The Illusionist and the Cursed Speech User

Going VIP on March 19, 2022! 10,000 words released that day! The Vongola's Tenth Generation Mist Guardian suspected his sharp-tongued disciple had fallen for someone online. Pineapple-Headed Mist Guardian: Are you dating someone online? The person in question: Yeah, but not yet. Pineapple-Headed Mist Guardian: Good... Wait, not yet? As he puzzled over the fact that his disciple, who cared about nothing but causing trouble, reading manga, and surfing the internet, was planning to date someone online... The Vongola sent his sharp-tongued disciple to work for a while at their allied family in Yokohama, the Port Mafia. He expected his foolish disciple to refuse, but that very day the kid grabbed his game console and boarded the private plane sent by the Port Mafia to pick him up. Vongola's outside advisor and tutor to the Tenth: Come to think of it, the person he's been chatting with lately seems to be in Japan. Pineapple-Headed Master: ??? After arriving in Japan, Fran often slipped away from his work at the Port Mafia to go to Tokyo and meet his online friend, Onigiri-kun. Though Fran had trouble understanding Onigiri-kun's onigiri language when they first met, it didn't affect how much he liked him. Especially when he saw the tattoos beside the other guy's lips and on his tongue. Fran thought the guy had excellent taste. Online, Fran had made himself out to be a poor boy who couldn't go to school because he was being exploited by a certain Italian seafood company. So when he was sent to investigate the strange incidents that had been occurring in Yokohama, he found himself at a school, where he met Onigiri-kun's eyes across the classroom, and paused to think. Fran: That evil seafood company suddenly grew a conscience and let me go to school. Onigiri-kun: Bonito flakes. After learning that Onigiri-kun's ability was [Cursed Speech], Fran naturally assumed he was a support type, just like himself. Until one day, when he saw the abs on Onigiri-kun's stomach, and felt betrayed. Support types don't need abs!!! Toge never expected to run into an online friend he got along with at school. He also never expected that his poor friend, who claimed to have been exploited by an evil company since childhood and unable to attend school, was involved with the underworld... Fran: Me needs to explain. Me only works part-time. Still, the indigo inverted triangles beneath the corners of the other guy's eyes were pretty cool. CP: A Cursed Speech user with abs x a sharp-tongued illusionist without abs. Next up: Tsurumaru Is Busy Today Everyone knows that Hell is desperately understaffed. Enma's assistant would love to make one oni do the work of several. When he saw a few assignments that required long-term business trips to the living world, he went to find a certain sword spirit who had retired in Hell. Tsurumaru, who was bored and looking for fun, immediately packed his bags and headed to the living world when he heard he could spend a long time playing there. And so... Teitan Elementary gained a slim but highly athletic PE teacher, skilled in all kinds of sports, who only showed up on Mondays and Tuesdays. Namimori Middle School gained a handsome math teacher with an unusual and entertaining teaching style, who only showed up on Wednesdays and Thursdays. PK Middle School gained a school counselor who only worked on Fridays and Saturdays. What other people think of Teacher Tsurumaru: The Junior Detective League from Teitan Elementary: The little girl with the headband: Teacher's so handsome! And he's really nice! He seems to get along great with Brother Amuro. The little girl with the cool expression: He's no ordinary person. Every time someone answers the door at his place, it's a different handsome guy. They must be very close. The central figure of the Junior Detective League: He's full of mysteries, but he seems like a good person. Tsurumaru's neighbor in the Beika apartment building, a Public Security officer: He's a great partner, but he sure has a lot of secrets. A random student at Namimori Middle School: His classes are so much fun! And he can talk normally with Senior Hibari! Namimori Middle School's head prefect: He's a carnivore worth biting to death. The future Tenth Boss of a certain family: Teacher saved my life! The Tenth's tutor: A talent worth bringing into the family. An esper at PK Middle School who prefers to remain anonymous: He's not human, but as long as he doesn't disrupt my ordinary life, I don't care. (Tsurumaru: I found a real esper! Hozuki: Really? Please