Tsurumaru Is Busy Again Today

On May 29, 2022, this book will go premium, with an update of ten thousand characters that day! After that, updates will come every day at seven. Hehe! /3\ Everyone knows that Hell is severely understaffed. Hozuki's assistant would love to make one demon do the work of several. When he saw a few assignments that required long-term business trips to the living world, he found a certain sword tsukumogami who was enjoying retirement in Hell. Bored and always looking for fun, Tsurumaru immediately packed his bags and headed to the living world when he heard he could play there for an extended stay. And so... Teitan Elementary gained a slim, extremely fit PE teacher who excelled at all kinds of sports and only showed up on Mondays and Tuesdays. Namimori Middle School gained a handsome math teacher with a fun, unconventional teaching style who only showed up on Wednesdays and Thursdays. PK Middle School gained a school counselor who only worked Fridays and Saturdays. What other people thought of Teacher Tsurumaru: The Junior Detective League from Teitan Elementary: The little girl with the headband: "Teacher, you're so handsome! And so nice! You seem to be really close with Brother Amuro." The little girl with the cool expression: "He's no ordinary person. Every time I go to his house, there's a different handsome guy answering the door. They must be very close." The central figure of the Junior Detective League: "He's full of mysteries, but he should be a good person." Tsurumaru's Public Security neighbor at his apartment in Beika Town: "He's a great partner, but he has plenty of secrets." A random student at Namimori Middle School: "His lessons are so interesting! And he can talk normally with Senior Hibari!" The head of the disciplinary committee at Namimori Middle School: "He's a carnivore worth biting to death." The future Tenth Vongola boss: "Teacher saved my life!" The Tenth's home tutor: "He's a talent worth bringing into the family." The unnamed esper from PK Middle School: "He's not human, but as long as he doesn't interfere with my normal life, I don't care." (Tsurumaru: "I found a living esper!" Hozuki: "Really? Please take me to see him.") A leader in a certain Yokohama family whom Tsurumaru met through motorcycles: "He's great to talk to, and an important friend of mine." After arriving in the living world, Tsurumaru not only got jobs teaching at three schools, but also became a Public Security informant after he happened to learn that his neighbor in Beika Town was a Public Security agent. Despite juggling all those jobs, Tsurumaru doesn't feel tired at all. He wants to expand his business even further. Tsurumaru: "I absolutely love deleting 'looking for fun' deleting 'work'!" Note: Tsurumaru only cares about stirring things up. Next book: [Studying Medicine Can't Fix My Classmates' Brains] In middle school, Shoko thought she was just an ordinary delinquent girl who liked smoking. She only had a slightly unusual ability and could see some strange things. But since the older boy from the Fushiguro family next door could help kill those strange things, they never caused her too much trouble. One day, she saw a junior whose head was on fire, though his hair wasn't burning. The impossible sight made her pay a little attention to him. Then, on the day she graduated middle school, that junior, with fire blazing from his head and wearing nothing but his underwear, confessed to her. Junior: "Senior Ieiri! Please go out with me!!!" Shoko: "I refuse." (She tries to light a cigarette with the fire on his head.) After graduating middle school, her special ability brought her to Jujutsu High. There, she found that there were only three students in her year, including herself. Her two classmates were handsome and strong, but annoying. After spending some time with them, Shoko decided they were just like the idiots at her middle school, except they were also scumbags. Scumbag No. 1: "Suguru, Shoko says we're scumbags. That's hilarious." Scumbag No. 2: "Satoru, I think Shoko might only mean you." Shoko: "I mean both of you." A while after enrolling, Shoko had a strange, very long dream. One scene showed her two classmates getting beaten up by the muscular big brother from the Fushiguro family. One of them was nearly beaten to death. Shoko: "Is Big Brother earning formula money for Megumi?" Muscular Big Brother: "Megumi doesn't drink milk anymore." Oh, so the dream must be fake. But some details from the dream began appearing in real life, so Shoko couldn't help paying attention. A few years after graduating from Jujutsu High, she was on an assignment when she came across an explosion and casually rescued a police officer who had nearly been blown to pieces. When they met again, she learned that the officer was a friend of a senior she'd known at Tokyo University, who was now with Public Security. Public Security senior: "I can't believe you already got your medical license, Ieiri. That's amazing." Shoko, who got permission to take the exam thanks to her classmates: "Don't bring me into this." As an adult, Shoko, dark circles under her eyes, complained about work and her two exasperating classmates to a female friend she had met in Yokohama who also had healing abilities. Female friend: "Well, if nothing else works, just dissect them and take a look at their brains." Shoko: "That assumes they have brains." Her two classmates, who had come out with her: "???" One time, when she went drinking with her two classmates, she ran into the junior who had confessed to her back then. Junior: "Are they your...?" Scumbag No. 1: "Obviously. I'm Shoko's boyfriend." Scumbag No. 2: "Then I'll be the other man this time." Shoko: "I'm