Studying Medicine Can't Fix My Classmate's Brain

Going premium on August 1, 2022! A 10,000-character update will drop right on time! After going premium, there will be 6,000 characters every day! Updates every night at midnight! In middle school, Shoko thought she was just an ordinary girl who liked smoking, with a bunch of delinquent nonhumans for guardians. She only had a slightly unusual ability and could see some strange things. But since the big brother from the Fushiguro family next door could take care of them, they never caused her too much trouble. After she picked up a cat and a dog who could understand human speech, Shoko's home had to be renovated every so often because the two of them kept fighting. Shoko: Tch. If you fight again, I'll take you to the hospital to get snipped. Cat Gojo: Meow?! Dog Geto: Woof... On the day she graduated from Namimori Middle School, a junior with a flaming head and nothing on but his underwear stopped her and invited her to join what seemed to be a seafood company. Junior: Shoko-senpai! Please join us!!! Shoko: I refuse. (Tries to light a cigarette with the fire on his head.) After graduating middle school, she used her special ability to get into Tokyo Jujutsu High. Then she found out there were only three students in her year, including her. Her two classmates were handsome and strong, but annoying, and a little like the cat and dog she kept. After spending some time with them, Shoko decided they were just like the stupid boys at her middle school, and they were scumbags too. Compared to them, her cat and dog were way cuter. Scumbag No. 1: Suguru, Shoko says we're scumbags. That's hilarious. Scumbag No. 2: Satoru, I think Shoko might only mean you. Shoko: I mean both of you. Some time after enrolling, Shoko had a strange, very long dream. In one scene, her two classmates got beaten up by the muscular big brother from the Fushiguro family, and one of them was nearly beaten to death. Shoko: Is Big Bro beating them up to earn formula money for Megumi? Muscular Big Bro: Megumi doesn't drink milk anymore. Oh, then the dream must be fake. But some details from the dream started coming true in reality, so Shoko couldn't help paying attention. A few years after graduating from Jujutsu High, she encountered an explosion during an off-campus assignment and casually rescued a police officer who was nearly blown to pieces. When they met again, she learned that the officer she'd saved was a friend of a senior she'd known at Tokyo University, and that the senior was now with Public Security. Public Security senior: I can't believe you already got your medical license, Ieiri. That's impressive. Shoko, who qualified to take the exam with help from her classmates: Don't bring me into this. As an adult, Shoko, dark circles under her eyes, complains about work and her two troublesome classmates to a female friend with healing abilities whom she met in Yokohama. Female friend: Well, if they really won't behave, just dissect them and see what's going on in their heads. Shoko: That presumes they have brains. The two classmates accompanying Shoko: ??? One time, while out drinking with her two classmates, she ran into the junior who'd once invited her to join his seafood company. Junior: Where do you work, senpai? Your dark circles are terrible. Shoko: A sweatshop. Junior: Um... If you don't mind, would you like to come work for me? I can guarantee good pay and time off. If you'd like, you can even work five days a week, eight hours a day, with two days off. Shoko: Really? Scumbag No. 1: Shoko?! Scumbag No. 2: Shoko, calm down! We'll go take down those rotten higher-ups right now and get you a long vacation! Shoko: Then go ahead. I'm going drinking with Chuuya. This is Shoko's story of growing up, from middle school to high school to university to the working world. Contains lots of headcanon. Headcanon 1: Megumi's mother has the surname Fushiguro. Headcanon 2: Geto was born in Saitama, because I don't know where he's from... New story seeking advance interest: Shoko Wants to Retire After working overtime, Shoko only realized it was her twenty-fifth birthday when the day was nearly over. With the last bit of time left, she made a wish. She wanted to retire as soon as possible. Then the very next day, she became an elementary school nurse raising two kids on her own. She also lost her Reverse Cursed Technique. Shoko, who was very adaptable, calmly accepted that she had transmigrated, along with the memories of the version of herself in this world. This world's Shoko had no Reverse Cursed Technique, hadn't joined the jujutsu world, and didn't know her two troublesome classmates. The two kids were ones she'd adopted in Yokohama. But this world's Shoko had several jobs. She was a Public Security officer, an undercover agent in a criminal organization, the owner of a counseling office, and the school nurse at Teitan Elementary School. Shoko had assumed the version of her in this world would be busy, but she found life here was easier than in her old world. Organization superior: Keep observing Bourbon. Shoko: