Did I Really Have to Run Into Every Jerk?

Name: Did I Really Have to Run Into Every Jerk?
Author: Preserved Plum Island

屑男人全被我遇上了是吗

by Preserved Plum Island (话梅小岛)

Status: Completed
Length: 330k Words
Genre: Romance
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 4y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Never trust men. I should have understood that the first time I met that cursed king. But I was too young. I was so naive, and the man tricked me. Sobbing.jpg Later, when a beautiful, bedridden boy looked at me with his lovely plum-red eyes, I thought, Oh my god, he's so pitiful. I have to take care of him! But I never expected him to be a piece of human trash too. He tricked me again, and my heart hurts! Covering my mouth and crying.jpg I get it now. Don't go near men who look like they're anything but ordinary. This time, I'm absolutely not falling for it. When I wake up from my dream again, that old geezer has only a few fingers left, and Muzan, who tricked me, has long since disappeared. Hooray, I'm back in the game! Having learned my lesson from the first two times, I pretend to be an ordinary person. This time, I meet an ordinary handsome boy with ordinary black hair and ordinary narrow eyes. He tells me he's a jujutsu sorcerer, and that sorcerers exist to protect non-sorcerers. Oh my god, he's so kind. I like him so much. Until one day, he knocks on my door, covered in blood and looking confused, and tells me he's going to kill his sister to prove his path. And the sister he means is me. Me: P U P I L S D I L A T E D! #YouBroughtThisOnYourself# #Haha,I'mDoneBeingHuman# Pairing: Ye Wang. OOC, with a scrambled timeline. Theme: Better to rely on yourself than on others.

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