take me to see him.) A member of a certain Yokohama family whom Tsurumaru met through his motorcycle: He's great to talk to, and an important friend of mine. After coming to the living world, Tsurumaru not only worked as a teacher at three schools, but also happened to learn that his neighbor in the Beika apartment building was with Public Security, and became an informant for them as well. Despite juggling several jobs, Tsurumaru doesn't feel tired at all. He wants to expand his business even further. Tsurumaru: I absolutely love deleting having fun deleting work! Note: Tsurumaru only wants to cause trouble. Next up: [Studying Medicine Can't Fix My Classmates' Brains] Back in middle school, Shoko thought she was just an ordinary delinquent girl who liked smoking. She only had a slightly unusual ability and could see some strange things. But since the older Fushiguro brother next door could kill those strange things for her, they hadn't caused her much trouble. One day, she saw a junior with flames coming out of his head, but his hair wasn't burning. The unscientific sight made her pay a little attention to him. Then, on the day she graduated from middle school, that same junior, with flames coming out of his head and wearing nothing but his underwear, confessed to her. Junior: Shoko-senpai! Please go out with me!!! Shoko: No. (Tries to light a cigarette with the flames on his head.) After graduating from middle school, she used her special ability to get into Tokyo Jujutsu High. Then she discovered that there were only three students in her year, including her. Her two classmates were handsome and strong, but annoying. After spending some time with them, Shoko decided they were just like the idiots in her middle school class, except they were scumbags too. Scumbag No. 1: Geto, Shoko says we're scumbags. That's hilarious. Scumbag No. 2: Gojo, I think Shoko might only mean you. Shoko: I mean both of you. A while after enrolling, Shoko had a strange, very long dream. In one scene, the muscular older Fushiguro brother beat up her two classmates, nearly killing one of them. Shoko: Is the big brother earning formula money for Megumi? Muscular Big Brother: Megumi doesn't drink formula anymore. Oh, so the dream was fake. But some details from the dream started appearing in real life, so Shoko couldn't help paying attention. A few years after graduating from Jujutsu High, she came across an explosion while on an assignment and casually saved a police officer who had nearly been blown to pieces. When they met again, she learned that the officer was a friend of a senior she'd known at Tokyo University, who was now with Public Security. Public Security Senior: I can't believe you've already gotten your medical license, Ieiri. That's impressive. Shoko, who had only qualified to take the exam thanks to her classmates: Don't bring me into this. As an adult, dark circles under her eyes, Shoko complained about work and her two troublesome classmates to a female friend she had met in Yokohama, who also had healing abilities. Female Friend: Well, if all else fails, just dissect them and see what's going on in their brains. Shoko: That assumes there's a brain in there. Her classmates, who had come out with her: ??? One time, while out drinking with her two classmates, Shoko ran into the junior who had confessed to her all those years ago. Junior: Are they your...? Scumbag No. 1: Obviously, I'm Shoko's boyfriend. Scumbag No. 2: Then I'll be the other man this time. Shoko: I'm done. Junior: Um... Since you already have two, would you mind having one more? Shoko: Hm? Scumbag No. 1: What? Where did you come from, you homewrecker? Scumbag No. 2: Shoko has all she needs with the two of us, right, Shoko? Shoko: Fight each other first. Then we'll talk if one of you dies. I'm going drinking with Chuuya. Bye. Shoko doesn't think even Reverse Cursed Technique can fix her classmates' brains. Everyone in the jujutsu world knows that Tokyo Jujutsu High's treasure is a precious healer, and also knows that she has a Special Grade Summoner. She's the only person who can summon two Special Grade jujutsu sorcerers at once. Note: Lots of people have one-sided crushes on Shoko, but all she wants is to retire early and live a peaceful life. Her two scumbag classmates keep getting in the way of her staying single. This is Shoko's coming-of-age story from middle school to high school, university, and working life. Contains lots of headcanon. Headcanon 1: Megumi's mother is surnamed Fushiguro. Theme: Unspoken tenderness is even more heart-stirring