Roger. Superior, also undercover in the organization: Put your own safety first. Shoko: Roger. Please send me a copy of your recent side-job log. Superior: … The counseling office doesn't get many clients. The school nurse at Teitan Elementary works on a rotating schedule. And every now and then, she solves a case in Beika Town. Inspector Megure: Could it be that you're a detective too? Shoko: No, I'm just a psychologist passing by. Inspector Megure: ... So in Beika Town, not only detectives, but even psychologists can solve cases with ease? Shoko, who inexplicably earned the nickname Psychic Detective: Hm? She had thought there was no jujutsu world in this world, and at most there was a shinigami. But one day, she met her runaway, troublesome classmate at her counseling office. Then she ran into her other classmate at the cafe where her Public Security superior moonlighted. He seemed even crazier here. After that, the two of them became regulars at her counseling office. Rebellious classmate: I think all ordinary people are monkeys. Shoko: Humans are primates. So are you. Rebellious classmate: You're an ordinary person, but I don't dislike you. Shoko: Right. I like myself too. That'll be one million for this session. Rebellious classmate: Sure. I really enjoyed talking with you. Shoko: That made me sick. Add another million. Rebellious classmate: … Gojo: I feel like I've known you for a long time. Shoko: Mm. Gojo: Listen, I hate those rotten higher-ups Shoko: Oh. Gojo: I want to crush them. Shoko: I don't recommend doing that here. Gojo: Why? Shoko: This is a society governed by law. Gojo: Oh. Shoko: But I recommend bringing them to Beika Town. Gojo: Why? Shoko: It'll raise the death rate. By the way, your session fee is one million. Gojo: Okay~ I had a great time talking~ I'll come again~ Shoko: Just bring the money next time. Later, she discovered that the two kids she'd adopted weren't ordinary children either. They were executives of a Yokohama organization who'd been tricked into taking poison by the organization. Shoko: Hmm... Can they support me in my old age? This is the story of Shoko's retirement life, which came about after her birthday wish was successfully "granted," along with her efforts to heal her rebellious classmate and her even crazier classmate. P.S. She will regain her Reverse Cursed Technique later in the story. Original idea seeking advance interest: After Being Reborn, I Toppled the Temple Eileen has been reborn. This is her third life. After being reborn, she remembered that in her previous life, she had actually transmigrated into a world of magic and various special races. Because she had no memories from before transmigrating, in her previous life she served the temple as its so-called saintess, really just a tool, and eventually died in the chaos the temple had caused. After being reborn, Eileen decided that rather than being the temple's tool, she might as well switch sides and join the opposing mage tower. At least the mage tower wouldn't make empty promises, and if she worked hard, she could become its master herself. After the temple betrayed her in her previous life, all Eileen wanted this time was to bring it down and lead the people of this other world toward a communist society. Becoming the mage tower's master was the first step to toppling the temple. Eileen had originally thought bringing down the temple would be a difficult goal. But many people she'd never seen in her previous life appeared this time, and for some reason she could hear their thoughts. From their thoughts, she learned that her world was actually the setting of a novel, and she was its heroine. The main plot was about her tangled love-hate relationships with her two classmates. After learning this, she looked at the two classmates she considered her best friends. She said earnestly: On the road to a communist society, romance is the most useless thing. Then her two classmates looked at her as if she were an idiot. She understood what they meant: We'll be revolutionary comrades for life! The transmigrators who came with a System to complete missions couldn't understand what was going on in this world. Wasn't the heroine supposed to be gentle and kind, and unwaveringly loyal to the temple? Then why had the heroine happily run off to the mage tower after they took away her position as saintess?! Weren't the two male leads supposed to look down on the heroine at first? Then why had both male leads followed her to the mage tower after she left the temple?! Wasn't the heroine only supposed to know healing magic of the light element?! Then why had she become an all-around mage and the master of the mage tower?! And why had the mage tower's whole style become so familiar and welcoming after the heroine joined?! Heroine: I hereby declare the founding of the People's Republic of Gualiat! Transmigrators: ??? Wasn't this heroine supposed to have a tragic romance script?! Why is she founding a country?! Note: The heroine and the two "male leads" are only revolutionary comrades. Theme: Everyone has a story of their own.