done." Junior: "Um... Since you already have two, would you mind having one more?" Shoko: "Huh?" Scumbag No. 1: "What kind of home-wrecker are you?" Scumbag No. 2: "Shoko has all she needs with the two of us, right, Shoko?" Shoko: "Fight each other first. We'll talk after one of you dies. I'm going drinking with Chuuya. Bye." This is Shoko's story of growing up, from middle school to high school, university, and adulthood. Contains many original settings. Original setting 1: Megumi's mother has the surname Fushiguro. Original idea, please add to your reading list: After Rebirth, I Toppled the Temple Aileen was reborn. As the temple's saintess, she didn't think being reborn was a gift from God. Because she knew God was a piece of shit. Oh, don't ask why someone with such a Western name would say that. After being reborn, she remembered that in her previous life she had actually transmigrated. She had originally been a future builder of socialism, but after dying for no apparent reason, she'd transmigrated to a world with magic, where there were other special races besides humans. Then she died again and was reborn. Having died twice already, Aileen decided she wanted to enjoy her life this time. Rather than be free labor for the temple, she'd rather become the Tower of Magic's master and bring the temple down. After being reborn, Aileen discovered that there were plenty of people she hadn't seen in her previous life. They all seemed to have their eyes on her two classmates, which she couldn't understand. Aside from being good-looking and among the most capable people in the world, her classmates had nothing to recommend them. As for their personalities, neither of them was any good. But since she wasn't a good person herself, the three of them got along quite well. Aileen knew the two of them wouldn't come off worse, so she didn't care much about those people. Of course, even if her classmates did suffer, she wouldn't care. She'd probably laugh at them from the sidelines. Don't ask. That's just the love between classmates. But the road to becoming the Tower of Magic's master and toppling the temple wasn't smooth. Still, she couldn't deny how helpful those people who'd popped up out of nowhere were. When Aileen was trying to get rid of her status as the designated saintess... Someone appeared and pointed out that she was a half-undead, half-elf and unfit to be the temple's saintess. Problem solved: she was no longer the designated saintess. When she was frustrated because she wanted to learn magic of other elements but her light affinity was too pure for her to learn any... Someone used a strange tool to disrupt her light affinity. Now she could learn magic of other elements. When she was wondering how to stir up trouble from inside the temple... The temple's newly appointed saint and saintess fell head over heels for her two classmates. She successfully completed her plan by selling out her classmates. Classmate No. 1: "???" Classmate No. 2: "???" Aileen: "I won't forget your sacrifice." (She wipes away imaginary tears.) As she worked to bring down the temple, Aileen realized there was something strange about her classmates. Classmate No. 1: "If you suddenly die, I won't let you get away with it." Classmate No. 2: "If you die, I think you'll become my strongest summon." Aileen: "How dare these two curse me?" Aileen suddenly remembered what they'd said when they were asked at the academy what they wanted to do in the future. Michel, the dragon prince: "Become the strongest and bring down the temple that gets on my nerves." Federico, the necromancer: "Collect the strongest summons and bring down the temple that gets in my way." Aileen, the designated saintess: "Become the Tower of Magic's master and bring down the temple." The trio who planned to topple the temple had reached an agreement. Teacher: "???" But Aileen remembered that the two of them hadn't said anything about bringing down the temple last time. Later, she learned from those strange people that the world she lived in was the setting of a novel, and she was its heroine. The main plot was the tangled love and hatred between her and her two classmates. The three of them after learning the truth: Aileen: "Ugh." Michel: "Ugh." Federico: "Ugh." All three were convinced that even if they stayed single their entire lives, they would never get together. And they really did stay single for the rest of their lives. Note: The heroine only wants to topple the temple and has no time for romance. #TheForeverSingleGirlLevelsUpAllTheWay# #TheThreeOfUsStaySingleTogether,WhoeverDatesFirstIsADog# A Random Extra Only Wants to Mess Up the Plot [Book Transmigration] Brief description: It wasn't until two hundred years after transmigrating to another world that Beth Leia learned she had transmigrated into an adults-only N/P novel. Beth Leia sneered at the twisted love of the male leads, who treated the heroine like their property. Men who showed such complete disrespect for women were all scumbags. Since the novel didn't mention her by name, Beth Leia hadn't paid it much attention, until one day she saw the heroine's male disguise alias on a list of applicants to join the Tower of Magic. Beth Leia, a future builder of socialism in her previous life, decided to pull the poor heroine out of that utterly awful plot. She couldn't understand a plot that went against socialist values, and she had no intention of respecting it. After all, who would respect a pile of shit? Beth Leia found that once the plot began to change, the heroine seemed to change along with it. She was still just as beautiful, but she was starting to look more and more like a man. Theme: As long as you love life, everything is beautiful.