
Rainbow Son Tsunahime
Zhenjiang who was imprisoned and transformed
The shortened tanto crane
Miss Rambo
Miss Gojo
Miss Xia You
Miss Knotweed
Miss Fushiguro
Miss Dog Roll
Miss Yigu
Miss Naruto
Blonde Sweetheart Robin Hood (ongoing)
#drawcardplay
#The order of appearance is uncertain
#seriousoocwarning
# Never fall off the horse
#cp
There are too many metaphors used, a lot of nonsense, and it feels like it is piled up with gorgeous rhetoric. A long paragraph of seemingly gorgeous but actually empty and meaningless stuff actually only talks about a little bit of content. If it weren't for the subject of swords and my interest in the plot, I really wouldn't be able to persevere.
"Five Heavens Enlightenment" caught the author a big bug~
Pre-collection of the next book "Sex Transformation Vest in Progress" Yukino Yuu, an ordinary time and space worker. One day, she was inadvertently selected by the Lord God, and was forcibly bound to System 001. She went around the world to play various gender-transformed characters to collect fragments. The only bad thing was that she was easily fooled, because every move she made exuded the aura of "beautiful, strong and miserable"... The most important thing was "miserable". Everyone was thinking: She is so miserable! So pitiful! The person involved in the brainstorming, Yu Yu Yu, lit up his cigarette: I'm tired, let's destroy it. The following is the list of vests: Ms. Dazai with Tomie physique Miss Chuya Miss Dun Miss Ranpo Miss Akutagawa Miss Tomioka Miss Purgatory Miss Yusui There is Miss Ichiro Miss Tanjiro Miss Hyakkimaru Rainbow Son Tsunahime Zhenjiang who was imprisoned and transformed The shortened tanto crane Miss Rambo Miss Gojo Miss Xia You Miss Knotweed Miss Fushiguro Miss Dog Roll Miss Yigu Miss Naruto Blonde Sweetheart Robin Hood (ongoing) #drawcardplay #The order of appearance is uncertain #seriousoocwarning # Never fall off the horse #cp
There are too many metaphors used, a lot of nonsense, and it feels like it is piled up with gorgeous rhetoric. A long paragraph of seemingly gorgeous but actually empty and meaningless stuff actually only talks about a little bit of content. If it weren't for the subject of swords and my interest in the plot, I really wouldn't be able to persevere.
"Five Heavens Enlightenment" caught the author a big bug~