Can Magical Girls Get Cirrhosis Too?

Highlight: The author is a Takeuchi hater. The story contains out-of-character remarks that are unfavorable to Takeuchi, so Takeuchi fans should think carefully before reading.

Coming next: My Big Sister [Tokyo Revengers]. To remove my death flags, I have no choice but to become the strongest.

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Some readers may not enjoy the amount of original content in the Western fantasy arc (chapters 35-53), so I recommend starting at chapter 54. Please take note.

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The serious blurb:

There were no magical girls in this world to begin with.

And there were no magical girls in maid outfits, either.

To uphold love and justice

To protect the peace of the world

To keep the world from being destroyed

Ozawa Kurumi resolutely transformed into a magical girl.

Even though the path was full of thorns and stones (?)

And soaked with blood and tears (?)

And plagued by the world's misunderstandings and bewilderment (?)

Not to mention the insane amount of grinding and an unbelievably low drop rate

She still couldn't get enough pieces to complete the magical-girl set.

But she still believed

I'll get the Magic Knight set eventually!

And the strongest set for soloing the final boss!

Don't ask. The answer is to grind.

One day, a new sight appeared on the streets of Tokyo

Passerby A: Am I seeing things? I just saw a beautiful woman racing down the road in a wheelchair.

And so it became a new urban legend.

The unserious blurb:

You don't know whether a magical girl can get cirrhosis from grinding too hard,

but you can be sure she'll grow cats on her body.

Two big cats, one gold and one white, carry you back to their nest,

then surround you and lick your fur like crazy, forcing you to cuddle.

Everyone knows being a magical girl is a high-risk job,

but you never heard there'd be an OO crisis, too

You: Wait a second! Aren't we all steal-the-cats-and-run?

Mackitty / Isana Kitty: Yeah, you're right. We're all steal-the-cats-and-run.

A few things to know before reading:

1. Tokyo Revengers fanfiction with an original female lead, written for my own enjoyment.

2. Second-person narration.

3. Contains lots of personal interpretations and major changes to canon. The plot does not cover the Kanto Manji arc (probably).

4. Pairing candidates are listed among the supporting characters. Canon pairings won't be broken up.

5. I'm getting back into writing and have something of an outline (in my head). Currently updating daily.

Blurb saved on 2022.6.4

Theme: Love and hope will surely triumph over evil