Hu Tao Is Still Working Hard to Build the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor Today

[Next up: Genshin Impact-Style Daughter-Raising Handbook] Hu Tao decides to open a Wangsheng Funeral Parlor in another world. First, she needs a massive stream of customers. So she chooses a storefront in Yokohama's Chinatown. Second, she needs excellent employees. So she hires a group of talented people. Including Dazai, a business ace; Phosphophyllite, a master of spiritual deliverance; Violet, the young woman at the front desk; and, of course, the indispensable consultant of Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. The basic requirements are godhood, a strong work ethic, and never charging random expenses to the parlor's account... One day, while putting up flyers, Hu Tao meets a god who fits the bill. Third, she needs quality customers. Like a demon-slaying boy who has turned into a demon. Or an old man with a lucky cat who's nearing the end of his life. Or someone from a seafood company... Wait, why has this customer come back from the dead!? In the end, Hu Tao realizes that individual customers are only temporary. Long-term partnerships are the way to go! So she heads to the foot of Yokohama's five towers to unfurl a banner. Then, shouting through a megaphone, she walks past the Mouri Detective Agency, right next to the place where the legendary Grim Reaper of Beika Town is said to roam... After countless hardships, she succeeds. However, on the second day of their partnership, her funeral parlor is destroyed in a clash between one of the former organization's executives and her own employee, as well as the latter party's usual explosions. Hu Tao: Stop it! She came to Yokohama to do business with the dead, not explosives!!! [Before You Read] 1. There's angst coming up early. 2. The CP is the Traveler. Upcoming story: Genshin Impact-Style Daughter-Raising Handbook Four chosen ones get the chance to summon little girls! Part 1: Natsume's Two Kitties Diona: "This drink is definitely going to be explosively awful!" Master: "Hey, this drink is pretty good!" -Cats fighting- Natsume breaks them up: "All right, Master, don't bully Diona!" Part 2: Bourbon's Spy Role-Play Sayu's first day after being adopted: Dad's not home. Sayu's second day after being adopted: Dad's not home. Sayu goes to sleep: Dad's working a part-time job. Sayu wakes up: Dad's working a part-time job. Sayu: "...He's such a workaholic!" Part 3: Bai Ze's Zombie Maintenance Handbook Bai Ze: "This medicine will make Qiqi more flexible!" Qiqi: "..." Bai Ze: "Could you deliver a gift for me? It's for my girlfriend!" Qiqi (checking her notes): "Which girlfriend?" Part 4: Mori Ougai's Summoning Mishap The boss's serious thoughts: Klee is a good choice. She's a formidable fighter, and her bombs would be perfect for the Port Mafia! And, of course, most importantly, she's a cute little girl! Long live little girls! Summon! A flash of golden light, and Zhongli-Klee (Klee in Zhongli's body) makes her entrance! A tall, handsome man opens his adorable red eyes and winks at Mori Ougai. "Da-da-da~" After finally sending Zhongli-Klee away, Mori Ougai declares that a lolicon never admits defeat and summons again Klee! Come on out, Klee! In the golden light, a burly, muscular man (Itto) slowly appears, pinching his voice high. "Klee's here~ Jumpy Dumpty~" Let us buy osmanthus wine and ride together. Arataki Itto is number one under heaven! Mori Ougai: Thanks for asking. I've been killed by this. ## A Few Warnings ## 1. This may take the form of an ensemble of episodic stories. At first, everyone raises their own kids; later, they may meet and interact. 2. Zhongli-Klee and Itto's lines in the blurb are fan meme jokes. 3. The dads may change before the story officially begins. Theme: Live with death in mind