The Sword Girl's Acting Manual

[Main story complete. 50% of the chapters are locked against piracy.] Next book up for pre-order: A Record of the Sword Blades I Picked Up as a Sani. The blurb is at the very bottom. --Blurb-- This book will go VIP on April 28, with a 10,000-word update that day. [Warning: The body the protagonist transmigrates into is female, so readers who mind should definitely steer clear. Also, this is a slice-of-life story full of dumb misunderstandings where everyone loses IQ points. There's barely any plot, so don't expect to have to think too hard.] Igarashi Ban is a famous cross-dresser and cosplay enthusiast. He loves dressing as women, so he often cosplays gender-swapped characters, much to the delight and exasperation of his friends! One day, while cosplaying the corrupted version of the lovely Kiyomitsu, he was lucky enough to transmigrate. He was attacked right from the start, but fortunately, a young man saved him. It's just that the boy standing in front of him looks awfully familiar... Holy crap! Isn't that Yamatonokami Yasusada?! And that whole group of blades behind him... Igarashi Ban: ...I'm suffocating. He was also forcibly carried back to the citadel. That's right, Yamatonokami Yasusada carried him back! Igarashi Ban: ...Help! They're stealing a blade in broad daylight! Under the pained and complicated gazes of all the blades, Igarashi Ban immediately shut down... Here is the list of lovely ladies he plays: The Kiyomitsu who shut herself away after losing her partner (complete) The male-dressed oiran Ran-chan, who hates all things cute (complete) The tigerless Yasusada, who lost her companion tiger (complete) The blind Mikazuki who has come to see everything as meaningless (complete) The one-legged Hakutsuru, imprisoned in a basement (complete) The self-harming Kogitsunemaru, who has fox ears and a fox tail (complete) The Narukami who lost her little fox and thinks life has no meaning (complete) The Ichigo who was brainwashed into believing she had no younger brother (complete) The Yagen on the brink of collapse, constantly trying to kill herself (complete) The Aizen who hates being touched by others (complete) The suspicious and distrustful Yamanbagiri (complete) The puppet Hasebe, who obeys the master absolutely (complete) The gloomy, emotionally fragile Hizamaru (complete) Things to know before reading: 1. All the blades' tragic backstories are just part of the script. Nothing actually happens to the protagonist. 2. During the transmigration, the protagonist will gradually be influenced by the secret identities in the scripts, so he may occasionally do things that don't fit his own character. 3. This is all about playing corrupted sword-girl characters. If that's not your thing, don't read. 4. If you want a story that sticks one hundred percent to the original, please click the top-left corner and leave. Fanfiction inevitably involves OOC. 5. This is basically a slice-of-life diary with no plot or brainteasers. 6. He'll only play some of the swords, not all of them. His brain can't handle that. 7. Fanfiction is all made up. It's just a story, so don't take it too seriously. If you do, you've already lost. # Tons of headcanon # A chaotic mix of timelines # Severe OOC warning # No romantic pairing Next book up for pre-order: A Sani's Diary of Picking Up Swords Also known as: The Lonely Sani Is Still Out Picking Up Blades Today Ikeno Seiryu is a sani with overwhelming strength and powerful spiritual energy. And yet, he doesn't have a single sword. That's right, you heard correctly. He doesn't have one sword, not even a starter sword. This is ridiculous. :) One day, unable to stand being alone anymore, he went straight to the battlefield to try his luck. There, he picked up a sword with bone horns and a bone tail. Ikeno Seiryu was overjoyed. He picked up the unconscious sword and ran off with him. He has a sword now!! (Cat joy.jpg) The unconscious sword: ??? They're stealing a blade in broad daylight! P.S. The protagonist is nonhuman, so they can be male or female. If that bothers you, don't read. Also, all sorts of tragic endings will be overturned, such as the five Sakura in Detective Conan, Katananosuke in Bungou Stray Dogs, and the entire cast of Jujutsu Kaisen surviving. Things to know before reading: # All the swords he picks up are corrupted blades # No complicated plot, just a slow-paced daily life # Severe OOC warning, tons of headcanon # Chaotic timeline with heavily altered secondary settings # All the sani pairings are familial # The pairing is 270 Theme: I hope everyone in the world will be treated gently by the world